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The Life and Times of a Modern Day Sex Fiend
starbasek: A girl’s first porno shoot should be celebrated. It’s the modern equivalent of a debutante ball: a special, joyful time when a young woman’s hopes and dreams can begin to be realized…
a-modern-courtesan: Because there are times when all men want from you are your warm, wet holes….they don’t even feel the need to undress you and admire the body you work so hard to keep fit and make attractive.
a-modern-courtesan: That first time you go from being daddy’s whore to daddy’s anal whore.
masterlovehurts: Modern Slut Tip: Do two of your friends want to fuck your ass at the same time, but you’ve never even tried anal before? First of all, shame on you for not making your ass available for use like a good slut would. Second, have one of
masterlovehurts: Modern Slut Tip: Don’t expect a man to interrupt his day, just because you’re sucking his cock. He doesn’t have time to pay attention to every slut that latches onto his dick during the day. He’s got papers to read, forms to
only-daddy-understands-you: Traditionally princesses don’t puke on your cock. But traditions change. Keep with the times. Be modern and progressive. Progressive girls date older men and puke on their cocks.
systlin: Seriously though, modern fandom, y’all need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships. Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas. You don’t have to choose one or the
transcoranic: demenior: Every time I see a ‘modern au’ ft a character that has some sort of limb replacement like a metal arm or w/e and the ‘cool au version’ of it is a sleeve tattoo I literally want to reach through the screen and slap some
the-last-of-the-time-girls: 24hoursayear: samuelbachmeier: translucentpaint: nostopdasgay: sherlockscoat: An example of how gays are ruining our modern society. Look how fiendishly immoral they are. Look how happy and family oriented they are,
suarezalex: okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
ericscissorhands:“I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.“ (Pt. 1:X)(Pt: 2: X)(Pt: 4:X)
Thanks for helping me with my art class. Yeah, that’s a chastity cage. My paintings have a whole… modern vibe.It’ll all make sense by the time I’m done. You just have to trust me…**CLICK**Good. Now we’re ready to
petapeta: A Powerful Display of Rare White Tigers at Feeding Time - My Modern Metropolis
imagebender:Time for Murder | Catherine Russell as modern Miss Marple HiRes [ 1600x2000 ] Do not repost, use in edits, etc. Thank you.
myskinnybones: kanyeuniversecity: that time Kanye was on Wild N’ Out Modern black history
mogulsm: samoishere: wordsofapleaser: sexylexygotpassion: I never seen this slow motion ☺️😂😂 This shit old but I still be cry every time see it 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 This is a Modern Art™️ I wondered where that gif came from
metal-queer-solid: satansleftnipple: swedebeast: angry-shaman: alien-leftist: cuentosallaround: bigwordsandsharpedges: skypig357: Lmao modern art Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times
wolfwarrior142:official-spookifers-child:zagreuses-toast:redistributed-memes:modern day who’s on second “me saw who! me saw who!!!” I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
the-modern-courtesan:Because you have to accept that not all the partners on the committee deciding on which interns get extended offers for full time position are going to be swayed by your flirtations alone.
the-modern-courtesan:When the corporate recruiter offers to help you get a meeting with the firm’s CEO so you can make your pitch for a full time position…..for a price of course.
chasfemdom: Women are still romantic in modern gynarchy times Don’t you just love happy endings?😇😇🔐
filante-star replied to your post: modern/hipster! AU headcanon time (i’m not used to… THAT IS ADORABLE. Art please? ;3; well sure! lolololol
aaaaand more hipster!modern AU doodles. this time with the “human” love interests~ isabela is also drunk. her and garret are sometimes drunk buddies
thorboner replied to your photo: aaaaand more hipster!modern AU doodles. this time… anDERS OH GOSH;;; so cute he is my favorite future cat lady~ ♥
ehrola: Modern Korra? I was just killing time until my siblings got home so we could all watch Korra together. That last episode was intense you guys! My feels can’t take it! D:
biodiverseed: cracked: We sat down with Norma Flores, who sweated and toiled in the fields while her peers spent their time doing homework and having childhoods. Here’s what she told us about the shockingly modern face of backbreaking child labor…
theyikesfiles: meekokyu: these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too
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