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Today, I read an MLIA about how sperm contain sugar in their molecular structures. My 11-year old sister then asked, "Is that why that song is called 'Pour Some Sugar on me'?" I didn't know what to say...MLIA
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stevenasty: ayyeitsjulie: ryleedeperalta: MLIA. Today while I was at Costco, free sampling, I needed to use the restroom. I went to go wash my hands and found no paper towels. I looked to my left and found the above. It’s called the Dyson Airblade
So I pushed my boyfriend through Walmart in a shopping cart today.. At midnight… IN the cart…. He was IN the cart. My 19 year old boyfriend. In the shopping cart. Yep.
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it. MLIA
Today, I was in the car with my dad, who was trying to work his new voice-activated GPS. Fed up, he told it to go to Hell. The GPS then proceeded to give us the directions to Hell, Michigan.MLIA
Today, I renamed my recycle bin to Azkaban. Then I made a folder and named it Voldemort. When I clicked delete, my computer asked me: "Are you sure you want to send Voldemort to Azkaban?" MLIA
-rosasparks-: notthatkindagay: MLIA Why is this so fucking funny? Once I actually take a shower, I NEVER want to get out of the shower. It’s like the saddest thing in the world.
