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A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be our president
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney leaves the door cracked when you ask him to close it.
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney causes tumblr load errors.
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney refuses to let his pokemon evolve on the grounds of creationism.
fasterfood: i think obama should just make it illegal for mitt romney to be a president
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney is that one annoying blog you’re stuck in a mutual follow with.
nudenrude: republicanidiots: Here’s Mitt sucking the life essence from a human child. I see his soul dispersing right before his eyes
g0d-hating-atheist: popcornmassacre: mitt romney seems like a character that saturday night live made up in order to make fun of republicans during the weekend update but he’s real then again doesn’t every republican seem like that
batcountryword: Mitt Romney doesn’t know how to hold babies. This is a reader-submmitted gallery from Bat Malcomb. As Bat Sadhaka asked, “Why is he holding all of them like microphone booms?” We have no idea.
fretsetgo: mrgeoman: Fuck you, Mitt. This p.o.s…
whatafuckinfamilypicture: I’m voting for Mitt Romney because I want windows to open on planes
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney types “LMBO” instead of “LMAO.”
shakeyourbuddah: roselalond: roselalond: my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper if you thought i was lying that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit
If i had a nickel for every time Mitt Romney said something stupid I would be in his tax bracket
paixamourandcoffee: Obama should just say “Mitt Romney thinks airplane windows should open” and then kick over the podium and backflip out of the room while he flips him off
How I imagine Mitt Romney's Education
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney says turkey day instead of thanksgiving.
crockercorp: spookyzayns: crockercorp: crockercorp: crockercorp: yesterday i went to the beach and mitt romney was there with a single slice of pizza also he was like 50 feet tall and emerging from the depths of the ocean photographic evidence
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney screams ‘POLICE. OPEN UP,’ while banging on the door when he goes over to his only friend’s apartment.
inducedjoy: punkrockmermaid: Snoop Dogg’s reasons for not voting for Mitt Romney.
drewdefeatsallthespookythings: barackobama: Mitt Romney has been keeping the fact-checkers busy since last week’s debate.
edgeworthing: richwhitelesbian: u ever think about how airplanes fly but they dont flap their wings #mitt romney is that u
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney has a picture of himself as his phone background
grandthefthauntumn: mitt romneys gonna raise the prices on band merch pass it on
sunset-orange-peeta: timeywimeyness: Hey Mitt, if having two parents decreases violence, maybe you should let gay couples get married. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF, THAT AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YOU ARE AFRAID FOR YOUR PERSONAL RIGHTS AND SAFTEY SHOULD MITT ROMNEY WIN THIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
raisaroney: how is mitt romney saying that you need two parents to raise a child barack obama was raised by a single mom and HE’S THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
amazing-pain: Mitt Romney Ladies & Gentlemen’s
sarahxmay-deactivated20140620: Dara O’Briain on Mitt Romney.
okay so mitt rhymes with shit. and you know what Obama rhymes with? Ohana. And Ohana means family, and family means that nobody gets left behind. WHO’S THE OBVIOUS CHOICE HERE
odgw: in an unfortunate coincidence, mitt romney failed to create a job for himself
holleringandshouts: “And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling minorities, women and gays!” - Mitt Romney
bilbutt-baggins: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi? This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
multidjc: j-ckie: romamochi: profmth: Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history. i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG I’m not even sorry
s1uts: holdmypurse: White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again
staymanipura-deactivated2019092: Mitt - A Netflix Original
chronic-genderbender: jaredsadalecki: breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still
