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ilovestinkyfeet: “You’ve got two minutes left so you better hurry up and squirt before your uncle comes home. Start stroking a little faster young man”
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:batssassin:mellopwn:random-fandom-man:ultrafacts:(Listen) For more posts, follow Ultrafacts if you can listen to all 21 minutes you are a god. i made it less then 2. I just made it all the way through. I hate myself. Oh
supersmashtv: Dan Cortese was in DEMOLITION MAN for about 5 seconds, and MTV made a 6 minute promo segment about it.
queensimia: animationtidbits: Understanding Color 23 minutes of all the important bits of color theory. Man, I so could’ve used this when I was in college.
gookdom: The minute she turned 18, she was sold by her family to a white man. At first she was sad that her family could discard her so easily, but she quickly learned that this was the best thing that ever could happen to her. She didn’t like
faggotslaveboy:A great Man made me edge for 30 minutes.. Ofcourse I didn’t get to Cum and had to lock my dick again. Like It should be
random-fandom-man: ultrafacts: (Listen) For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts if you can listen to all 21 minutes you are a god. i made it less then 2. it’s not that bad, but I wouldn’t listen to a song I liked
Oh man, i showed up so late for work this morning. Jesus. Ive been getting yelled at for the last 20 minutes about tardiness. Dude, ive been here three years, and I’m barely even late, if ever. Suck my dick.
the one punch man PV2 is literally a minute and a half. and I’ve seen multiple gifs, gifsets, etc etc. Y'all are so thirsty to be the new kid on the block with the freshest thing out, but hey get them notes.
winterayars: knifeandlighter: the one punch man PV2 is literally a minute and a half. and I’ve seen multiple gifs, gifsets, etc etc. Y'all are so thirsty to be the new kid on the block with the freshest thing out, but hey get them notes. You think
instructionsforboys:properfaggot: Now here’s a boy who knows how to take care of himself… too bad a dildo is a poor substitute for a Real Man’s tool. fuck, I could watch this twink fuck himself all day. Well, for a couple minutes at least, then
mikemtf: teenagealpha: Texting a cocksucker, and he’ll be there in 5 minutes. So any real man can just lay back. View more @ TeenageAlpha We’re proud of our fast cock sucking service open to any real men 24/7/360.
boy16jason:Man, it’s been a minute since I’ve posted anything, huh! Sorry guys. New apartment, new job. Life’s been a little occupied! #jalatu loves you!
rottenmeats: goatygoatyeah: Wowww “Man I just don’t get it,” Steve muttered to himself, refreshing his facebook page for the tenth time in the last five minutes, “I know all of the internet jokes, but yet, no one will talk to me!”
kittengut said: oh man you got the yoshi blindbag instead of the bows I am so sorry fiz :( actually i wanted the yoshi. i spent a few minutes feeling the blindbag pieces through the bag to try to figure out if i could get a yoshi. i bought two bags
jazzyismindless: good god this man is everything. like literally, everytime I see him my womanhood quivers. I can’t. If only I had twenty minutes alone with him I would rock his world two more years till it’s legal.
youruffledmyruffalo: once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder, “wait a minute!
thaliagraceful replied to your post: i just realised i put dredd on that thing instead… man you’re generous i told amanda he was in it like 30 secs it was the extended version, where karl stands there for 5 whole minutes, just… waving.
gotitforcheap: person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes
thenightwanderer: Wanderer’s Animation: Bonita!(w/sound)In a clear night at Brazil, Laura Matsuda was waiting for her friend at the street when a strange man offered her a deal she’d never expect… (Runtime: 05:57 Minutes) Laura is here to take
squiiids: squiiids: me 20 minutes ago, before i heard the title screen music for Solstice (NES): me now, a permanently changed man:
queendanneelackles: When I was upset or suffering from a terrible day, nothing cheered me up more, even for a minute, than watching this man’s films or watching his interviews online. There is no way you could not laugh or crack a smile and his comedic
tsitra360: 30 minute Challenge - Ponies at Cons Context: Apparently this happened at Bronycon, I wasn’t there but this is what I was told…. In a panel with Cathy (VA of Spike) A man with a speech impediment accidentally hanged on the word “Found”
stunnerpone:lornacrowley:kouha:a grown man crying for 32 straight minutes because blizzard took a sexy hot video game lady ass pose away from him HALF AN HOUR!!!Let me remind you that it was taken away because grown women cried in forums because they
celestia-stuff:im never gonna die I WILL SURVIVE Oh man, had be scared for a minute there! ;w; xD
chloex901: A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went
hackedmotionsensors: This is seriously Tony in every episode. “I’m super gosh darn smart, lemme sass for a minute” Bad guy shows up” “Man I’m so much better than you I’m gonna sass…oh ow I’m being thrown through a wall” “I’m still
relaxunload:“Man I have go to the pub in 20min with the boys. Give me your mouth real quick so if I take a chick home I last longer than 10 minutes. I’ll do the work.”
captainwondyful: THIS is why I am going to see Ant-Man. I think I have been laughing for about 20 minutes.
femdomcuckcake: oh how I despise the bitch. Look at her glaring over at Me. How stupid can she be? It doesn’t take a man 20 minutes to take a leak and I didn’t give him a chance to rinse his face…….lol……My essence is all over his mustache,
unpicasso: listen the minute u think “hes different!!” abt a man he’s already scammed u
lesbiangender: therealraewest: therealraewest: A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought
84emojis: boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back* me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt
bairnsidhe: 30-minute-memes: Bobo is the man. Bobo is a good spood.
lesbianshadowcat:hey man are you okay? i saw on spotify you’ve been listening to “running up that hill (deal with god)” for 44 minutes straight
blackownedsluts: Beautiful Pale Redhead white girl bets well hung black man she cant make him cum in 15 minutes.. she proves him wrong. when white and black party together this is what happens
“A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through
I spent many minutes staring at this and thinking “this green skinned man is just too…green”.
wifecuckshubby: A cuckolded husband fully understands that this man’s penis is going to be deep inside his wife in just a few minutes.
the-lonely-scottish-guy: zeitgeist-stupidland: paulsspooookypad: a local man and his dog taking last minute shelter from the storm in new york, gun in hand in case of any looters the beautiful thing about pictures like this is how they capture the
holy shit I still have dreams about forgetting assignments and ruining my future I am a grown-ass man with a career and it takes me a minute to remember that sometimes.
drunkdilf: bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
itriedthatonceitwasabadmove: uzusanageyama: astrohime: i paid for this ive been trying to come up with something to say about this for like 10 minutes but i cant. i cant say anything. elly paid this man real, legal united states currency to tell
cuttlefishculler: sinbadism: pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding
kilifish: Ooh man… you guys, ALL my friend said to me was “Garnet with lava wings”, and I think my mind starting going a hundred miles per minute… I imagined an AU where Garnet replaces Lapis as a corrupted gem, angered and hurt from being
benjamin unbutton replied to your post: beacandy asked:man it is really r…You’re a twin??? Me too!Yep! I’m a fraternal twin, younger than my sister by 20 minutes
stellarvisionary: aerialsquid: I was on the balcony over the hotel pool when I noticed this man quietly sitting on a cooler with a fishing rod, his Magikarp haul on the table beside him. He was there for at least ten minutes after I first saw him
my-mistress-should-see: she’s going to tear him apart , enjoying every minute of it and leave a quivering heap of a man
a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts: xdroox: toinfinityandbeyonce: me on my way to steal your man “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.” i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
casmccalled: earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!????? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN now wait a fucking minute
gasoline-station: Ultimate Swing This photo, taken at the “end of the world” swing in Banos, Ecuador, captures a man on the swing overlooking an erupting Mt. Tungurahua. The eruption took place on February 1, 2014. Minutes after the photo was taken,
averypottermormon: marvinlamoure: sirdef: hello 911 yes marvel is releasing a 71 minute movie titled Iron Man & Captain America: Heroes United yes i’ll hold WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
I was the guy who would enter a dance contest in eighth grade and just do the Running Man for 20 minutes. And I’d get a solid third place.
highcaloriethoughts: caviarlavar: teddygaga: nerdsinlove: hannah-that-palindrome: oh my, i’ve been sitting here for about 15 minutes wondering what i would choose, i think i would go with the wand but lightsabers man they are just the greatest
ayerubina: Last night I was at McDonald’s with one of my friend’s and that man started to randomly ask us questions like “how old are y’all?” And “do yall have boyfriends?” At first we were like what, why is he asking us and then five minutes
alright yall time for me to get serious for a minute here.So lebron James deleted a tweet earlier this week. As we all know…he is a passionate man specifically about black ppl being shot by police. He posted a photo of the police officer that shot
kristaferanka: and i am a man of my word. this was the sketch for all new xfactor no9. i had spent like a good 30 minutes trying to make the inside of the thighs work, that it felt weird just having a gap for his dick. so i drew the dick. ta daa
