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goldenprairies:midwestern gothic abandoned church
celebritiesandmovies: You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it.
tearlessrain: tearlessrain: tearlessrain: afghan hounds are such weird looking dogs it’s like if a politician’s wife made a fursona they come in exactly two flavors and they are “35 year old midwesterner who wants to sell you some essential oils”
thomas–bombadil: A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck. Its gigantic. Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in excess
the-future-now: Massive, bright green meteor fireball lights up Midwestern skyA bright green fireball was spotted in the sky early Monday morning at approximately 1:30 a.m. Central time. The American Meteor Society received over 200 reports of the
Kinky Midwestern Breeder
A Midwestern State Of Quinn
PSA for my followers in the Southern and Midwestern States (and those not in the know in Latin America):
lord-snow: get to know me meme // favourite female characters [1/5] → Amy Dunne You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it.
revyspite: onlyblackgirl: magnolia-noire: joshpeck: this is so funny & pure this is the most Midwestern thing I’ve ever seen in my life This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all month. Lmfaooooooooooo she funny as hell
marriedwithdesires: Fffffrozen! Stay warm fellow midwesterners. (Is that a word?) Actual temp -8 feels like -27… holy fuckballs. I’m going to that warming station today😉
trashgender-neurotica: black-to-the-bones: The only black in this pic is white woman’s dress. Bedrock is a full service commercial real estate firm based in downtown Detroit specializing in the strategic redevelopment of midwestern urban cores.
leecomotive: Some Midwestern-Gothic creatures I made for an animation >:) love the spooks!
cruelangel666:Trashy midwestern Labor Day weekend looks
nedcans: jean-luc-gohard: You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit. And now, the weather.
snoozlebee: jazzypizzaz: wizardmoon: zacharielaughingalonewithsalad: Don’t come after me like this oh my god In canada its “oop” I saw something on twitter the other day that was calling Midwesterners out for saying “sorry” in place of
The Midwestern Prepster
darcrays: You think you would be happywith a nice midwestern girl?No way, baby. I’m it.
fauxcets11129302929384: Fears: Midwestern off-brand soda
reallytrying: this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy
slimetony: artfulaveryhofferd: ryangoslingofficial: edward-glock40-hands: sidearmsandstarwars: myleg: slimetony: slimetony: Wonderful Chicago pizza 🍕 can see why you guys love it To everyone asking if there’s a dildo on the table: we’re
reallytrying:this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy
bbm4matl: This is why I like corn-fed Midwestern men
decadent-trans-girl: reallytrying: this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy day four of Oregonians pumping their own gas
chaotic midwestern.
hipsterinatardis: teratomarty: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: The Wendigo is a spirit of famine from the folklore of the Algonquian peoples of the Great Lakes and much of Canada east of the Rockies. It is common in Midwestern horror stories and folktales.
neurodivergent-crow: nevver: FYI : What to Do When Your Car Is Stranded In the Snow WOAH WOAH WOAH Stop right there! As a midwesterner I can tell you that doing #4 has literally killed people in my state. Don’t pile snow onto your car unless you
brehaaorgana: chal-converts: challahchic: chal-converts: So I just needed y'all to see this Look, it has Hebrew too ! This is a real sign at a real store in my town. My midwestern town with a fairly small Jewish population. I just… things
katy-l-wood: theinfiknight: kaijuno: jameson250: this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks I’ve always felt that whatever idiot decided lane dividers should be white has to have been from a place that never got any snow.
life-in-blue-and-grey: anthropologist-on-the-loose: sleepyheadkl: Tornado I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as
theinfiknight: kaijuno: jameson250: this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks
mornington-the-crescent:anthropologist-on-the-loose:sleepyheadkl: Tornado I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as
thomas–bombadil:A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck. Its gigantic. Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in an excess
tsunflowers:tsunflowers:which of these abysmal glops from the midwestern united states would you deign to consumesnickers salad (snickers bars, granny smith apples, cool whip/whipped cream)7up jello salad (7up, cream cheese, cool whip, pineapple)red hot
eightsenses: You think you would be happy with a nice midwestern girl? No way, baby. I’m it.
ofmotionpictures: I’m not a quitter, I’m that cunt. I killed for you; who else can say that? You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it.