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lettingthewaterholdmedown: socalscot: lettingthewaterholdmedown: ensyme: my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric 453.592 grams me, baby. Hmmm, should request a kilo and get pounded twice. 😁 Gotta prove they’re worth the grams
curlicuecal: highlyquestionablerpgideas: probablyeldrichrpgideas: probablygoodrpgideas: ironicallyxspiders: Hnnnng… Hnnnnnnnngg…. HNNNNNGGGGGG….. Get a metric ton of different dice Get dice from different worlds. Get one from Yuggoth.
thewest-isdead:gay-jesus-probably:sketiana:the fact elon mask genuinely might ruin the night sky for everyone makes me wanna sharpen my shovel and get to workFor those who are confused, SpaceX has been putting a metric fuckton of little sattelites into
As 2011 has ended it’s time to look back on the fellow blogs that have Supported the Alternative Z0NE. In reverse order (and excluding no. 10 who has nothing to reblog) here’s No. 9 http://v-metric.tumblr.com/ (21 notes) I suggest you follow
nerdfaceangst: rad-feminism: “The holocaust was legal, slavery was legal, segregation was legal. If you use the state as a metric for ethics you’ll end up disappointed.” I yelled something similar to this at some dude at my college who
quitethefreak: kingnonsynse: atticusthegreat: I’d kill someone if they tried to pass this off as an O. Fucking Fox man. Bruh that is a solid 1.5g lmfao holy shittt That nigga is a fool. If it’s one thing us potheads know, it’s our metrics.
celticpyro: catbountry: fivetail: fivetail: I appreciate the metric system for functionality’s sake but it just doesn’t flow as romantically when used in narrative “he ran kilometer after kilometer, until the sun dipped into the horizon”
thatidomagirl: therobotmonster: baelor: It’s really easy to forget that lava still has the mass it has as rock. If my quick and dirty calculations are right (thanks metric system), the difference in density for basalt lava and basalt rock is tiny.
proto-homo: venomvoredthispussy: venomvoredthispussy: @vaantablack it really don’t make no type of sense…….yet here we are……… I’m happy for Cardi’s success but what metric are they using to say she’s bigger than
slickwayz: (113) US (lbs/inches) Metric (kg/cms.) Details Height:6’ 2”Weight:209 lbsNeck:18”Sleeve:36”Chest:42”Waist:34”Inseam:32”Shoe:14.0Hair color:BlackHair length:ShortEye color:BrownEthnicity:BlackSkin color:BrownShoot nudes:YesExperience:Very
popejohnsmith: Metrics
thegreathufflepuffseb: praybriel4gabriel: But but but Fallen!Gabriel getting a cavity because he’s human now and can no longer eat 50 metric tons of candy daily without consequences Fallen!Gabriel not being able to SNAP candy bars into existence
holmes-sweet-holmes: halloweentown5eva: purpleandorangesheep: ohmymckirk: QUICK MY GOVERNMENT ISN’T LOOKING SOMEONE HELP ME LEARN THE METRIC SYSTEM Alright friends, let me learn you a simple thing! 1 kilometer = 1000 meters 1 meter = 100 centimeters
rad-feminism: “The holocaust was legal, slavery was legal, segregation was legal. If you use the state as a metric for ethics you’ll end up disappointed.”
herdirtylittleheart: “Hard to be soft, tough to be tender.” -Metric
It’s the opposite for me, though, I suppose that because I live in Canada (where we use a mixture of both metric and imperial) it isn’t TOO much of a hassle…
annabelleisapeach: A crate containing 28,000 rubber ducks was lost at sea in 1992. Scientists have been tracking them for years, subsequently learning a metric shit ton about the tides and currents of earth’s oceans. (source) This is what their path
ivyblossom:Forget about kicking ass.That’s not the metric you need to worry about.The only ass that your female character need to kick is the ass of the story — that’s the power you want to give them. The power of agency. They can be sexy and sexual
asapscience: The obvious difference between the metric vs. imperial system. From ‘Wild Thing’ by Josh Bazell via Reddit
theinfiniteofthought: ithurts-to-become: deactivate-my-face: followthebluebell: Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly. Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil'y has responded by making
iamthedukeofurl: wholockian-at-hogwarts: WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT???? We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle
Them: It’s only 2,500 meters awayMe, an American:
oratorasaurus: “Patriarchy” implies that all, or even most men benefit in some way from the current power structure. This is patently untrue, as by any metric, men are worse off. Men account for 93% of workplace deaths and injuries (and 56% of hours
horselover107: areyoufromanotherplanet: essyltinexile: Bernie Sanders was down 20 points in Michigan polls. Look at those exit poll age metrics. You know what this says? This says that young people BROKE THE POLLS. Don’t let anyone tell you that
I only recently realized that Emily Haines is in Metric but also Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton
I think we all like Scott Pilgrim…umbranviking alienisolation
acoustickub: mapsontheweb: Countries (marked with green) are using metric system is used in everyday life. Burma and Us keeping it alive!
a-sym-metric: gallowhill: Nam June Paik - Zen for TV, 1963 NAM JUNE PAIK // THE MEDIUM IS THE MEDIUM “AS COLLAGE TECHNIQUE REPLACED OIL PAINT, SO THE CATHODE-RAY WILL REPLACE THE CANVAS”
tnsoutherngirl: Car humor…. Metric? Must not be an American car. More like 9/16ths.
muchymozzarella: wyattsalazar: the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development
thedemon-hauntedworld:M106 Close Up Close to the Great Bear (Ursa Major) and surrounded by the stars of the Hunting Dogs (Canes Venatici), this celestial wonder was discovered in 1781 by the metric French astronomer Pierre Mechain. Later, it was added
theoblaz: Year-end bonuses are tied to performance metrics
thedailywhat: Movie Montage of the Day: A rather comprehensive compilation of clips from movie trailers released in 2010, set to the tune of “Eclipse (All Yours)” by Metric. [thanks leslie!]
throughmotion: celestialabstract:throughmotion:you all do know that the bechdel test was never supposed to be a metric for approving “feminist media”—it is actually a commentary on how incredibly alienating media is for lesbians when two women
wyattsalazar:the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that
wyattsalazar: the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that
iamthedukeofurl: wholockian-at-hogwarts: WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT???? We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has
dab-magi: weed-breath: 420cosmic-vibes: weed-breath: The only baby I need How much is in that? @weed-breath No clue. Not actually my stash. A fuckton, I would guess. Is that metric?
lolfactory: The metric system vs. imperial ➨ funny tumblr ✚follow LOLFACTORY on tumblr[this funny picture via lolsnaps]
victoriousvocabulary: TROUBADOUR[noun]1. any male wandering singer or minstrel.2. one of a class of mediaeval lyric poets who flourished principally in southern France from the 11th to 13th centuries, and wrote songs and poems of a complex metrical form
whatsdifferentincanada: Metric vs. Imperial
did-you-kno: 11 Reasons Why The United States Is Confusing As Hell The United States is a melting pot of cultures, yet it still remains isolated by its weirdness and resistance to uniformity. Read More/Source
cixitas: cixitas: cixitas: most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered. in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s
sealedbeastnue:“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”
bunjywunjy: babyanimalgifs: A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes (via) 12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body
liberalsarecool: Unfit by any metric.
shittyidea: Use seahorse power as a metric for boats instead of horsepower
ayellowbirds: therobotmonster: baelor: It’s really easy to forget that lava still has the mass it has as rock. If my quick and dirty calculations are right (thanks metric system), the difference in density for basalt lava and basalt rock is tiny.
bassiter: bassiter: hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut” well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one
kaos-troika: bears-official: rabidbograt: bunjywunjy: babyanimalgifs: A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes (via) 12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body You really pissed off that squeaky toy A N G E Y B O I
bogleech:poondragoon:tikkunolamorgtfo:invaderxan:funnytwittertweets:Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruinsTumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange
levolence: DO YOU WANNA GET DRUNK AND STAY THE NIGHT? [listen] 1. Biting Down - Lorde // 2. The Party & the After Party - The Weeknd // 3. Nothing But Time - Metric // 4. Leave The Lights On - Meiko // 5. Woman - Wolfmother // 6. Suburbs