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Another thing I’ve had sitting in my files that I decided to experiment on finish up Influenced by mechanized
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steampunktendencies: Victorian Mechanical Bugs - Whale Man facts-i-just-made-up: I immediately thought of tikari on seeing this. Just give them bladed shit and make them transform into daggers and swords and whatnot.
Casually unfollowing people who are into non-con/incest is my aesthetic
If you gotta use weird shit as a coping mechanism then fine I guess but don’t protect everyone else with said interest, a hell of a lot of them are just creeps, not people recovering from trauma.
fumbledeegrumble: 0nigum0: fumbledeegrumble: My underdeveloped oc Marcus working on one of his four mechanical legs Dude this is amazing! Thanks. Don’t tell anyone, but I don’t know jack shit about realistic, believable mechanical design. I
seselapod: wasserplane: radiovistoron: agehagyaru: magicalpoptarts: vaaseline: wonder-mechanic: radiovistoron: Chrome, please stop this. ITS ACTUALLY THE WORST PLEASE MAKE IT STOP ok i was confused i thought it was just my shit or soemthing
Me: God damn I hate (game). It fucking sucks and I hate it and only dumb losers like it, and the developers eat shit forever.Someone: Hey, in (game), how does (thing) work?Me: Well it’s actually very clever, because not only do the mechanics of (game)
rumminov: i just purchased one of these its mechanism is broken apparently but if we can fix it we’re throwing a damn party i need this right now holy fucking shit will buy if i can find
cungadero: cungadero:cungadero:its soooo funny how there is no perfect animal crossing game for me there is always some actual major flaw to every possible experience so i can never quite reach true nirvana. gcn’s villager moving out mechanics and
redmetz: (so I was listening to uptown girl by billy joel and I decided to make an au) HERE IS MY UPTOWN GIRL JOSUYASU AU basically josuke is a rich kid from uptown and oku is a local mechanic from downtown Im just gonna put some miscellaneous ideas
artzawa:screaming in to your significant other’s large hair is a valid coping mechanism
RMS, you never fail me. “Hey guys, I have been looking for a server which has 3rd jobs available but still use the pre-renewal mechanics”In other words, “hay guise I wanna play OP’d shit”.
lesbianringo: legalizememes: smallest-feeblest-boggart: the-hittite: sexhaver: sexhaver: silverlightpony: gayestgen: scorch-mechanic: goat-plushie: Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive. The first
mindurbusiness1: 1stunnna:People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit like ’ you’re too pretty
gardevoir:hi i’ll never get over the few golden times pokemon games have used in-game mechanics as incredibly subtle yet effective storytelling techniques. like the fact that in gsc/hgss silver uses a zubat/golbat for a majority of the game until
fatty-mcmia: wetamup replied to your post: Ahhh. College Finals… This is some real shit, I hated every day of college but I wanted to please my mama. โK in student loans later and I’m a mechanic with absolutely no use for the computer science credits
honeyboobooilluminati: the world needs to be aware of bernice I fucks with Bernice heavy but no one really believes one person can rip two fully welded door hinges off that cleanly and easily, do they?
codeinequeeeen: Goals That’s a 2000/3000 series train from the DC Metro, I work on those. Make me wanna ride them shits more often….
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Mind blowing tire explosion blows away the thief This shit right here will never not be funny. That’s the only reason huh? So you’ve thought about it a lot? Normal tires won’t
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Mind blowing tire explosion blows away the thief This shit right here will never not be funny. That’s the only reason huh? So you’ve
1stunnna: People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit like ’ you’re too pretty for that’
carmechanicfails: Justrolledintotheshop No sir, I will not be test driving your vehicle after the brake repairs Wow you can see a lot of daylight in that strut tower
carmechanicfails: Justrolledintotheshop When you can’t find your cheater, you improvise.
rumze: it would funny if it didn’t hurt inside My wife got an associates, a bachelors and will have a masters in August and I still will earn more than her as a mechanic with a high school diploma. Shit is fucked.
carmechanicfails: Justrolledintotheshop I love balancing 22’s They all stuck? Out of round wheels usually throw them weights once you get up to speed.
carmechanicfails: Justrolledintotheshop C/S heard a funny noise, trucks run rough ever since. How the hell it do that? It flipped all the way around in that tight space 😂😂
milfxnina: amateur: 😂😩 how That’s how you seat tires on rims when the tire won’t seat itself with shop air. Happens when tires sit lying down on the shelf too long, they be too collapsed to seat so you use ether and a match to make
2opinionatedblackgirls: mindurbusiness1: 1stunnna:People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit
nonbinary-gaster: screamingbasement: dirtyskellylover: artofcritter: holy shit okay Over twelve hours of nonstop work. (literally) Sketch and line work were done with a mechanical pencil and printer paper, colouring and shading done in Photoshop with
astromech-punk: trunk-slamchest: metal-maniac-starship-mechanic: a military drone on every corner vote Metal Maniac Party I gotta applaud whoever does your artwork cause that is some fine ass shit. Still won’t stop me from IDing what image you
allmonds: If I see a mechanical pencil on the ground you know that shit is mine
boislave: predicamentbondage: Applying a few basic mechanical engineering principles allows the inventive Top to inflict some seriously horny shit on his slave. Here, as the winch is pulled towards the ceiling, the slaves balls rises with it, whilst
mechanical-mustache: mainlyanonymous: I lose my shit every time I see this HE HAS A LIL PINK CUPCAKE ON HIS ASS I LOVE IT OH MY GOD
malikshakur: 1stunnna:People used to get so confused when I told them I do mechanics and spend most of my days in a garage fixing cars etc people would laugh at me and not believe me and people would say some annoying shit like ’ you’re too pretty
time-traveling-fetus: time-traveling-fetus: Nasal congestion is so stupid. Your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism Plants: The human body: OH SHIT! *stops breathing to avoid dying"
arourias: snapsicle: other scorpions have really badass tail stingers and claws, but the lesser known tailless whip scorpion has an even better defense mechanism: just grab shit
camalilium: Bayonetta 2′s combat mechanics are fucked to shit rant no.3289523Let’s talk about witch time.Witch time is supposed to be the window during combat that allows the player to stagger enemies that are normally difficult or nearly impossible
I think I just need a new better coping mechanism or something but holy fucking shit I can’t deal with all this stress and anxiety and I haven’t even put anything into action yet
cowcat44: anti-feminist-enchilada: cowcat44: Finally got this shit to work. (Will be having a word with the seller about the faulty merch; not sure why the vibration mechanism isn’t/wasn’t working properly) Anyway enjoy Geets in his trembling glory
everkings: zooophagous: diosplatano: Wow shit ive nnnever seen spiders weaving their webs up close and in real time. Its always been speed up so i’ve never gotten to see the mechanization. I love this! Im impressed! I’m jealous of a spider because
me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????
owlmylove:one of the best things abt meeting someone who’s survived the same shit as u is the warm fuzzy feeling u get when joking abt ur similarly damaged psychological states & terrible coping mechanisms
cerebralzero: chuwashere: victran: unorthodox-xuan: Firing mechanism shits where it eats I shit where you eat.
tomoatmeal: I know the carwash scares the dog, but tough shit. It scares me, too. The mechanism drags our vehicle in and I scream, “We’re going to die!” The dog whimpers and barks. “I’ve changed my mind!” I yell. “Oh god,
ldarknessl: motionjessinwhite: mechanical-mustache:mainlyanonymous: I lose my shit every time I see this HE HAS A LIL PINK CUPCAKE ON HIS ASS I LOVE IT OH MY GOD protect rick genest at all costs OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MYGOOD
mechanized:roaringly unproductive this past two weeks or so thanks to a stream of Life Shit Happening.but i remembered i said i was going to make a topless version of this drawing because the sketch originally didn’t have a shirt anyway, so i did that
rubberupandmakeitstarker: punk-circle-pc: lovelytonys: we love A MAN Sometimes I forget Tony is a mechanic and not a businessman and I get heated This is one of my fav scenes bc he is like,,, at home doing that shit, it’s so natural
If you ever want to get shit done properly, you need to do it your self. I know my car has been fucked up for over 2 weeks. I did not get it fixed at our family friend’s mechanic shop immediately because my dad wanted to get it fixed by his
ldarknessl:motionjessinwhite: mechanical-mustache:mainlyanonymous: I lose my shit every time I see this HE HAS A LIL PINK CUPCAKE ON HIS ASS I LOVE IT OH MY GOD protect rick genest at all costs reblogging again cuz bootie
draggedqueens: theancientcistern: sir-hathaway: socialjusticebloger: I found a mechanic uniform you can check my oil anyday. Holy shit If by oil you mean my butt then yes you can check it
svmbra: pokemoncristallo: pokemoncristallo: i love my url and I love early gen games, their broken mechanics, their shitty graphics, and their lame storyline. everything about 1st and 2nd gen is so comforting to me stupid shit that happened in early
