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mechandra: artemispanthar: I think it’s kinda hilarious that the Diamonds have a special phone specifically for calling each other that is also rigged to become a bomb remotely because honestly that function must have very limited utility and probably
mechandra: disclaimer: formaldehyde is used for embalming corpses, please do not drink formaldehyde it is v bad for living humans she’s not human so it’s ok
mechandra: Who’s the magic gal responsible for turning everything into ARMS?
mechandra: wi-fu: there’s a new meme in town I see leg pearl’s new rival
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mechandra replied to your post: I always forget that Artie is a name t… whenever i hear your name, artie, i think of my friend, archie, who is actually several otters in a human suit I can dig it
mechandra replied to your post: y’know what though, if Gems are like r… digimon ok but that was exactly what I was thinking omg
mechandra replied to your post: revelationdis said:“Pearl, why is… yes proving once again that violence IS the answer
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous said:any idea if house … i was kinda hoping that if the seasons where split into separate itunes volumes, itunes would be quick to try to sell the season passes. you know, prepaying them and all. Yea,
alliseeisthewarpandimgoingmad replied to your post: I just realized that Pearl being into … …. I should slap you for that pun. mechandra replied to your post: I just realized that Pearl being into … *hurls you into the Red Eye*
mechandra replied to your post: Do you all remember that bit in “Arcad… i do this too. just earlier i was saying to my friends “*pearl voice* ~there we go~” mimicking her intonation from together breakfast. :3c aww. I wish I could do stuff
mechandra replied to your post: sanguinewings replied to your post: a… wasnt there somewhere either Sugar or someone else on the crew described Delmarva as a state? if they have an alternate history maybe they have different states as well
mechandra replied to your post: I was looking at the credits on “Space… BUT WAIT WHAT if it were actually amethyst and pearl who made that cartoon. (thats why its so terrible) (but steven loves it so they just keep making it, just for him)
mechandra replied to your post: omegaspreem said:I’ve been thinki… didnt garnet say, in gem glow, that they channel the energy of the universe through their gems Well, she said she “channels the collective power of the universe
mechandra replied to your post: opencasketsurgery asked:I was thi… She said she’d become half of Steven, not that Steven had half of Rose. Steven’s other half, is, of course Greg. oh right, thank you! I couldn’t remember how it was
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:So what do you ex… prediction: the gems take steven on another safe mission to test him, but something goes wrong and he has to save the day for real.
mechandra replied to your post: revelationdis asked:Not really re… well i think it relates into the gems being from space and what they want of the earth. pretty interesting thing to support the idea that the gem race are mining planets and
mechandra replied to your post: There’s an episode later this season c… i learned my lesson after cat fingers; i feel like everybody has that episode where they stop going “is this one gonna be cute and not hurt us” and just steel themselves
mechandra replied to your post: Y’know, I really really love the contr…sort hurts to recall the ways pearl has spoken about sugilite and stevonnie. i wonder what she was expecting garnet to say to stevonnieI don’t believe she was disrespecting
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:What if the kinde…mayor dewey is secretly a gem. he’s been pining after pearl these past 6000 years. he protects humanity in his own wayHe protects humanity with these rad buttonseveryone likes
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:Ok I just had a s…what if rose had a spindash attack tho…It’s certainly a possibility! Aside from healing tears and a sword and shield, we really have no idea what Rose was capable of but she
mechandra replied to your post: it’s raining!it was POURING a while ago, where were you?it was drizzling here a little while ago but it only just started coming down hard like 10 minutes ago. Must be moving, pretty fast too considering its barely raining
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:wait did none of …none of them had diamonds/triangles either, whats up w thatwell at this point in time they’re not affiliated with the homeworld either, so they’re not wearing the homeworld
mechandra replied to your post: conqueringmoths asked:headcannon …but she never believed in this placeThat’s true but maybe whatever place she did like to be had a lot of water (which, given her powers, seems possible) so the sounds of water
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:I headcanon that …gems base their looks, sounds, and styles based off of human cultural icons they come to enjoyDoes this mean there might one day be a Gem that base themselves off Tommy Wiseau?
mechandra replied to your post: ok so this is a bit odd maybe but in f…sounds like a bit of a fixation.oh, most likely! I have a definite tendency to be obsessive and focus on very particular things. I do make an effort to break things up though
mechandra replied to your post: mechandra replied to your post: anonym…why do you do this to me. of all the cultural icons in the 6000 years of human history gems have been exposed to, you choose this. why. WHY.
mechandra replied to your post: ask-crystal-gems asked:When Garne…actually their gem is their entire being so the closest human equivalent would be MASHING YOUR BRAINS TOGETHER“Man, that was so cool. Lets show appreciation by repeatedly slamming
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:Have you ever hea…you talking about WoW just reminded me that Lauren Zuke plays and i really wanna know what her main isI feel like she posted what her main was at some point but I can’t remember.
mechandra replied to your post: saiaichan asked:why does fire sal…but its implied that most anything with a gem in it, even magical artifacts, have a consciousness of some kind, so that kinda implies they’re eating a gem. although, it was in
mechandra replied to your post: mechandra replied to your post: saiaic…now i’m thinking about a gem cook who summons seasonings. (i mean, i have a gem OC who summons a frying pan, so it goes along a similar theme. i wanna make a gem cook now)for
mechandra replied to your post: I’m torn between wanting Nacre to be a…implying they couldnt be bothrebexorcist replied to your post: I’m torn between wanting Nacre to be a…I kinda want her to be both. Like a total monstrosity with just
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:ugh i mean i know…i dont know why people dont think steven can be hotheaded? ‘Lars & the Cool Kids’ and ‘Warp Tour’ are two eps that come to mind which show steven’s temperYes,
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:Remember when eve…remember back in the day when people said steven was an annoying main character because he sang songs and also because the luna sea spire felloh gosh, yea. I remember people were
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:How would you rea…it would have to be Five Nights at Frybo’s. werent people afraid of it before it attacked them?Freddy’s is the name of the place, right? So the equivalent would be, like “Five
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:I rewatched the s…I thought about this a very long time and I have the answer for Anon: she’s walking down the steps with her head down, which is actually a very common thing to do when you’re
mechandra replied to your post: mechandra asked:I just knew that …thanks, i just lost my sides laughing over the phrase “CRAB FIRE”I couldn’t decide which of these was better so I’m replying with both
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:I really wanted t…isnt pearl really bad at lying, tho? like, its never in her nature to lie. its more in her nature to dance around the truth and put her foot in her mouth.she is but I tend to think
mechandra replied to your post: I’ve been wondering if Pearl was emula…i just had the most amethyst thought of “maybe she regenerated with a stick up her butt”
mechandra replied to your post: tbh, I probably can’t, like, objective…“oh but she has a gap in her teeth” I LOVE IT “her hair is like, a weird shape” LOVE IT “umm are her top eyes space sorta far apart” LOVE THOSE TOOSo, like, the
mechandra replied to your post: I just thought of a hilarious terrible…maybe you could get someone to help you with it. man, it would be nice to know some artist friends hm hm hm hm hm hm hmI could never drag such a person into my bad joke hell
mechandra replied to your post: officialnightbeat asked:Plot twis…plot twist: the paintings are by yellowtail. sour cream begs him to stop bringing home paintings, but he persists. grown men everywhere are obsessed with the gems.“Step-dad, please.
mechandra replied to your post: voiceactresskurutta asked:In “His…he also says ‘it is the east, and we are the crystal gems!’ even tho they would have been sailing west? the entire line is just a silly parody of a shakespear quote anywaymaybe
mechandra replied to your post: saiaichan replied to your post: mechan…oh my god. what if california is gone, just like florida. i wanna know what happened to california!! i live there!!!Me too D: maybe we can live in the ocean with Malachite
mechandra replied to your post: mechandra replied to your post: saiaic…doesnt she live in the atlantic ocean tho, not the pacific? also theres no way malachite would be a respectable roommate, i’m sure she probably rolls the toilet paper in the
@mechandra replied to your post: rootsoforigin asked:So of course …i love titles with dual meanings. please consider: “too far” can be someone going too far, OR something just out of reach. the gossip isnt the entire premise, sorta like “on
mechandra: mechandra: small sensitive child seems like a good time to bring this back
mechandra: cabezotapequeno: mechandra: imagine: jasper cosplaying as king of the cosmos. Who do you think would cosplay the prince, Mechandra? Reference taken from this image wow, this is super cool! mmmm i’m sort of torn between either Steven
@mechandra replied to your post “Just 6min ago Cartoon Network announced “Steven Sundays” via tumblr…”sorta makes one wonder tho: why? also, editing screenshots for an intentional misdirection seems kind of dishonestI honestly
mechandra: Ultrafighters! If you’ve been following me for a while you may have heard that I had a webcomic back in 2008 that I’d been trying to reboot two or three times before. These are the latest revisions I made, posted earlier to Twitter and
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mechandra:misc comics & doodles..i dont remember how old these are.
mechandra: sable taking a bite of a lindt chocolate bunny with the foil still on
mechandra: mechandra: thats it thats the show and again
mechandra: piierogi: mechandra: mechandra: imagine jasper with a tear-shaped gem like lapis lazuli so she ends up having a nose like grunkle stan she’s a muppet now @mechandra so glad you could join me here in muppet hell
