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The Seals of King Solomon the wise. Well for someone like me who isn’t a greedy f*ck trying to screw everyone over who knows there are worse fates than poverty in life….all of these seals are useless to me except 5 and 12.I would make
My senpai’s are following me, ohno don’t look I’m so LEEWWDDD >//////<
Got any weight-loss questions that your dying to be answered? Trust me, there’s not a question I can’t answer, and here at Thinspo101, there’s no such thing as a stupid/weird question. We even keep your identity safe with our anonymous
chipsprites: Me: *dies in single player* Me: this lag :\
mandarinorangetree: A short poem by me: I do not want a job! Let me die!
rachskywalker: listlesshours: exp3ctopatr0num: Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again. Quite possibly my favorite post on tumblr. This brings a little tear to my eye ever time, soo beautiful and
nickjonasnipples:me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalismme at work: honestly? this
esadollmisa: The dildo I bought with master few days ago, I could get :3 Not that deep but it could fuck me. Huge. And at last my master’s hand let me die…so good. Addicted.
kramergate: straightallies: mymindsecho: straightallies: You can use me as your “gay friend” in arguments with people only if you pay me 赨 each time Oh god, I would owe so much money. So much. All the time. I’m like the quirky straight in
duxwontobey: Fly me to the joon And let me play among the jtars what hte fuk this got 2500 notes what what ahwth omg
Lol fudge-the-otter blocked me, he’s probably too original and different for me… so original that he doesn’t post any original content or tag any of his nsfw posts on his porn or sfw blog :) or tag any tw’s or be nice to his followers most
bigeyeddollll: chillassbill: melaninhoe: IF YOUR MOTHER IS BLACK AND YOU CLAIM U DONT LIKE BLACK WOMEN, UNFOLLOW ME. if you don’t like black women period, you can unfollow me too Honestly
beaky-peartree: estpolis: samael: dimetrodone: Blatent ~weird kink art~ isnt shocking to me anymore, but shit that feels fetishy but cant tell if it is or not like Constable-frozen or ASMR videos are weird and uncomfortable for me Several people call
quinngingerlove: archicide: “we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone Plus the sequel “we never got closure” And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
nickiminajpooping: snakegay: snakegay: 2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters Ronald blushed under his clown makeup. “Y-You like me?” ————————————— me:
So I just got to experience DaNi’s little brother “talking” to me on the phone, and I basically can die happy now.
sourcedumal: fuckyoufee: blacksmith14: expect-the-greatest: alreadyclaimednamefk: 56blogsstillcrazy: I just need somebody to make this for me. IS THIS A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE BAR CAKE????? 😩😩😩 Lactose intolerant but will HAPPILY die
Congratulations on winning biggest douchebag of the day! You were the only one really participating so the voting was unanimous. Glad to see getting under my skin and purposefully trying to piss me off is your way of being a friend to me. Can’t
I wish people would reblog some of my selfies :/ /tagged/me
gothdan: not 2 be dramatic but if someone doesn’t fall in love with me soon i will die
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
phsfg: bumbleshark: “why do u like playing as support?” i enjoy the feeling of ppl needing me I enjoy knowing that I can choose who lives and dies
nakedspacelesbians replied to your post: nakedspacelesbians replied to your po… quuurl please. Get out of here, go away, go far away, leave me alone to die. *lays self on floor/ thinks about life choices*
brothas: I love getting niggas to stroke their dicks for me. This brotha right here had me dying, OMG. (Sorry I had to shorten the video due to Tumblrs wack 100MB max.)
inuki-loves-steak: thought I already had this back up but seems not D; anyway happy pokemon sun moon day everyone…besides me XD;; me dieing at work ;_; ~ Inukis Patreon ~~ More Art ~~ Furaffinity ~ ~HentaiFoundry~~ <
reapersun: ~Support me on Patreon~ “Wow, everything in here looks pricey. Feels inappropriate for a guy like me to be near this stuff.” “Nonsense, Will, you fit right in.” “Hah, because I have the Vitruvian Man on my forearm? Very funny.”
nevermindthewanderer: imadirtdogg-deactivated0112019: Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying Children while their parents try to work from home
i am way too tired. Either let me sleep or let me die
pretty sure im dying.
i dont know who’s next to get put on blast for being a creepy pervert on tumblr, but i am dying to find out. who’s sending nudes to who. who’s begging little ass girls to get naked. who’s emotionally manipulating leagues of depressed, emotionally
Rate me! Blue= I love you, Green= I wanna fuck you, Red= I would kiss you, Black= I hope you die, Purple= I would hug you, Orange= I want you to go away. Send to all if you are brave.
numquamcedam-archive: Fast & Furious / Pacific Rim AU— I never feared death or dying, I only fear never trying I am whatever I am, only God can judge me, now One shot, everything rides on tonight Even if I’ve got three strikes, Imma go for it,
i lived through a morning like that. most of me did. Part of me died.
armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: i will die for trans* armin arlelt
unimpressed2chainz: if i die tonight b/c yes i am that sick i want you to know that i am still mad laurie married amy not jo that is some bullshit like when i see louisa may alcott in heaven she might be catching some hands courtesy of me
I feel off and achy and tired and I have a ridiculously long day today.if you could send me nice stuff it’d be rly nice.
Sohoku High Bicycle Club
yowa-pedal: You put me on a bike and took me to the Inter-High.Thank you! I never would have made it on my own.
stop calling me pastries
hunterbiden:hunterbiden:hunterbiden:“comes back wrong”, what a hot trope. incredibly sexy.like ooooo i look and sound and seem exactly like the person who died except there is Something Very Wrong with Me, and you try to ignore it and you
For the first time in ages it’s finally not me who’s screaming bloody murder on fRO forums. 8’D I’ve seen so many players QQing, yelling and even throwing temper tantrums there that it makes me die a little inside. 8’D So,
lanternowl: I love being a healer. But I would not recommend giving me a mic in battle.
kaynibbler16: desecrationwords: The moment my head exploded because what the fuck RTD? What were your intentions with those lines? If someone knows something about this please contact me at the hospital where I will be dying of all these feels. The
Soooooo I had to get a new phone since the headphone port died again, this past one only lasted a month. And I use firefox as my main browser and I use firefox sync to make sure all my lovely little bookmarks stay with me and currently all the book marks
burningupasun: And I’m dying to know is it killing you like it’s killing me?
redsatinsheets: feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
space-ace16: If Tumblr dies here’s a list of the places you can find me! The woods at 3:48 am
prsephonies: how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from
carolines-forbes: LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR AND CHLOE DECKER IN LUCIFER SEASON 5A“What Lucifer and I have is special. It’s real. And it doesn’t matter how many lies you tell me. I will never lose faith in me and him.”
feysqnd: me when ppl ive literally never heard of have me blocked:
mazokhist: what he says: i’m gaywhat she hears: let me be your gay bff! yaaas slay bitch! queen! drag or die!
snuffes: give me fat krogan babies or give me death
I think when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition (when it comes out) I’m going to have to have Dorian as a permanent team member because he has the same name as my brother so it just amuses me whenever people talk about him and it’d probably be
roquereptil: iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl: this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react @artemispanthar
thank you guys for all the recs, btw. This is reminding me of 10 or so years ago when I couldn’t afford to reup my WoW sub so I went hunting for free-to-play MMOs and free trials to fill that niche for me (and F2P wasn’t as common as it is now). I
anarchiccorrosivity: castielsteenwolf: jpieg: excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS © THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER PLEASE WATCH THIS OH MY GOD This shit made me lose it
ryoji-baby: havinganurlistoomainstream: The manga makes me happy. SEOFOENF SEND ME HAEGFLP
savefrog: Every Zero Escape Game: Protag: Ow, my ass hurts- Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain
