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jaclcfrost: “my baby” i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
remyripple: i want to be scarier than the things that scare me
I thought you forgot about me lol
gobbledoctor: someone: so do you have a crush on anyone me:
aestaegi: me meeting new ppl
stability: me when staff implements an update
dlubes: ME
evilfgt: me
killaidanturner: someone: are you ok? me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?
julian2006: me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten
itcuddles: Totally me
mattynerdock: Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
things me and bats have in common
montparnah: my dog: barks @ 1am me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want
only1600kids: me trying to pull my life together
narcissistickid: me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR
laceprince: I don’t want a sugar daddy, I want a honey daddy who spoils me but also shares my views on green living, pacifism, equality, feminism, and the importance of bees.
itsbetterthananal: this vine haunts me
felinekin: me immediately after talking about any personal information or emotions: ive revealed too much. i must never speak again, to show no weakness and preserve my identity
chesschirebacon: pupskin: exciting art update THAT WAS MADE FOR ME
hwun: ME!!!!!
cokeflow: me running my blog
keelahsomethigh: other ppl: i love playing evil characters its just very freeing to go into a fantasy world where there are no rules and just relieve some stress, you know? me, wearing a hall monitor badge and playin a lawful good: haha yeah
meilute02: me
sunalwaysshining: I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together
godpenis: me when i get a haircut
jaclcfrost: “why do you overanalyze text messages” to my credit i overanalyze everything, always, because i love feeling like i’m suffocating and everyone hates me, constantly, so at least there’s… consistency
flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming
electric-and-sad-teen: She are like me ^^
pettyqueer: me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong brain:
sailortwerk: when people try to force me to socialize
youngpreciosa: me 2 seconds into the previews
theubergrump: llucifers: me af Person 1: “Ugh, I can’t lift this, it’s too heavy.”Person 2: “Yeah, that’s ‘cause you’re a chick.”
fadetouched: “What about the woman screaming?” “Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”
hideousbarnacle: me: *is home alone* great! now i can scream into the void in peace
memeufacturing: therapist: are you ever worried that-me: Yes
they found me again
militarykink: Family: “Come sit by the pool with us.” Me:
amalgarn: me every day
bevsi: me: (gets anxiety about casual fun get together)
deathgripsforcutie: tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon me: what is this tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh
officialpunkradio: baby: *cries* me: *joins in*
thedeathlyships: i just want to date someone who’ll cosplay my otp with me
penicillium-pusher: when someone asks me to describe myself
kateordie: dexbonus: phantasmalfawn: i can’t wait til 50 years from now when there’s gonna be grandmas with china cabinets full of anime figures me Everyone I know
maccabeesgatekeeper: ‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’ You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.
thecommonchick: Me.
jay2much: thebestoftumbling: so calm Me working under a deadline
urbancatfitters: friend: how are thingsme: please don’t make me think about my life
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