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airyairyaucontraire:I know I’ve bitched about this before butEveryone, apparently: It’s so great that now there’s a YouTube tutorial to teach you anything you want to do!Me: oh my god GIVE ME WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS (with illustrations/even animated
You heard me. You will accompany me to the cotillion.You will wear your tuxedo minus your pants and underwear.I know that will leave your cock cage in plain sight.The crop marks on your rear will match my hat and gloves nicely.Today is a practice day.
classically-curvaceous: Just a little something to hopefully cheer you up a bit. Ohhhh Wordsmatty! You certainly do know how to cheer me up a little! I love this- you’re awesome
My RL best friend has shown multiple college friends this blog and she said, “They’re very interested to meet you."
I will pretty much immediately ignore you if you promo your blog when you reblog something from me. It’s annoying.
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
burgrs:me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you
lilliterra:(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧Rules:1. Always post the rules2. Answer the questions the person gave you and write 11 new questions for the people you tag 3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post1.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?
Thank you for all your beautiful messages. I’m not able to respond at the moment but I’ve read them ALL over and over and it really helps to know you’re thinking of me.
Sorry guys, don’t hate me but it’s my birthday in a few weeks so if you like what I do or you just feel like making a girl who always gets joint birthday and christmas presents very happy you can look here: amazon (this has everything, gin,
You're judging me. Right now. As you look at this gif.
whiskyandoldspice: do you ever feel like you want to contribute to the fandom but you literally have no original thoughts left for photosets or fic or meta or anything else just nothing
ostolero:
blighttown besttown
kinktendo-shamecube: some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease? i would b ever so grateful uwu… me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit: You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog
That instant when you are reminded of how short you really are when you sit in a chair and your feet don’t even touch the ground…..
You know who was gonna go to sleep? ME! You know who’s NOT gonna sleep after all? ME! \o/… You do not wanna know why.
dilfgod: me: *cracks knuckles* person: you shouldn’t do that! you’ll get arthritis when ur older me:
You whenever we tag you in a post
slimephantoms: hellapunx: *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING THIS IS ME
theannieplanet: cutting-will-always-be-my-life: All credit goes to - japharts **Trigger warning** This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too. if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
koryos:you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar
slightlycoolgrey: sonoanthony: I’m such a laid back person you can tell me “goodnight” and I can see you posting and I understand sometimes you just need time to yaself to enjoy ur dash without talking to anybody, i get ya shorty do ya thing
geoffsramsey: friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
kelgrid: Do you sometimes get followed by one of your senpais and just
tfw you thought you loved a certain character but then you look at another one and it’s like dAYUM.
gurotrip: do u ever just have ur fave and you’re ok ur chill like “yea they’re my fave but im. fine im ok” but then u see their beautiful face and your chill is GOnE you are 100% back down the garbage chute like jesus christ just destroy me
Week ¾ of rotations complete My preceptor basically called me boring : reserved and to myself. Wtf you want me to do. I’m just being Professional lolIdk I don’t want to bother you sir haha. But he offered to be a reference for my job
Snoop: “You think you the shit, locking niggas up and shit.”Bunk: “I know I’m the shit. I’m thinking about some pussy.”Snoop: “Shit, me too.”
pastel-pwussy: kngshxt: melaninhoe: IF YOUR MOTHER IS BLACK AND YOU CLAIM U DONT LIKE BLACK WOMEN, UNFOLLOW ME. IF U DONT LIKE BLACK WOMEN PERIOD UNFOLLOW ME TBH HONESTLY
You didn’t save me for me. You did it for you.
“ You have my blessing , human ! ” “ Thanks a lot , my sweet Bacon … Now , can you remove your claws from my head ????!! Thanks ! ”
OMG Really ?? 33k of you ? WOW .. i simply love you all ! thanks a lot for following me … it all started like a game , a place to share my feelings , horny thoughts , fantasies , experiences .. and day by day i met so many amazing people , with
rondanchan: “You know, you don’t have to do this right now. It can wait, if you’re not ready.” “It’s ok… Thanks for coming with me.” Docks: Holding Area - in which some unexpected feelings were had. These two tho, amirite?? I liked
HihiTo everyone that follows me and then immediately unfollow, you give me great joy lol. I think it’s hilarious. Either you think it’s too cute because there’s glitter and cute outfits and pink stuff everywhere. Or it’s too messed
Okay, for reals. If you’re under 18 unfollow me right now or I’m blocking every last one of you. I’m sorry but I love my blog. I love my friends blogs and my Daddy’s blog and we would all very much like to keep them. You’ve
shanedog09:Came home after a long night of work to find flowers, a sweet card and a homemade pie from my precious little girl. Thank you @iamapaperuniverse. You make Daddy the happiest man in the world. ❤️ You make me the happiest little girl ever
smoochdude: u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”
You act as if you know me, you don't even know me at all.
You think you nasty but you haven’t met me yet
You know what would be really cool? If my boyfriend wasn’t such a fucking moron. Proving to me, yet again, that men will always fuck me over & leave me. This time last year, only praise left my lips. He was the best example of a man I ever knew.
ego-x: absoluteshiiit: I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
lushlorn: tigridie: ivour: dandeliea: caraize: relusting: elaphant: “I eat flowers, because you are what you eat, and I want to be beautiful.” love indie/vintage you have no idea how long it took me to find this picture with the
neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. the point
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you.
artscapades: t-w-i-s-t-e-d-logic: hellyeahthomassanders: Taking Unwelcome Advice 🍎 by Thomas Sanders Me Dom: You know you should really watch what you eat. *classical music playing and posh voice*Thomas: Okay. *picks up pizza* OoOoOoOoh *shoves
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
tenpmtofour: icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: coltre: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something i am both these people
realmv: tolivetraveling: realmv: if we’re mutuals you have full permission to: come to my house and beat me up i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me I think you need a hug no 1 asked
do-you-have-a-flag: [someone brings up a thing i love] me: haha, yeah me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-
antivanbrandy: me: what a cute idea for some otp art. i want it brain: if you want it you have to draw it me:
Me: Sees literally fanart with Thane in itMe: How dare you hurt me like this. Shame on you. Blocked.
squidbiscuit: Commission for Norafox~ You have so many cute outfits that it was hard for me to pick one to draw you in~ d'aw thank you! <3 I love it!
arashincleric:arashincleric: If you’ve seen me in real life recently, you may have seen a large mark on my arm.That’s because on the morning of Friday 18th Sep 2015, I was assaulted by someone I thought cared about me. My now ex-boyfriend Ian Mooney
rockinglittlebookworm: piercing-whore: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit Have fun figuring out which
3000 Followers!! Wow. 8 months ago I thought it was crazy when there were 100 of you people. Thank you all, and I hope you enjoy the blog and continue to enjoy it. Here are the pictures of me I mentioned I would post for this milestone. Don't hold back,
My 2,000th post is dedicated to my best friend Daniel Rivera; thank you for never, ever, ever letting me down & always being there for me no matter how bitchy I get sometimes. For that, I love you endlessly & am eternally grateful. :) <3
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