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“Don’t give me that ‘I have to write an essay’ bullshit again, okay? When big sis is horny, she gets her little brother’s big dick. That’s just the way it works.”
“Keep stroking, stupid, I never promised you nipple. The deal was that you’d write my essays for me and then you could jack off to my naked tits. It’s not my fault that you’re the pervert who wants to jerk it to his older sister.&r
generalsecretaryofthecpp: punkisdecedied: HOW TO WRITE A CONVINCING ESSAY It’s too late. It’s far too late for me to use this.
parishiltonsexslave: me when writing an essay
someone write this essay for me
When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay,
generalsecretaryofthecpp:punkisdecedied: HOW TO WRITE A CONVINCING ESSAY It’s too late. It’s far too late for me to use this.
WHy am I acting as if writing a simple essay will kill me. My hand is literally refusing to pick up a pencil i just cannnnt
why do i feel like writing this essay is going to kill me klaldnfhjd
humorous: teacher: what inspired you to write this essay? me: the due date.
radicalrascality: cptnrogers: “too vague” writes my English teacher on my essay kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit Kind of like this criticism too like where do you want me to tighten it up
frostymiku: gukju: i had a long and vivid dream where i accidentally invited the ghost of alexander hamilton into my house and he just sort of followed me around and scoffed at my essay writing and eventually i tried to hire an exorcist but the exorcist
wet-chrome: I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
versacegods: teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼
someactorkid: itisnotofimport: current emotion: that barn from the walking dead Spongebob, why?? WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
shiningdraw: “ok I’m definitely going to resist the temptation to draw more pictures of percy being stupid and write that essay now"—me, 54 seconds before I got pinged with this on twitter
SPONGEBOB WHY WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
27teacups: saoirseronanswife: “in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass feigning authorial distance is a coward’s move. get in the fucking
Every time I see this shit it makes me think deep thoughts about animals in general and the way their minds work and potentials and blah blah blah my brain explodes, Id have to write a 20 page essay just to get it all out.
dattfacetho: I asked my study buddy what should be his reward for writing an A+ essay… He said: let me know i got A+ D+++ too, lil B++++.
I could write 20 page essays about why Taylor Swift disgusts me.
janetmock: Yes my book is out today. Indeed I am getting all of my life. In a new essay, I write: ”What Redefining Realness has done for me is allow me to stake my claim and take up the space in this world that I deserve. We all deserve this space.”
saoirseronanswife:“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass
fiannalover: Tumblr purging everything that makes us like it makes me notice the things we take from granted about it. Chronological Posts. A good tagging system. Chronological Posts. The ability to write pages long essay in a post. Chronological Posts.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: foreverravenclaw: Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and
reaperdoodles: My first and most certainly not last Steven Universe painting! I could write an absolute essay about how much I adore this cartoon and how much Pearl means to me but instead I’ll just tell you guys how much I love being part of a fandom
teacherfpig: Make sure to use the following vocab words when writing your essay about me: cumslut, whore, pig, degrade.
dickbattles: when it’s my closest friends’ birthdays part of me wants to write them a heartfelt essay and another just wants to send them “birth” at 12 AM on the dot and nothing else
grandmasterflash: guys I think I could write an entire essay about how much FLCL inspires me but I’ll spare you all the secondhand embarrassment :’(
humorous: teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?me: the due date.
animatedamerican: quousque: jumpingjacktrash: thepioden: shredsandpatches: prismatic-bell: saoirseronanswife: “in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically.
validnoodle:WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
thepalaceismine: vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing
validnoodle: WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
elfofthewoodlandrealm: I am supposed to be writing an essay on Irish America right now but instead here’s a really cute throwback of me and @feralfangs in Edwardian garb 😅 I still can’t believe that we didn’t melt in the southern heat when we
rootai: SPONGEBOB WHY WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY scare tactics to get kids to do their homework. It worked on me guys.
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3
actualobiwankenobi: me: i want a game which gives you tough choices with huge consequences me, faced with a tiny choice and no consequences: [ sits and reads the wiki page for 3 hours ] [ writes a 2,000 word essay weighing the pros and cons ] ……i
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