me when i get old
NSFW Tumblr
find me when i get old on porn pin board
me when i get old clips
fireband:i did a lot that was bad, to get where i standbut when i put my foot forward, the devil’s demandrung out in my head, and i couldn’t refusethe dear old devil told me, “light the fuse”. independent selective / maizono sayaka
yoursuperiorlady: madame-emasculator: So the gook threw you out and now you want to serve ME? That old chink is getting rather “long in the tooth” and so are YOU. I keep a stable of slaves to make money for ME and when I say a “stable”….I
Once upon a time, I was a tiny dancer. When I was 7 years old, my mother signed me up for a modern dance class. Twice a week for 9 years, I danced at a dance prep department attached to a local university. I was on track to get a dance scholarship there
emper-or: Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”
eklego06: I was at the barber shop yesterday with my dude and ran into an old friend that I used to suck up when he played for my college bball team… He sent this to me while waiting to get his haircut…
straponspawgs: Very nice! The first I knew that my sister was getting divorced and was wanting to resume our old relationship was when she sent me a picture of her nude with the caption, “Alone again. Care to remedy that?” 5 minutes later
diary-of-a-daddy: Okay so as we all know I’m not on this as often as I once did, though I return when I can. The biggest request I get is people wanting to get to know me, also I want to start using my old tumblr (it features lots of the doctor, spn,
codylane82: theconsolidator: shit-gets-real-when: 2013 Tha REAL Mandingo….13 inches of DICK on a 23 year old. Oh my Sigh me up…
fuckyeahtattoos: The feeling of nostalgia you get when you turn on an old song, talk about memories with a friend, think about your childhood home, smell your moms old perfume, that feeling to me is one of the most blissful emotions that could ever be
ashton5sos: If this band hadn’t worked out I have no idea what I’d be doing. It’s really hard for me to say, we started this band when we were 16 years old, so I was still in school. I abandoned the idea of going to college, and like getting further
buttacious: Me enjoying one of my favorite Hobbys!!! This pic is 10 years old and i have only gotten better with time!! I love my tastebuds and get very moody when i don’t get to enjoy my favorite treats, all the extra protein over the years has
youneedtolearn: My daughter told me that my old high school friend only came over to play video games. Except when I walk into her room this is what I saw. My daughter getting fuck by my old friend. I watch him punish my daughter holes
tangspersonalshit: i wanna see them! tell me a little about your old imaginary friends UuU this is mine. i made him when i was kindergarden. hes about 4 inches tall and he always followed me to school because he was afraid i would get hurt by bullies.
survivingdaysalone: “because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm. because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman
Kinda best for me to get a clear message now, I guess I knew that one of my old friends seriously didn’t want to talk to me ever again, i just couldn’t help but try to be optimistic about it like always xp I seem to be the most optimistic when the
achievementhunting-archangel: survivingdaysalone: “because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm. because when one of my guy friends told me and some
sexypunk04: TBT!!!! This was when I first started exhibiting in my old home town. Right in front of my house, always hoping to get caught by a neighbor but still would freak when i saw someone lolFollow me for more nudeventures:Sexypunk04.tumblr.com
yungterra: I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9. I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful
kennelmaster: “>cumstarved: My friend needed to borrow my car, but he promised he’d get me a suitable means of transportation to get to work. When he showed up at my house with his old bike, now enhanced, my dirty slit immediately started
jake2bb: publicfunlondon: Regular 24 years old. Hits me up when he is alone at home and need a good blowjob. He loves when i only suck the top of his cock and stretch with his balls meanwhile… Shot a big one ;) KIK publicfunlondon get in touch for
hankmiller1966: When Dad caught me looking at pictures of big hairy old men on my computer, he didn’t get mad. He just suggested I visit Uncle Pete. Now Uncle Pete is teaching me how to please his big hairy body.
cuckoldmehardplease: HI HUBBY, YOU’RE HOME JUST IN TIME TO WATCH ME TEACH OUR 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER HOW TO BE A BIG BLACK COCK SLUT LIKE ME!!!GET USED TO WATCHING HER SUCK AND FUCK BIG BLACK COCK BECAUSE SHE WILL BE CUCKOLDING YOU WHEN I’M NOT AROUND!!!
charlubby: i remember at my old job when i told a customer i liked his shirt and he said “give me your number and i’ll tell you where to get it” i politely declined and then he tried to take it off and give it to me
anxiousruby: Redraw of something I drew a little over a year ago (old image) That old image was one of the first I drew when I wanted to get back into digital work! thanks to @cherubgirl @kelpios @robooboe and @buroques for encouraging me to keep going
flawlessgentlemen: I’m an old man. It’s the same thing earlier when I say I’m shy. You have to get to know me to break past that, but I’m goofy too. I take my job seriously and that’s what they see. I don’t pull a lot of punches. When it
clientsfromhell: A client’s new website was up, but Google still had some the old pages cached that appeared as dead links when searching. When he realized this he asked:Client: Can you call Google and get them to fix this? This is a HUGE problem. Me:
medusa-stoned-0:My 4 year old son came to me today and asked me why God made us black. He didn’t understand why he was black when everyone else in his preschool class is white. It was amazing I could get on tumblr today and show him all the black people
medusa-stoned-0: My 4 year old son came to me today and asked me why God made us black. He didn’t understand why he was black when everyone else in his preschool class is white. It was amazing I could get on tumblr today and show him all the black
websissy: This has only happened to me a few times but I have loved it. When I am verbally humiliated as I am sucking another man’s cock my own tiny cock gets rock hard and quivers. Especially if the man is old and fat and taunts me as his cock is
melissasdirtydiary: I had begun to think something was wrong when my doctor kept asking me to take off clothes during my examination. Now I know what the old pervert really wants and if he keeps fingering me like this, he’s gonna get it.
laynethomasstaley:Layne, aged four, once asked me, “Mom, what’s it like when you die?” In my infinite wisdom (I was 23) I said, “Well, Honey, I think it might be like when you’re born. You get too big for the old space and you get pushed out
pussylovingmen: rickraunch: Q. How often do you jack off? A. Not that often. My old man caught me jacking when I was 13 and got pissed. He was like, ‘What the fuck are you doing? Go out and get laid.” My dad was old school, big dick Italian. Had
thecurbbb: Ya know, I usually get grossed out when all the five year olds stare at me like that on this beach… But I’ll make an exception for you baby brother… Wanna get out of your swim trunks buddy? I’ll show you everything under my bikini…
omgtsn: asksweetcheeks: yungterra: I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9. I figured tumblr would get a kick out
boysugar: My dear 9 year old cousin asked me to make a little doll for her. I love when little girls ask me to draw things for them, I could seriously do it my whole life without ever getting tired of it. Oh oh oh, i wish i could live in a world with
My goal for 2014 is to get back the hair/eyebrows/attitude i had when i was 16. 16 year old me was a very good me. (The worst part is that she would have given anything to be where i am now.)
yourbabygrl: This is a few months old but I get so turned on when I watch Daddy finger fuck me in my pussy and in my ass… I SO WISH he was doing this to me right now
When they make your job easier by giving you their LinkedIn Why can’t all men be like this? Thy all obviously know what we want, I just don’t match with a 59 year old man because his wrinkles and flab gets me off.
“Okay, old man. You were right. I really should get naked when we’re going to play in bed. Do you want me to take off my bra and thong? Or would you rather rip ‘em off me and force yourself on me?”
When Sabrina walked in the door, Mr. Crude smiled and said, “I see you’ve been to Starbucks. What did you get?”“Hey, old man. Yeah, I needed a quick pick-me-up so I stopped in for some caffeine. I got a caramel ribbon crunch frappuccino, I
When Mr. Crude saw Sabrina sitting on the floor drinking wine from both a glass and the bottle he asked, “Okay, young lady… what’s going on?”“I’m saving you the trouble of getting me drunk, old man,” she replied while giggling.“And
I’ve kind of been realizing how much I don’t like being touched. How jumpy I get when someone touches me or how apologetic I am when I accidentally touch someone. Not that long ago I was getting lunch with an old friend & she accidentally
antacidsnake:guerrillatech:I lost 80 pounds bc my old friend group tried to use me most likely failing if I tried to workout as an excuse for me to stay back home when I was moving. Workout to spite others, get strong to defend yourself, pump iron bc
fuckyeahtrolldad: “My son decided that he wanted to sleep in till 9:30AM. When I asked him to get out of bed he told me, “no.” No one tells me “no” especially when they are four years old.”
It crosses every pet owner’s mind when their pet is old and not doing well or sick, if keeping them alive through assistance is selfish. Believe me. Every day when you help them get up or walk or give them a bunch of pills or watch them limp or
sharingthegirlfriend: youneedtolearn: My daughter told me that my old high school friend only came over to play video games. Except when I walk into her room this is what I saw. My daughter getting fuck by my old friend. I watch him punish my daughter
