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I dressed up as a girl last Halloween and was walking home drunk when I noticed a huge house party. A few older men were out front and starting to whistle and call me sexy, I wasn’t sure if they were teasing me but I was on 6 months of hormone treatment
Is that your husband that Comes to us? no Problem when he don`t like it he should try to stop me
wolf-girls-going-awoo:When someone gives Momiji booze when someone gives ME booze.
She’ll make sure his load is still dripping out of her pussy when she comes back to our room. Just to piss me off. And turn me on.
Teach Me How to Dougie aka when drunk niggas hang
==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose
I’ll be your daydream, I’ll wear your favorite thingsWe could be beautifulGet drunk on the good life, I’ll take you to paradiseSay you’ll never let me go Takes you back to when these two were young and went to beach parties
yogalizard:labias: Me This is amazing
detective-dick-grayson: me when im drunk lol jk
lonesomemother1: I called my son and asked him to come to the honeymoon suite because my new husband was drunk, passed out and useless to me. When my son arrived I said, “Come in baby, mommy needs you to help her consummate her marriage.” When my
wetcavediver: bigcockedbigbrother: After I got my little sisters drunk it didn’t take much convincing to get them naked and next thing I knew one was riding my cock and the other my face. After hours of fucking they passed out naked on top of me when
If we date you're gonna have to get used to me always wanting to touch you
mrbiggest: DID YOU DO ME …LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS DRUNK ….NOW DO ME WHEN I’M NOT
smile300: blackcockabuse: When drunk even straight guys can’t resist the taste. Smile 300: Hottie, Lover, Muse, Me con me. Cosa dolce. Follow if you like. Italiano per: Pleasure me. Play with me. Sweet thing.piacere.Gioca!!!!!!!!!!! :) :);) :);)
mydoublelife19: Knowing my drunk roommate won’t believe me when I tell him he was on his knees servicing me, I needed to document the moment.
From my August Comission Sale Streamrequested from superguest who gave me free for all on what to draw and I decided a barmaid theme would be fun on EllI went waaaaaaaaaaaaay overkill on the line art for thisI can’t help it when it comes to fluffy
Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice messages get buried under a pile
rj4gui4r: Me when all my friends are drunk…
140604 KTR — sunggyu and sungyeol were teasing myungsoo about his habit when he gets drunk then sunggyu suddenly felt that myungsoo wasn’t okay with it so that was how he ended up apologizing to soo… (x)
Alcohol and me = big accidentGuess who was a drunk careless little girl last night and had a accident.. yep me! It’s a little embarrassing actually *blushes* but a few things about me when I drink are 1. I’m a deep sleeper 2. I haven’t drank In
Pt 2. Of that embarrassing tipsy moment when you drink more than you take potty breaks(⁄ ⁄•⁄.⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
This is a totally random omo scenario and unpopular phrase I like is when a character is maybe mentally out of it (sleepy, drunk, sick, just zoning out, w.e!) and they don’t realize their bladder is filling up till only a few seconds before the dam
I don’t need alcohol to have fun. But I need an excuse for when I fuck shit up.
pidgeonpeep: me when im drunk
Got slightly drunk off some beer at dinnertime and ranted to parents about gendered products and selling misogyny to men in American advertising
trashfirefallon: Me, trying to have a casual conversation at dinner: anyone ever pull a GI tube out of… I mean, uh,,,, don’t you hate it when the person your working on has no teeth so you have …to.. shit I, uh,,, fuc..k..Me, while drunk later:
dysfunctunal: omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy
stability: me when I’m drunk and I fuck up but I don’t really care
incesthappens: kielkitty:It had all started as a drunk dare that her last boyfriend was bigger than me. When my 10 inch dick proved her wrong I could see the lust in her eyes; now could hear the couch springs squeak as my sister rode me hard, sliding
rape-angel:I wanna be forced to get drunk and high by a sweet protecting person who’ll rape me when I’m fucked up
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
astrologicalbabe: gemini throwing no shade
n-and-o: tylerbrandt: me when I’m drunk. me every night.
jimmy-incest-stories: Once I found out my brother accidently knocked me up when we had both got drunk, there wasn’t any point in stopping him from fucking me when ever he wanted..
That damn Pokemon dying alone in the Pokeball post really made me sad. It makes me think of all the Pokemon I lost when I stopped playing my games and then the save batteries ran out of charge and my save files were lost. I wonder if they realized I was
I feel like im that friend that everyone uses when they need someone to listen to them. Be it either sober drunk sad happy etc. But when ever I speak I’m that annoying friend who should just not say anything. I’m the perfect listener but
leanna-ashgrove replied to your post “"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours.“ ( I don’t even know…”Is Lea drunk like 90% of the time now omfgThat’s all I can think of when it comes to these weird rp memes. XD
dmc-dmc: marissarei: rosebudmouth: labias: We’re all Elizabeth Me when I’m pmsing Omg is this the same Elizabeth from that wild night/drunk Elizabeth video???? I love and support Elizabeth. “This isnt temple run”
grumpyfluff: bpdrotten: My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong Me when I get drunk at work.
rob-walks:me when im drunk sending a risky text
parttimeheaux: tribalrule: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Me when I’m drunk after a night out
prettylittlevictim: danrad26: used-trash: prettylittlevictim: Daddy is mean to me when he’s drunk. He came home and made me wear my piggy mask and shoved my piggy tail plug into my butt with no lube and he laughed at me and smacked me around a little
masterofsissies: Some sissies who thought I was joking when I said I was going to lock them up until next month - they wish they never made that stupid bet with me when they were drunk….
daddyslolitababy: molotowcocktease: pardonmewhileipanic: flaminghomer: /TAGGED/ME im going to reblog this until i don’t 100% identify with it especially when drunk Buddy on the left 🙌 me
you guys, i wear the same thing every day when i have work, so when it’s time to go out and get drunk, i make myself feel as hot as possible. going out with my sis and we’re pregaming with sake and beer. gonna be ridiculous. love you.
megandmrbig: I used to think that Big could only fuck me when he was drunk, and the lights were off. I thought this was what it took for him to want to touch me. Now, it seems, Big prefers to fuck me after midnight, however he wants, often after a
honorifics: I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and
angeldelatierra: Me when I’m drunk: do you love me?
maleeeya: malikthaelite: hersheywrites: Me everywhere. watching “popular” shows on tv Me when I am drunk!!
i love my brother but hes such a fucking tattletale. like youre 18 and are gonna tell your mom that your 14 year old sister is drunk when you know shell kick my ass? like wtf is wrong with you do you hate me
sofftt-ghetto: nigeah: prettyboyshyflizzy: sweatlikekeith: This is me 😂😭😂😭 cravyn me when im drunk
tee-raww8: I’m horny af and want to send a dick pic. I’m kinda drunk so hmu before I get off!!! Me when I’m drunk 😂😂😂😂
Yes, being tipsy till 4am is never a good thing when only tumblr and talking to my bestie's bf on Skype are the only thing to keep me occupied.
0lightsource replied to your post:Trying to find the video of me doing drunk… Nigga wut? xDD I had 18 beers and half a bottle of tequila when I was at a bar in PA and my cousin recorded me singing/yelling/mumbling Peaches and Cream. A nigga was
0lightsource: jack-aka-randomboobguy: 0lightsource replied to your post:Trying to find the video of me doing drunk… Nigga wut? xDD I had 18 beers and half a bottle of tequila when I was at a bar in PA and my cousin recorded me singing/yelling/mumbling
shortheaux: stability: me when I’m drunk and I fuck up but I don’t really care @caitwho when kate gets upset bc ur moving out
mydreamsgavemeaway: reattachment: If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk. #i am the best version of myself when drunk
