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spicybutthole: Hey sup I just worked out for like 2 hours cause it’s ~beautiful~ today
So this is my convo with a fuck ass today >.> Dude:Yo babe you hot, you gonna let me fuck? Me: Hell No, Gross ! No thank you ! Dude: Fuck you anyways, you ugly. Me: I DON’T SEE HOW YOU HATING OUTSIDE THIS PUSSY YOU CAN’T EVEN GET IN!
i actually forgot we’re having a hurricane today LMAO
lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”
l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
I graduated today!
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: I graduated today! I have a crush and I’m telling my mom about it Good then u can introduce me 2 her :p
rosebeaches: me last night: i feel so alone…. no one loves me…. wahh boo hoo me today: i love MUD i don’t need LOVE or AFFECTION all i need is the soil that nourishes all life on this earth *listens to girls just want to have fun on loop while lying
Let me take a small break from omo stuff and watch something on YouTube tonight. *looks at new videos today*…oh
fake-mermaid: intensional: i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
captioned-vines: hellyeahthomassanders: Never at the Right Time 👕by Thomas Sanders Sauve Thomas, left-hand side: “Today, I look good!” Frumpy Thomas: “I didn’t even try!” [walking along] “Hey person I liked! Hey judgey relatives!
in-fi-ni: brain: weghggghghhhhhhhhhgfeeghh nobody loves you and you have no redeeming quali- me: *squirts a spray bottle* shut up I’m trying to do something
I’m not done complaining… I came home after 7…just like always lmao And I told my parents the short version of what had upset me today (something upsets me every single day and what it was today is not even something I’ve mentioned on here)
alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
Hai followers~ Today was my first day of hell school, it went alright, I’m not used to waking up this early. LMAO. My friend bought this pin for me today.[: It says rice. LOL.
prettyboyshyflizzy: lexi-love-child: l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao.
Ha. Todays youth both frighten me and amuse me greatly. I feel like thats how it should be.
adurot: bobdude0: dstears: play? I’ve had like 5 people ping me with this today lmao @bobdude0 HNNNNG <3
bitterestborderline: me: today is gonna be a good day! bpd: BITCH you thought!!!! lmao just you wait
lostinthemuthafuckinmood: honestly. My boobs are pretty. my girlfriend made me realize that today lmao
todaysbird:
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
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black–lamb: es-py: es-py: es-py: My barber has me out here looking like teen wolf. If he doesn’t respond to my messages today I’m breaking up with him. I’m going to be an asshole and find a new barber at the same shop. Walk in give my ex
The twelve-year-old in me absolutely lost it in this Korean IKEA earlier today lmao
harleyquinnsmissconduct: 7th pic of the day…..this pic cracks me up i look like a dork lmao…. you guys are good at this game! you know the rules, when this hits 100 notes I’ll post another, lets see how many pics ya get outta me today lol follow,
blackcooliequeenreign: bishopmyles: beautifulcreati0n: asap-stocky: Nah no funny shit, this dead ass me Me. Today. Lol lol I spend a hour every work shift in the A.M. In the restroom lmao
memosfromlevi: Me: Oh man I’m busy, better stay off my phone and work hard today. Me: *finds out @fuku-shuu is marathoning noragami today* Me: On second thought :))))))
5thflo:bae said she had a interview today she sent me a picture of da office . I hope she get da job
On today’s episode of “I’m probably a hypochondriac”:I’ve been experiencing minor heart palpitations and pain in my left shoulder blade so I might be in for a heart attack? lmao but at the same time I’ve been having
blasianxbri: bishopmyles: officialcrow: this the realest post on this whole shit me today lmao. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
c2oh: apparently, my father had a set of White Nights watercolor (and some leftover Yejeon tubes) from when we still lived in Asia til now. My mother handed it to me today since she found it in storage lmao. good shit. I like the White Nights set. It’s
sexymaturelady: This is me today, I’m going to drink coffee, do my hair, paint my nails and chat on the phone. Lmao, isn’t that what mothers do on Mother’s Day?
ryuichii: Thank you for loving someone like me, who is good for nothing.. with such bad blood in his veins. Up to today.. Thank you!! ..
kurovoid:Someone screamed “Tramp” at me today cause I wore a skirt. Lmao.
direct-news: HQ Liam not wearing any underwear today! (07/10/13)
alunaes: *goes to salon* me: ye, I need my eyebrows waxed *sits down* her: upper lip today too? (: me: eat my ass bitch
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mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
bishopmyles: officialcrow: this the realest post on this whole shit me today lmao.
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
justinhammer: #dear diary: today littlefinger came to my tent #i told him i didn’t like his face #brienne patted me on the back after #it felt good #and then i told loras what i said and he told me i was a really clever king #i don’t like your
good afternoon sweeties ovo look what coincidentally came to me in the mail today
man im so upset about something LOLi ordered an eeveelution pen from someone on the pkmn collectors community and i got it today but the glue from the envelope melted or whatever and then it got stuck to the packaging and i can’t get it off, like WHY
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
i am just so flabbergasted that someone actually sent me money today lmao
weedorz: Quality weed pictures, always. http://weedorz.tumblr.com & check our weed related store at http://www.weedorz.com lmao this was me today! and probably will be me tomorrow too..
perfuckedtion:Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off LMAO me today
delvg: @jen-iii drew this for me at school today and i cried it’s beautiful. I believe I really captured her essence of emotions
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Some water colors from aquarium trip today!
jen-iii:Brutaak got a face tattoo in our campaign today!
Grow up already, Jake. Sunny: Happy birthday, bro! You thought you weren’t getting shit from me today, didn'cha? Ahahaha - NO. Joke’s on you, motherfucker. I scrawled this piece of crap because you deserved at least this much. Your real
lmao fucK…… i’ve actually drawn a little mono doodle referencing that video before……(the video if anyone is curious –> here)
casual reminder that qrow is most likely 20+ years older than winter so dont send me q/rowin requests or artwork bc it makes me Uncomfortable thank u
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