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Wish there was a way I could’ve captured my whole outfit yesterday because I ran into my ex while on the way to my friend’s 20th party and let me tell you, I fucking slayed him. He was so nervous and awkward, he couldn’t even talk to
underweartuesday: There was a firefight! Wonderful UT, I absolutely love this theme idea, and knew that I would have to submit the second I saw it. It took me quite a while to decide on a movie, but Boondock Saints is one of my all time favorites, and
Well, I had my vasectomy a little over three hours ago and…my testicles are sore. On a positive note: Percocet. Might be a good time to interrogate me, if you so desire, as I can’t do much but sit here and I’m fairly stoned from the
ohshititsgreg: A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
princhester:Next time I develop feelings for someone please punch me in the face for thinking irrationally
whippingmen-women: Oh, William! You really screwed the pooch this time! Mistress said to give you the whipping of your life! I do believe that I will enjoy it! It’s me in Domme Space
The first time that Paul took me to meet some ponies (on my birthday last July) I met an adorable baby. <3
this question tricks me every time lol….
dominospizzadelivery:Me every time cant trust them
It’s Sunday night and I’m stuck on my laptop so if you ever had a question that you actually wanted answered (notoriously bad at getting through my inbox sorry) now is your time(full disclosure, totally not a picture of me right now. right now I am
Gym time! This selfie looks like it has nothing to do with me going to the gym, and it doesn’t. However, selfie for the win!!! I really am in the parking lot of planet fitness about to head in though.
I’m so fucking tired right now. Remind me to never take my pre-workout drink during night time. I thought I would exercise it off, but I’m hyper as shit anyways, so that didn’t work. Ended up staying awake until 2am. Didn’t even
I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao
Had a pretty great day today all! :) I relaxed, emailed my resume to a few jobs, took my dog out for a walk, and now I’m watching the sunset on a floaty in my pool. Summer is good to me this year :)
Having a relaxing time after work! People should come join me for a swim and a beer! :)
Ummn hi…so my libido punched me in the face today. I think I’ve gotten myself off like at least 8 times? 😳😳😳 Yeah…
I shouldn’t care about any men. I shouldn’t focus my time on dating. That will come. I should focus on me become more successful.
My fiancé fucked me so good I cried tears of joy so hard. I busted three times too.
kinktendo-shamecube: some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease? i would b ever so grateful uwu… me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit: You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog
maxknightley:Absolutely love this post. Think of it every time I use a wooden spoon
time to date like an adult.....
yoursecretsub:He had to leave, but at least the bruises stayed with me for a few days. The accidental marks of our brief time together. And a reminder of the feelings that I still hold in my heart. And hopefully also in his.
5pts to who can tell me what time it is.
soselfimportant: one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded
cryptid666:*me winning a nobel prize* I’d like to thank my own petty, combative ass, and my desire to win all the time
time has passed me byshred my grief with vicefor granted taken eyeswe appeared underneath the light
Me: *knows I need to get up early*Also me: *makes no effort to actually go to bed at a reasonable hour*I am full of good decisions.
ameriqueen: I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
You've got me fucked up
beneathbranches: How do I say “please pay attention to me, I’m lonely and in a shit mood” without sounding whiney?
delvins: i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
cas-hellodean: me in exams
chasingtrophywhitetails: Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
halcyonharlot: every time the henchman 21 tag updates i get so hard so fast that the rapid redistribution of bloodflow to my genitals makes me pass out
iplemons: me hahaha xD
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legallyblained: there are some people on here who like you know um every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an
daddyb34r: mommyb34r: passionategeek: The sign I made for the cooler. A step ahead of me I see ;) Are any of these any good ? All are good! I didn’t make my cherry bombs this time. I soak maraschino cherries for a couple days in capt
slightlycoolgrey: sonoanthony: I’m such a laid back person you can tell me “goodnight” and I can see you posting and I understand sometimes you just need time to yaself to enjoy ur dash without talking to anybody, i get ya shorty do ya thing
Had a rather odd/intimate dream about one of my mutuals last night. Nothing inappropriate, we had our clothes on the whole time. They did take offence when I tried to put my arm around their waist, though… And didn’t appreciate me sleeping
lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
The kids’ first time at a beach. Been bugging me about going to the beach for a year now, we finally at one. I never been to Myrtle Beach before, I’m loving it here.
i like how they cut my hair today ! it’s time for me to go eat a fucking giant pizza ! I love Sundays ! have a great day !
i’m sleepy , i’m tired from training , but it’s time for me to go to work … have a great day everybody…
Have a great Saturday everybody .. It’s time for me to go to work…
begmetocome: Have a great Saturday everybody .. It’s time for me to go to work… Happy Throwback Thursday Tumblr !! This week i chose this pic.. ;-)
begmetocome: i’m sleepy , i’m tired from training , but it’s time for me to go to work … have a great day everybody… Happy Throwback Thursday !! i chose this pic because today i’m so tired from working out as i was when i made this
Happy Hump Day , my sexy , horny ladies ! !hope your day is naughty ! now it’s time for me to go to a Steakhouse for my dinner .. i’m starving ! have a great day \ night everybody ! :-*
Good night Tumblr !! Time for me to be teleported to Dreamland !
have a great afternoon .. here it'is so hot .. more than 33° C ( 91°F) outside…. it’s time for me to go making some ice cream ! :-*
Day off for me … 1st trip of the year to my family’s country house ! Time to relax !
After that monster burger , it’s time for me to go to work .. If you want some Gelato , you know where to go ;-) enjoy your Sunday ! 😚
Relaxing with Bacon before going to work … She finds me comfortable …
Somebody stop me from buying new shirts!! But they are so cool, I can’t resist!! the new movie is coming out next week , I will wear it when I’ll go see the movie!! And next time I’ll go eat my pizza!
I hope you’re having / had a great day! Today it’s my day off and I did all those things I have no time to do during the week… Then I relaxed and ate my favorite pizza!!! Work is keeping me very busy lately, so pardon my absence
chrisstokesphotography: Blast from the past! Shot for Shoot Me Fab this time last year as part of the Vamp competition
spytoypin10: daintyboots: send help Me writing fan fiction for the first time
So I upset a follower who I consider very dear to me despite rarely talking with them. I feel pretty shitty for making them feel shitty… But at the same time I want to say that I really didn’t do anything wrong. My blog has a disclaimer
