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So a Friend Asked Me This Today...
Someone just sent me this asking if it’s me… yes it is, but looks like someone has cleaned up the image, or maybe I just had a kick ass tan then lol. Either way, here’s some boobs! :Derinashford.tumblr.com
I love my followers :) me this morning !
ezramillera: tell me this is just a dream… ‘cause I’m really not fine at all….. (x/x)
this-is-porn-story: Why I liked this: her pointed feetWhy I didn’t share it: he looks nothing like my lover, and at the time I liked this, I was irritated that all men were not as beautiful as my Daddy.
This Is pretty Tightt(:
My missus tells me this is me, and it’s totally, utterly and completely not! I have a cat and a dog. Not two cats!Check Mate!
i think someone from Tumblr bought me this dress so thanks to you :D
manasurge:Imagine if things went down the way Peridot originally imagined it. Peridot, you gay nerd. (After hearing that opening quote, I just HAD to draw this scenario out in a way as if Peridot was daydreaming)
tentaclecupcakes: dustbats: so my brother showed me this website that translates the time of day into hexidecimal color i could watch this all day
My cousin sent me this picture from a year ago
A cute girl gave me this shirt
aynako-jia: ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻|_∧ ┻┳|･ω･) I hope senpai will notice ┳┻|⊂ﾉ me this year♡ ┻┳|Ｊ
dziwaczka: b1a4’s livestream antics are entirely to blame for this
Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell it’s
bloodyqueefs: Yesterday my friends showed up at my house and said they had a surprise for me. This was my surprise. I’m sitting in the middle of an abandoned treehouse. A man named James Walker built this house for his grandchildren. You can tell
tamagohime:me: *exists*me: this is too much
yellowshootingstars: Ereri Requests part 2. I don’t even know how this turned into a comic. I just imagined this while listening to this. Also, I’ve always loved the idea of Eren being a complex and hormonal teenager that actually respects Levi a
simonbitdiddle: bana05: brightindie: Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed This is legit and people don’t realize it. “Do you have any plans?”
snaufey: randaness: plushies-and-cats: snaufey: snaufey: I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them 5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going
lucydacusgirl:*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, I hope that you are having a fine CC so far today. For Valentine’s Day, knowing my love of Star Wars (and my general level of geekiness), Buffy got me this Storm Trooper mug, along with a cute Darth Vader mug.
ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
helenakmanning: This scene will forever be the most important scene in any movie to me. This is a little girl who has been told all her life by her parents that she is a mistake and that she is worthless. This is a little girl whose family life is
Had a pretty great day today all! :) I relaxed, emailed my resume to a few jobs, took my dog out for a walk, and now I’m watching the sunset on a floaty in my pool. Summer is good to me this year :)
cocotingo: music-cecilia-3: johanatis: theletterwsarseflap: my-endless-eternity: seyiku: Also MY LIFE Second to last one for me. My life right now Thats just like me Why does it hurt? Oh yeah, I know why.
anartisticanomaly: phantomcat94: meefling: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t
Me to a friend: Sure I can make you tear away suit pants. Just bring over some old pants and we can figure out where to cut them and place the bits of Velcro. Other friend: Why are you cutting his pants off?!? Me: Friends help friends strip faster!!
rosefyler: today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18
lodubimvloyaar:thranduskul: tastefullyoffensive: [wierddad] the cats are what really makes this for me This is the most awesome baby picture ever.
babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my
anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are
knitmeapony: unqualitytime: meowgon: oshaikeuchi: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING idk what to think about this NO ONE TOLD ME THIS KID IS
polarisopposites: commanderbutt: YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK NOW SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK.
zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but
kingjaffejoffer: “you talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used”🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄This fucking goober This cannot be real. Tell me this isn’t a real letter
“This is what it looks like”.
paracosmicmisanthropy: them: what’s your favorite flavor of jam??? me:
ughtree: de4fening: piratenunteruns: alecstasy: my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful this it’s literally scary how much this post is me this is so perfect wow
#see me #this is what I don't share
skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas this year me this december: is it really december? where’s the snow? christmas?? what happened to november? ? is time even real
tamagohime: me: *exists*me: this is too much
thingssthatmakemewet:My cousin just sent me this picture of me and @mossyoakmaster from his wedding and I have to share it bc it’s super cute and I love it 🥰🥺😍💖 You look soo prettyyyy 😍😍😍🥰❤️😘😘
A dear friend sent me this pic. I edited it and I wanted to share this beauty with you all.
libragirlfriend: sunbathe: me revisiting my scene phase playlist me having a depressive episode Kill me this is too fucking accurate 😂😂
haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
afunnyfeminist: This morning, my brother asked me if I heard about the shooting at the nightclub in Orlando. I said yes and talked about Christina Grimmie. My brother said, “No, there was another one.” And that’s all you need to know about gun
ugh I am so content with life at the moment due to simply finding a prize bendy straw in my cinnamon toast crunch cereal like this is the best thing ever I’m not kidding this is perfect
This girl on the subway today was singing about Jesus with her friends and when I got off she handed me this card for her church or something…. way to pick the only Jewish girl in the subway car lol
who is on my tagged/me this is causing me significant stress pls reveal yourself
stemss: who is on my tagged/me this is causing me significant stress pls reveal yourself nvm lol bye
SO THIS HAPPENED THAT’S ME THIS IS WEIRD
not sure y snapchat made me blue but I was feeling it
this is the best vine i swear on my life i’ve watched this at least 1 million times
hinatamyqueen:me:*takes deep breath*me:I love-anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Hinata, I know, you love Hinata so much, she’s the light of your life, you love Hinata so much, you just love Hinata, I KNOW, you love Hinata.
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
thatonegaykid413: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY
was looking thru old photos on my ipod and found this screenshot i tookthis was on the two drawings of yang and ruby observing gay teen weiss crushing on blake.as in, monochrome. just monochrome. so if anyone ever wants to see a rude wr/bb comments/tag
![lodubimvloyaar:thranduskul: tastefullyoffensive: [wierddad] the cats are what really makes this for me This is the most awesome baby picture ever.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c4631badb047057d913deeeebe1c2386/tumblr_n6wn8ryzXM1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
