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pronbobster: UPDATE Long story short: the gallery has been updated.And again, even though there are 14 new pictures, we only get slooowly to the really exciting point. But we’re close!Call me the ultimate cockteaser ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) As always: remembe
slim2k6: slim2k6: Crisis of Infinite Kylies: Slimed edition ________________ COMMISSIONED ARTWORK done by: Flick the thief/Flickich: http://flick-the-thief.tumblr.com/ Concept and idea: me________________ The finished product of this pinup: http://slim
chrysalis-army: 3000 FOLLOWER SPECIAL SPECTACULAR FOLLOWER PICTURE! Its been a real nail biter for me the past few months! I have to say I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!! IF I COULD I WOULD KISS YOU AND THROW SPARKLES IN YOUR FACE!!!!! THANK YOU ALL!!!
I gave Melania two options…either I was gonna go HR and gave them the evidences that showed how she swindled the company…or she was gonna bring her ass to my hotel room and pay me the price of being quiet.
riolines: Fight for the people and the things you love, no matter what task or risk you may face, it will be worth it! – Unknown
personal-interest-in-you: Our place in the world…
I saw this first image floating around, I believe original credit goes to @th0ughtful-but-danger0us. I don’t want to lay claim to her work I just don’t know how to respond to shit with pictures, to be clear the first one is all her. The second one
xxxfamilyfun: I always thought I would be the one to get cold feet on my wedding day. It turns out my fiancee was more freaked out about the prospect of “forever” than I ever was. My brother Conner, who was my Best Man, stayed with me the whole
The Craft
titillate-me: The lizard in the bathtub by fb101 Mrs: Think of the things we could do in this tub …
The words you said they shot me straight to the heart Put down your weapons before they tear us apart I should have known it, known it right from the state Put down your weapons before they tear us apart
mhm mhm MHM…… too much for one to handle…. Lea can help me with them, I will take the one one the right ;)- ZiD & Lea
Since this is supposed to be an ‘ask’ tumblr. Why the hell not. These questions would be about me, the artist behind the Wingbonermaker tumblr. But if people really want then I could also answer some for WBM. Why nowt. inb4 LMAO WHO EVEN CARES
howse–never–dies: otterslinger: avoresmith: lewdrobots: senkkei: today’s memes I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAHAHA OH MY GOD THE SUPREME MCCREE TAKE NO PRISONERS THIS TOWN AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE FOUR OF US THE ALPHA MCCREE
The Witcher 3Candy as Trissphoto by me
The Witcher: Assassins of KingsBathhouseArianna as Trissphoto, make-up by me
Me and my mom (who’s 57) saw The Shape of Water today and we were the youngest people in the theater.
You can find a link to it on my profile. It is the very last link on the right hand side of the page that says “Frequently Asked Questions”.
The hubby fucked my ass after I came home from a hot date with another guy. Ended up in the back seat of the guys car being eaten out and having my ass fingered. That was a great night. The video was removed so I’ll upload it to pornhub.
❄️❄️ The view the plow guy got when he showed up to plow us out…..oops oh well the show must go on ❄️❄️ Enjoy PG
Almost home and you can see the sunrise starting outside the window of the plane. It is a gorgeous sky miracle that I am way too tired to enjoy and I wish it was a gorgeous sky nap instead.
i-hate-the-beach: Oh wow the state of me The state of you?? you look beautiful as always so very cute really love your freckles :)
bottleparadise: mapsontheweb: Distribution of Waffle Houses in the US. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE WEST COAST AIN’T GOT WAFFLE HOUSE? How does NYC never have the good stuff?
headlesssamurai: “Grant me the strength to endure the coming storm, and the courage to stand against it…”
godtricksterloki: himedays: This was the moment shit got real for me. The moment Carlton became the most badass character. I wouldn’t go so far as “bad-ass” but definitely not the character he was portrayed as so far.
Me when people snoop on me or interrupt me.
whoever gets me this coffee gets to choose between a million dollars or a million dollars. just get me the goddamn coffee.
look its me the huffy one is totally me
please-tease-me: Me.
I am me ....
sexiestmoan: so fucking delicious. im sick but this is making me feel better all of a sudden haha
ineedahotwifenow: thee-renaissance-man: One day… I can wait to find my HOTWIFE.I want someone who’ll be open minded, fun, adventurous, loving, trusting, honest and happy.Let me know if this is you!!!
kinky-as-fuckkk: luxaeterna1986: kittyk8here: crrrvygrrrl: archandpromise: call-me-mr-sir: Is there any other kind? crrrvygrrrl and I just call this “sex” :) Yes, please, archandpromise. No way I’d ever say no. And if I did….it means
You're judging me. Right now. As you look at this gif.
the-nothing-maker: First batch of smooches ! You were a lot to ask for handkissing Taakitz ahah (the lickin nose guys are my OCs Alphonse and Mihael)
Nono, don’t look at me. The Being Human finale has destroyed me, I am a mess
This would be me. The nerd sneaking into the greenhouse to walk amongst the flowers and rare plants. I wonder if i’ll run into the Master Gardener… *wink*
This was the most extra shit I ever seen.
fukkinfagg0t: Oh, and this is my 2nd favorite thong! :) Victoria’s Secret always has the cutest thongs ever xoxo
Updated pictures of my nerd room. I hung up my Minecraft sword next to my maps of Planetos. The lady at the ticketbooth gave me the GotG Vol.2 poster for free so I hung that up too. Then there’s my first editions of ASOIAF with the dragon I handpainted
aitu: me three weeks before a deadline: me the night before a deadline:
acoolguy: girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue trick* me: do that to my weenger
blessed-by-etro: I am so easy to please like just buy me the video games I want and feed me
love me one week hate me the next I still get paid every othaaaa week.
I love seeing all shades of black people on my dash, but I’m particularly there for the very dark skinned ones. The ones that don’t have that artsy tumblr aesthetic bc dark skinned women..like very, very dark skinned women…aren’t acknowledged
voulair: me @ the stars: help me
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
couldnotcare-less: WANT A SCREENSHOT PROMO? VOTE FOR ME HERE & HERE AND tell me the vote numbers here and ill screenshot promo you! :)
illuminaudo: failureuponfailure: id-do-me: the contradiction in such a simple photo makes me love this or he fingered a girl on her period two kinds of people
The corpse of your ‘god’ can only rot and grow cold. Now promise me you’ll kill me before I get old.
Me & @TomTheWanted having a kiss ;)Swansea. 6th July 2011.I honestly wasn’t expecting him to pure wrap his arms round me and pull me in LOL.
Me & Jay in Glasgow. Ignore me I was out of my face & it’s blurry because Jo was clearly tipsy LOL. CUT ME OUT AND I’LL CUT YOU
Me & Nathan in Glasgow. Please ignore me, I was out of it. I can’t even remember having this photo…. cut me out and i’ll eat your eyeballs.
me and Em at the bus stop tonight
Me flirting, I bet the bell on my collar would sound so much better if you pounded into me…
archatlas: Underwater Shark Suite Would you sleep in this shark suite? French design agency Ubi Bene has collaborated with airbnb on an underwater accommodation — not suitable for the faint of heart. 360 degree transparent glass walls encircle
p2iifii: Jake reminds me the most of Pearl. For ikimaru’s awesome SUstuck AU! omfg how dare you(haha thank you tho!! B)
I would love for some of my followers to ask me the most random questions they can think of*
hmm if you guys have any ideas for faberry/brittana/whatever glee ship give em to me the ones i like i’ll draw out into a small funny doodle thing or y'know if i just get two i’ll just do two loolololo
The “get that flower away from me” pose
