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me: finally peace & quiet.. *closes eyes* annoying classmate: *somewhere on the other side of the class, talking to friends* HAHAHA THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY me:
I’d let him fuck the shit out of me omg
pippinofthe-fellowship: night-owl101: So my dad and I are watching LOTR: the return of the kings and dad told me to pause it so he could check on dinner and this happened. I couldn’t stop laughing. youve seen frodo and sam tell me or else I
solochely: cubur: Give me a KISS! ♥ Ahhh I love to draw Sasuke hair like that XD Well this is my first time drawing our narusasu family oc Seska! I actually didn’t plan to draw them, but she really inspired me with this post <3 So special
littlefuckinglesbian: Me whenever you make me food
devotinq: masters-littleone: I have a habit of demanding snuggles like this hehe I laugh at this because this will be me
joanashino:I think the 12 year old me would totally have a crush on the grown up me. That sounded kinda wrong..Inspired by the quote from 3liz, with some minor alterations.
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omgs:me after reincarnation
gorlunderyou: When I drink and watch Britney videos. Kudos to sealsthedeals for tolerating me omg Gurl I was ready to peel a wig back
w0rththewait: childhood ^^^^ Legit, this movie was my toddlerhood. All of my imaginary friends were the little dinosaurs from this movie. I’m not even kidding. My mom loves to tell the story about how once, she took me to the store, and she put me
oh it feels so good as he slides inside me, filling me
As a boy who always worried whether he really was attracted to girls, it was in seeing vaginas that terrified me more than anything. That they repulsed me so, emphatically confirmed what a part of me already knew, that I was gay. The Masochistic Emascula
barryfollett: littlemissmanga: Me as Angelica fighting with lysiefruit as Susie at Otakon 2012. Dresses made by theorangekingdom. yurifruit you’re on my dash!!!!!!!!!
flanneldragon: trickytwitch: me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c” me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too
ancient-titan: My part of the trade with @blindwildcat, GIVE ME REST MY POOR FINGERS
domestic–doll:Omg look at this purdy purple domestic–doll:About to hop in the bathtub, wanna send me asks to keep me company?
sssshale: Tumblr Dude: *confidently waltzing into asks* Hello. I am here to insult your body because if I receive negative attention it is still attention Tumblr Dude, 6 hours no response: *slightly confused* AHEM i dont believe you heard me. Let me
hellhouse: I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me
aspidelaps: buttbear: IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD READ THIS MANGA, DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST READ IT, IT’S A ONE-SHOT IT’LL TAKE LIKE FIVE MINUTES JUST TRUST ME, READ IT READ IT I JUST GOT PAST THE TITLE PAGE AND I HAVE TO INSIST ALREADY THAT EVERYONE
nickjonasnipples:me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalismme at work: honestly? this
tostadasheep: stimmystuffs: https://www.instagram.com/p/BeLsHqdA6KH/?explore=true Me: “oh they’re cute cactuses” Person: *lays paper on top* Me: “no fucking way” Person: *pulls paper back and reveals perfectly transferred image* Me: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Omg today was “try to out my kink day” or something.. I’m logged off tumblr in my phone when with friends obviously.. but randomly TWICE today a Notification popped up on my phone from my fluffy omorashi account with 2 of my friends near me! and
fullbladderlemons: Please enlighten me 😂
omotpees: omotpees: omotpees: Help me save a dog! Hey guys so I really really REALLY hate to do this and have been desperately trying not to despite all of my personal struggles but I recently learned something that finally pushed me to make this so
Finally got round to sewing the clips in omg. #me #self #hair
Post Christmas dinner boredom. Omg #Christmasselfie #selfie #me #earrings #hair #naturalhair
secretghosty: me- has tiring day at work me thinks abt kissing a Soft Stomach me- wow all better
theshitneyspears: Me: I’m not gonna fall for him again, he’s an asshole.Him: Hey.Me:
knitmeapony: Me: Huh, what are those bottles doing? Swinging? Are they going to hit or something? Ooho, that one was close… Person in background: *does the thing!* Me: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AMAZE
captain-sad: if you dont give me attention and tell me you love me i will wilt and die like a tamagotchi
before 2013 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them
clientsfromhell: Me: “What browser are you on?” Client: “Google.” Me: “Google Chrome?” Client: “No, just regular Google.” Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.” Client: “Google.” Me: “No.” Client: “Look, we
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My mom just tell me that she found that she was pregnat of me 18 years ago... just the day Niall horan was turning one year old.
boomitsnialler: if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
raptorific: raptorific: me: [sees a cat]me: okay time for me to bother this animal
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
kinesthetiac: omg next level video portrait
OMG I’m gone for a few days and unapologeticcbitch tagged me for the 6 selfie challenge! These are surprisingly all from the past 6 months! That’s like a record for me :P Anywhos Im gonna nominate some cool kids and I’ll leave it up
janemba: *broke nigga asks me for d*ck pics* Me: I AM NOT A HOE *rich nigga ask me for d*ck pics* Me: *brushes the cobwebs off* say cheese!!!
84emojis: boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back* me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
firelorcl:me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-flower: he’s cheating on you susan
prongsvszayn: husband goals me: *accidentally says zayn’s name in bed* husband: me: husband: bitch me too!! tf! moschi-no-yes
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
To the muscly guy that said goodnight to me at Altona Sports Club: GET ON ME.
I AM SO SEXY OMG SLEEVELESS WORK SHIRTS MAKE ME LOOK GOOD MY FACE MAKES ME LOOK GOOD I LOOK GOOD
SYNNE SENT ME THIS PACKAGE AND SHE’S BEEN REALLY EXCITED FOR ME TO GET IT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS INSIDE SO IM GONNA LIVEBLOG ME OPENING IT LMAO
omg u GUYSi have been so bad about being active on here im so so srry its just i went back to school and im still working full time and me and the bf got our own place so life has been CRAZYilyall send me asks and submit your beauty to me so i can share
pieces-of-who-i-be: International Transgender Day of Visibility, we all start somewhere. The left picture is five years ago and was the day I told my mom she could dress me for senior pictures because they meant more to her than they did to me. It was
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taggedrne: me: goes into the ocean with my period me: come @ me sharks my location is ON
californiadreamboy: snyggvur: cumtear: me after 8 tequilas me after 1 Me sober
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question
cafemusaiin: samsvirtuallife: positlvedreamer: cafemusaiin: i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back this perfectly describes grandmas My grandma would have
jacobgyllenheaux: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)
omg i didn’t know there was a kaito response pv to “deep-sea girl” [whispers] it was rly cute (●´∀｀●)
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