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websissy: I have done that. At the command of my former girlfriend, after spanking my own ass with a spatula and while on the phone with her. She laughed as she made me hold the phone down so she could hear me spank me spank myself and then made me descr

The room is still a bit steamed up from my bath…I love that I can change my photos to black and white on my phone!!! I hope everyone is having a wonderful night!!!XO

You can stay over and sleep with me in my marital bed …We don’t need to do it behind my husband’s back …

We were supposed to be there on business only. On the phone earlier she did flirt with me, but I didn’t think anything of it. When she told me the meeting was at a hotel I became suspicious. She meet me in the lobby, and said that she left here phone

“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve

I guess she can’t even control herself while talking to me on the phone ;)

Pretty much what I assume women are doing every time they talk to me on the phone… since Im uber sexy and everything… ^_^

unshrink: When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

unshrink:When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

bricesander: Me on the phone.

unshrink: When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

Sorry I’ve been very quiet, I haven’t forgotten about you it’s just that tumblr is the hardest to check on your phone with stolen wifi. I’m away for another week and there’s so many exciting things to show already. But in my absence have a picture

Ok, I’m going to watch The Labyrinth, AGAIN I love this film I hope, that battery on my phone will not be empty until I finish watching it Good night everyone :)

The bit where Pearl says “Yes. Good, Steven. There are many ways to say the same thing.” has always been really funny to me and I don’t know why. Its still one of my favorite comedic bits of dialogue, up there with “Hold the phone. Now give

you used to call me on your snail phone

you used to call me on your snail phone

foxnewsofficial: i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone

foxnewsofficial: i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone

foxnewsofficial: i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone

the-punforgiven: Honestly Handsome Jack will always hold a a special place among villains for me since so few other villains are petty enough to personally call you on the phone every 25 minutes to call you a bitch and hang up again

unshrink:When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

Me: *mid breakdown, sick, home alone*Housemate: hey man, how you feeling?? I’m on my way home for work. Sorry to call you so late, did you want a hot chocolate?? Me: *continues breakdown and cries on the phone*Housemate: aww bubs, large hot chocolate

LMFAO! WHATEVER HATER! I'LL TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE! IM ABOUT TO GO SOMEWHERE.

hornyspice: Me on the phone with customer service

when you’re on the phone with someone, but they’re just rambling about shit you don’t care about.

try-breaking-me: On the phone with You, Sir…

“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve

hornyspice: Me on the phone with customer service

2000ish: “Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell

foxnewsofficial: i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone

hornyspice: Me on the phone with customer service

2000ish: “Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell

moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

997: autohaste: vinebox: Dua Lipa when she sees me on the phone Gsushhssavgas meee

hailldope: Me on the phone with my boyfriend

“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve

i-am-full-of-beauty: quietly-islayem: hornyspice: Me on the phone with customer service This is unhealthy Smh

goldenxpvssy: bricesander: Me on the phone. When my mom keeps talking about nothing

hornyspice: Me on the phone with customer service

hornyspice: Me on the phone with customer service

the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box: kisaragishintaro: imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they

polaroidplumber: @MASON_MOOREXXX NEEDS TO CALL 1-800-PLUMBER GET ME ON THE PHONE SO WE CAN OPEN OUR TOOL BOXES AND GET TO WORK. I SALUTE THIS CHIC. #CERTIFIEDPLUMBER

997: autohaste: vinebox: Dua Lipa when she sees me on the phone Gsushhssavgas meee

foxnewsofficial: i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone

nahshaw: My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was

vinebox: Dua Lipa when she sees me on the phone

Don’t you got me checking on my phone by the hour…🎶🖤

hotginger69: trippin-lunartics: ~Queen Luna~ Me on the phone with anyone.

klasszik:me on the phone with my mom:

Fem Of The Cosmos

kiss-me-on-the-phone:

vinebox: Dua Lipa when she sees me on the phone

vinebox: Dua Lipa when she sees me on the phone

surprisebitch: me on the phone with my hunty

vinebox: Dua Lipa when she sees me on the phone

unshrink: When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

tonysassy: xxlilypopxx: I will NEVER not reblog this! “hey guys, i learned how take pictures on the phone and send it”

hornyspice: Me on the phone with customer service

appolsaucy:sometimes when the internet is boring I get on my phone, as if it contains a different internet that will be less boring

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