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Oh right i forgot to upload these, more angles comin soon.HIGH RES 1HIGH RES 2I call this set, dem apples, why? tell me why.Quiet by Redmenace, Venom Ninjanub
Oh me oh my…
Oh me, oh my!
oh me oh my.I gotta keep on practicing
oh me oh my
unb1a4gasms: when you walk over to methe world goes in slow motioni feel it, oh, cupid shot me!
exploringtheuniverses: artisticazurite: “Shut up and dance with me!” OH NO I STARTED CRYING NO WHY
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Three words: Finnish Hell’s Kitchen. Stupidest thing I’ve heard so far. “O LOOK WE HAS FINLAND’S OWN GORDON RAMSAY HERPADERP.” Oh look, it’s not the same thing, morons. Most likely it’ll just be a sad wannabe
thelifeofatubaplayer: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! This is adorable but after how often I’ve placed portal that voice literally just makes me uncomfortable and scared because it usually
Me: So, what did you think of the episodes? Chloe (My Little Sister): First, I want to tell you about a weird dream I had. Me: Oh, okay. Chloe: Well, in it, Steven got taken into space by Homeworld Gems. And then there was this commercial where he
hummingbirdprince: dollyriot: thecottonproject: open letter to all of my friends ‘sbeen a long shitty week Reblogging for the friends that follow me on my main tumblr. Also 500 notes wt actual f oh no this is good and really relatable good v
tomlinsarse: what my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm”
thebaconsandwichofregret: tubaplaysmatt: mailbomb: stargh0st: hankpeters: i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture wwhat the fuck…. I FUCKING LOVE THIS oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed
ryuuhoho: i never thought making a peep shot would be so hard oh my god at least he looks hot
sobeitjay: chocahontas: tarynel: I wish my arms were longer. I have lil T-rex arms. It’s hard when a nigga ask me to spread my ass when we fucking. Like I’m trying nigga but my arms short. FUCKIN SAME Lmao
littleblue-black-girl: dookiediamonds: sunnymajor: lagonegirl: The weirdest race to ever exist. I’ll never stop reposting these facts… so help me God @badgyal-k what Oh my wtf …
schandbringer: Making fun of Tailgate = violent fragging. Oh, porn world…Commission for Covelline who asked for Rodimus and Tailgate getting it on and being assholes. Thank you for commissioning me, this was fun to write, I have never done anything
Oh.OH MY. OwO
thatsoftbutch:I just want a girl to grind on my thigh naked while I play with their breasts with my hands and lips and tongue, feel them up all over. I want to feel their wetness on my thigh and watch them come undone over me. Praising them for being
pyrobe: trashquisitor: pyrobe: trashquisitor: pyrobe: trashquisitor: who tried to do my chem homework for me last time pyrobe do my chem homework i am coincidentally doing my own chem homework so i suppose doing urs wont hurt mgs because it
jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol
princess-passion-flower: I rocked an afro today with a flower hair accessory and this white guy asked if I just woke up and came to work. He kept staring, saying he was “trying to figure out” my hair. Excuse me? Oh no
brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*
youjustfoundwally: lesbipoet13: foreveralone-lyguy: oh my god i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it. hahaha this is the best news story I’ve
a-curious-kitten:kneelinggirl:crimson-uncovered:Things that turn me on when they’re said in a stern voice:“No.”“Behave.”“Look at me when I’m speaking to you.”“Don’t you dare.”“Get over my knee.”“You’ll do
scarletthedesolate: scarletthedesolate: Don’t you just hate it when you’re drawing a cute little doodle then you get to the eyes and stop— GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE I BIRTHED IT GOT WORSE I SWEAR I’M TRYING Oh my god I can’t believe I just
shoegazedad: me when buying something over บ: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
krim5on:emotionallydetachedandavailable:cyberstripper: me omfg this lil hoe ass hamster me
hvlth-gxth: my constant internal dialogue.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me
997: oh well *drinks pure vodka*
snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told my friend “I’m here I’m queer I wanna go home” and my openly gay teacher walked in and said “same” today on “things that never happened”
pettyrevenge: One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I’d heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe.
snowboxes: bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred @markerpolitics
OH WORM?
spankmehardbarry: me when someone asks what my goals for the future are
dickpong: dickpong: THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT i just met my step-brother for the first time
urtotallynotpunkrock: my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
Oh Vega...
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
oh-fee-oh-my:Sometimes self destruction is a slow process.
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: mercedesbenzodiazepine: She literally looks like one of those really expensive barbies that stay in the box and you’re not supposed to touch And that’s how the groom better treat her or he gunna be catching hands…
my-little-ninja: dicktator-cain: my-little-ninja: shitpostingintenseifies: my-little-ninja: dokis-for-days: Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time. is
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
Oh me, oh my! (again...)
setharooni: “oh shit, im gunna cum!” me:
but i love me some candy
oh my god love me please.
saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
-At work the other day, someone was dressed up in brilliant 10th Doctor cosplay-Me, to my coworker: Did you see? We just got visited by the DoctorCoworker: Oh. YepMe: What nerdsCoworker: HehMe: My peopleCoworker: Your what–
zifelline: I’m at a-kon! If you see me say hi! But wave really close in front of me and shout “Vidalia” because I can’t see anything without my glasses
jokerthebutler: With your skill as a member of Ice Tribe, you clung to me and cooled me down by transferring the heat of my fever to yourself… This comic is done by きだゆー. Reposted and translated with a permission. Do NOT remove the credit
sonic-for-real-justice: I’m Mod Silver ! please !! I’m also !! Me and my friends ( they all do not hate me !! its okay though, I have my friends… haha .. ) made this blog and I’m so excited to start .. I don’t know how to do introductions,,
