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sonypraystation: teacher: and what did you do this summer? me:

dontget2close2myfantasy: he stumped me

deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth

targuzzler: targuzzler: with the advent of shitpostbot5k the robots have completely supplanted humans in using this website. automation ruins yet another industry you could give me a million years and i wouldnt be able to come up with anything better

pizzaback: meatswitch: me trying not to act high when my dad is home which one is which

dont mind me fellas i’m just

sm980: I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only

killbettywhite-deactivated20200:buy-me-mcdonalds:killbettywhite-deactivated20200:I wish I knew how to use vpns because i want to submit this picture to the salt lake city snitch linei could do it for youPlease @family-sized-lasagna

causeallidoisdance: wandering-winter-spirit: is this not the best shirt ever is that not the best smile ever lmfao dear god

sheslikeliquor: me

beatlesweatles:micro-usb:lesvianese:micro-usb:lesvianese:micro-usb:think this person might be a transphobe but im not sureSometimes I remember that some of you genuinely have shinigami eyes and it’s so crazy for me.. You have a trigger warning built

thegoddamazon: opposite-directions: i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking I don’t. LMFAO I think this a lot too.

lydiallama: i dont remember who suggested to me a comic abt the meguca crew playing mario kart but

clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female

neoduskcomics: LoK: Outdated Ideas Click to come watch me on deviantArt.

haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do

nekomaline: Kuroo: when i was fighting with Yaku i was thrown at by whatever he could reach. Yaku, who still haven’t settled his anger after throwing everything there was, took off his own clothes and threw them at me. Then, when the things he could

sharingan: hokagee: flambutt: hokagee: no teacher i wasn’t cheating on my test!!! i was just using my sharingan sharinget yo damn ass to the office YOU CANT MAKE ME JUST SHARINGO i’m so sharindone with these sharinpuns

santasballsacks: MY FRIEND JUST PUT THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND ITS FUCKING ME UP

ordinary-princess-chilling-queen: A friend of mine took this picture at Phoenix Comic Con and it took me a moment to get it Pun King

yangming: airlesscell: vinesnow: when u finally nail the high note - more vines We have to destroy vine Me Omfg yas

spaceboxingpsycho: Some nerd: don’t be dramaticMe: I’m not dramatic!Me:

ultimatesweetvengeance: (Don’t get me wrong I don’t actually dislike JJ)

lesbrarian: leafcrunch: namek: isabelle is drunk as fuck at the club lmfao she deserves to have a good time let her unwind

epic-humor: see more This video just kills me.

wiredwhimsicalities: me avoiding my responsibilities

cxtys: Headcanon that at some point Lilly makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lilly walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours YES

LMFAO! WHATEVER HATER! I'LL TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE! IM ABOUT TO GO SOMEWHERE.

lmfao! you must suck at racing then Kelley. -John

lmfao, yeah right! i bet i can beat you at racing next week, i'll drive you to game works and let's see.

"Damn BAYY BEEE, Let me eat you right"

mydogsnokes: my friend tried to take a panoramic photo of me and this is how it turned out i can’t stop laughing

Me in like years fo sure.

hadrian6: Picus and Circe. Luca Giordano. Italian. 1634-1705. oil /canvas. http://hadrian6.tumblr.com “Excuse me do you know where the library is?” “BITCH DONT YOU SEE IM IN A HURRY!?”

bloomysqueeb: Whenever the cats come into my room, I just start to scream. It chases them away. So now they enter slowly.And I look at them.And they look at me.And I stare.And they step in.And I scream on top of my lungs and they run away.

I can never relate to any of these squad posts on any type of social media, because I don’t have a squad or friends.The only squad I have consists of three of my four-legged dog friends, and they don’t even include me in their squad.

I look like a bug lmfao.

astrodickology: Hate when girls hate me for no reason like sis….i could’ve ate your pussy ://

thegreatestentertainer: LMFAO

fierrrrrrce: lmfao

selektions: who needs a boyfriend when i have my grades to keep going down on me

swag and stoners give me boners

Got that sleeveless tan now. It’s like i’m wearing a sleeveless shirt even when I’m not wearing a shirt :D LMFAO

I smell good as fuck right now. It’s okay, I know you can’t resist how sexy I am. LMFAO! PSYCH! …..I do smell pretty good though

Looking through some old pictures…..

First picture I took with this webcam…… brings tears to my eyes lmfao

My first myspace pic ever! I was in like 8th grade lmfao

Some of my family. Love these fuckers lmfao

This will always be my favorite picture ever 😂 like there is fareal a dude humping someone in the background lmfao!!!

Well this was a long night. I was fuckin wasted for this lmfao

creap: 552: actionables: today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with ‘saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’

mercedesbenzodiazepine: This makes me wanna put my head through a wall

byrongraffiti: I watched this like 50 times today lmfao

thebootydiaries: It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s

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superselected: ‘Chewing Gum’ Creator and Star Michaela Coel Features in VIBE. “I’m black, I’m dark and I’m f**king beautiful. My skin is gorgeous, I love myself, people with good eyesight love me too, and the rest of the world can f**k themselves.”

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