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paternal-instinct: dad is such a bottom that he cums whenever I enter his ass I need to experiment with seme’s being smaller than the ukes. Saying tops and bottoms here made me think of shirts and pants. :)
Oh jeez, every year is the same thing with my dad, he promises me he wouldn’t bother me during at least Christmas, but the second he sees me wearing my usual Christmas outfit he’s all over me and I can never get him to stop! I just wished he’d finis
“Dad! Fuck! You scared me! You know Dad… you ‘accidentally’ walking in on me as I am about to get into the shower is exactly what got me this way in the first place!”
A soldier calls his father shortly after DADT is repealed. This is the MOST touching thing EVER!
“Just… remember that my mom is a good woman, okay? And good is the only thing she deserves." - Jean Kirschtein ch. 10, A Different Song by quartetshipDo you ever just think about the OTParents in ADS and cry bec they are just too beautif
Daddy “Bishop Angus” is the best part MormonBoyz. Almost makes me want to convert, if it’ll mean I get to be bred by that hunk of meat.
littlegirl-whysosad: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I want a guy
sir2u: Look at the camera boy, I want your step daddy to know the money he paid for your training is being well spent. …if you don’t swallow my dick like I think you should I’ll take another pic of me slapping the fuck out of you, which will get
Group photo of the dads when they were younger. There’s a bit of a head canon with these guys that was half developed by my friend Quantax and half developed by me. The basic gist is that all the dads were friends at one point in their lives,
asknsfwcobaltsnow: Unemployment for me is when you tense up when your mom comes near you in fear she’ll ask, then get mad over you not constantly searching for work. It’s when your dad texts you jobs he’s found on the internet and asks if you’ve
arkenova: To my fellow Undertale fans, I’m sick and tired of people bashing on Asgore because of their shippings and general hatred of him. Truth is that he is not the true villain, in fact, it baffles me is how people are so bitter about him when
I don’t know which is worse: My dad immediately realizing that I’m watching the new Steven Universe episodes as they come out because there’s gayness, or my brother not realizing that and badgering me about why I’m watching a children’s cartoon.I
So my dad recommended me for this job at this church without telling me and he was telling me about how great it would be if I became one of those “involved in your community and especially in religion type of girl” The most awkward part
sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: so my dog was reunited with his parents today and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER you think this is a game, son? this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left”
my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO
shadyufo: My dad keeps making these fantastic knives and I keep telling how much I love them and he keeps giving them to me. This is the opposite of a problem.
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okaybut thenthat is my dad with a pigeon on his head.SO OF COURSE MY REACTION
carrionthird: gay dads who don’t sleep suddenly realize they don’t know how to deal with a human child who does
n0ctem:He is her dad (He’s her dad!) boogie woogie woogie
youthiswastedonme: Höyryjyrä: ([høyryjyræ], Finnish for “steamroller”): Finnish soldiers in World War II used this as a password, as only a native Finnish speaker could properly say this word, which contains the Finnish front vowels Ö, Y, and
The signs as things my dad has said to me
whatwecanfic: dimensionhoppingrose: No one will ever convince me that the Metacrisis isn’t a stay-at-home dad. No one can ever convince me that 9 isn’t a stay at home dad. Because reality is irrelevant to me when I’m talking about fiction.
sherlock-the-blogger:I’M SCREAMING THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AND CUTEST PHOTO TO EVER EXIST
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kaible: catbountry: zygoats: zygoats: a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the
deluxetrashboat: It upsets me when I hear people say “Garnet is the best mom!” ( Not because I don’t think Garnet is a good mom, she’s a fantastic mom) or when people say “Amethyst is the big sister, Pearl’s the mom, and Garnet is the dad.”
eatjeffbezos:imwithttheband:Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
unimportant: californhia: perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it
profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
taint3ed: courtroom-brown: weloveshortvideos: Cool dad Lmao obviouslychild this is me in the future like hell Lmao
lisasimpsonbookclub: Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I’ve always wished for creeping me out? Bart: I don’t know, cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy? Lisa: Point taken.
Requiem for a dream was the reason I never did drugs as teenager. I got caught drinking with my best friend and her dad made us watch it. It scared the living shit out of me. Watching it as an adult while smoking a bowl is the weirdest feeling
mibigdawg: Showing Biggums as the women compare their sizes, and the man speaking is the dad instructing his daughters with there mother. Comments welcome or email me at MIBigDawg@yahoo.com
glumshoe:My dad and I have not played chess since I was in third grade until just now, when we both forgot the rules and every strategy we ever knew and just chased each other’s kings around fruitlessly it was very on brand this reminds me of the time
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
the-vashta-nerada: I’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
stolenwhales: dance-hall-dyke: satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention
me and my dad on our way to get sushi earlier today. We’re watching Captain America right now and we got super pumped so we’re gonna grab a couple drinks and catch the 10:25 viewing of The Avengers. Nerding out with my dad is so fun.
adultinsect: joi getting an impromptu lil bday speech from her dad last night! happy birthday gorgeous i love you!!! I don’t even remember what he was saying but I’m sure it was amazing I love my dad
barbellblr: lepreax: WHO IS THE DAD? WHO IS THE SON? WHICH ONE OF Y’ALL GON LET ME LOVE YOU FIRST? Shiiiit… I’m serious?!
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
pussylipgloss: courtroom-brown: weloveshortvideos: Cool dad Lmao obviouslychild this is me in the future like hell this is so corny I’m screaming
royalsiblings: With Mom’s insomnia and Dad’s sleepwalking the downstairs bathroom is the only safe place for my brother and I to fulfill our fantasies.
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
my day is not going well - the dad has kept texting me even asking for pictures of me while I continue to ignore, the two shifts I asked for off I got so I’m missing my thanksgiving dinner and halloween, my period just started, it has begun to SNOW
i go into the kitchen and the first thing mom tells me is “your dad was watching Hetalia”
The fetish is all to blame for my bff’s dad in HS. What a bitch (jk jk she was for many other reasons tbh)(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻the minute he pretended to be my real dad n bailed me out of being arrested for stealing HANDCUFF earrings it was lust
fuckkait: rainspelled: kittenesque:(For non-US people who don’t know, FAFSA is the federal college financial aid stuff) According to my FAFSA, my dad is able to use half of his salary to pay for both me and my brother to be in college at the same
solosart: OK but consider this: AU where gem reproduction doesn’t suck and Rose is the crystal space rock queen and Steven is the prince.Steven is still half-human and everything, but he only knows about Earth from his dad’s stories (and music
mochekke: which is heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers
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