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997:me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else: GOD i can not STAND them
clarabeau: theyankeecandle: madame-vashtranerada: blackberrycreek: stepone: clarabeau: Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me? I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle. Past
ray-winters-sings: I know this is dumb but I honestly think I’m hilarious
awwwton: me:
gay4zayn: rihanna: abdasdbsadbjf weed nah nah nah sjdbfsbd cxcbxbvcxnv guh ner ner ner la da da me:
spookypiggies: Do not date me because I will go to your house just to steal one of your Dr Peppers
terraflarensfw: If you watch steven universe and have seen the new eps feel free to message me i have ideassss
smallpunkin: this gave me a boner
sanctferum: A masochist is someone who came out to get attacked and honestly is having such a good time right now
curse-of-curvess: If a girl stripped for me I’d probably die
honestly i don’t understand why people don’t consider mercy/zen combo esp when the enemy has a zarya or genji
me as a superhero
My kitten Bacon and I, relaxing before going to work.. Well, to be honest, I’ll go to work, she’ll stay in bed sleeping…
denimcatfish‘s recent angsty comic got me like
Me honestly right now. Fuck
Je me moi
ME^^^^ Honest to Fucking God..
Why is bondage so appealing to me, I just can’t help but want to do it. Or want him to want to do it.
cringing: i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me
perks of dating me
keshawood-deactivated20140918: “Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place. There’s irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I’ve listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often
vintagrunge: i wont get a card, nor a present… it’s just not something you do, but I’m writing this to remind you, i love you. birthdays, christmas, and anniversary’s aren’t something we normally celebrate… which honestly i’ve got to say:
There will never be anything better than The Unholy Trinity. Quote me on that.
skaterparadise: pardonmewhileipanic: willyciraptor: zoewashburne: drivedarlingdrive: #LITTLE TINY ONES #kristen pls I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY forever sorry to her that i let
passion: me on the first day of school
babeobaggins: she said this just for me
Honestly I just find this pic so inspiring like, do whatever, take risks, it’s die or die dude we all die when we die. Do what makes you die happiest.
nic0tine-kisses: Honestly wish I could take cancer or a terminal illness away from someone who actually wanted to live and give it to myself so they wouldn’t have to suffer.
averagefairy: *eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle
slangwang: i honestly dont mind the homestuck pauses/hiatuses because hussie is literally stalling the inevitable end of the comic and i am perfectly 100% okay with that
fr0g-princ3: doomed-prince: This is how to friendship i’m always super happy when i see this get more notes because this was honestly just a picture for a really close friend of mine and i didn’t expect to see it get so many notes
beanzinos: honestly
Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™
c-bassmeow: samsweetmilk: The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
Honestly contemplating taking a dick-pic in a bathroom stall.
leftinlastyear: actlikeghosts: Dowsing - ‘Gengar! Gengar! Gengar!’ [Live at Little Elephant] Fantastic stuff! I like this better than the recording honestly.
My grandad passed away peacefully yesterday morning, he was a wonderful man the kindest and most generous person, especially to his family nothing was too good for us! He held on for so long to see his grandchildren grow up! Honestly dont know what to
averagefairy: i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready
spring2000:this atmosphere/coloring reminds me of like waking up from a daytime nap and not knowing like what the date or year is
whitachi:The Queens of Comedy on the Commandments of Sex LAURA: That’s another commandment! Don’t be scared of my toys. SOMMORE: Involve food. I had somebody put some whipped cream on me. Honey is nice, too. ADELE: Well, I ain’t got
seedy: you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the
yourbiass:peetasallhehasleft:rory-williams: i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode NO BUT THIS STILL MAKES ME ANGRY
crunchier: *receives a text* person: hey! me: hey *person reads it but doesn’t reply*
heyyyci: pinkcookiedimples: Why natural hair products and weave be costin yo damn life insurance like I’m your sister we fam hook me up with that discount But really tho
chellzaintshit: glittergwapo: “After bobby shmurda made his ŪM bond” Can somebody tell me who he is so we can get married
unlimitedgoats: ryeloaf: *someone posts a long ass extra ass photo set of their own tweets* “Oh, don’t pay me any mind. I just went on a lil Twitter rant.” alternatively:“I was droppin all kinds of truth on Twitter today”0 favs, 0 retweets
quickweaves: help me
geek-ramblings: bravinto: stteve: bucky: *punches someone off of a 10 story high stairwell* bucky: ok technically gravity killed him not me bucky: my lawyer matt murdock says it’s ok Bucky: Fandom:
honestly one of the best places on campus is the parking lot because my car is there and I like to jam out really loudly with the AC blasted by myself
If you ate my pussy please don't ever try to disrespect me. Homie I fed you.
jazeth: me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up
nintndo: honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes
cosmic-noir: Honestly.
bisexualbertmccracken: person: why are you so kinky me: im traumatized
zayniepaynie: i honestly really want to be zayn’s best friend and get the privilege to being in his life as someone he trusts and cares about who he can sit and talk about nothing and everything with. like i want to be someone he goes to when he needs
The day I rob a bank is the first day of my life as an honest man.
carbohydratequeen: i’m the lead presenter in my group project today & honestly i’m not even nervous bc my hair looks AMAZING (via Tumbling)
Honestly all I want for my birthday are the cute Halloween string lights (the ghosts and pumpkins and stuff) at Walmart and a venti pumpkin spice frappucino
michaelsputa: WHY DO I LOVE YOU WHEN ALL YOU DO IS NOT LOVE ME BACK?