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Trust me when I say I’m WAY ahead of you Mr. Owl.
… the priorities seem pretty realistic to me. *shrug*
Truly… this applies to me.
Ya… you KNOW this is gonna be me in 40-50 years. You KNOW it.
…………… never before have four cells made me so happy…. XD
PLEASE tell me this isn’t a real thing…. I’m afraid…
Every one except the one in the lower right would be uncomfortable as fuck to me….
…. I had to post this. HAD TO. Don’t judge me…. >_>
lmao I am mildly ashamed that this never occured to me…
Jesus fuck…. ow. Also… am I the only person who doesn’t give a shit how flexible a woman is? Lack of flexibility impedes me penetrating them not at all…
No… no I don’t… in fact I’m trying to decide which version leaves me the most flaccid….
Indeed. Everyone should fuck me. =)
=O They made a bible for me!
Ha. This so worked on me…
Woman logic never fails to amaze me with its complete inanity… >_>
…. where the fuck are my royalties? I swear to the Gods I see so many tshirts that HAVE to be based on me….
I say that all the time… People tell me “Good morning.” and I just say “… Its morning anyways…” >_>
… lol… Rubber bands hurt okay? And my friend is farrr more likely to shoot one at me than a gun… ^_^
This is SO me for the next two days.
lmao Pretty much the gist of what I think every time this happens. Like fuck… you think its me effing dream to be TECH support? I need money, fuck off you poser bitch mother fucker. XD
It frightens me that this sign is necessary…
lmao…. It took me 30 seconds to fully appreciate this, then I spent another 30 laughing. =)
lmao…. Send me a picture of your KNOB? Is he sexting a 13yo…?
lmao…. Fuck. I want her to adopt me.
lmao Too me a sec to even get this… but when I did… giggles ensued… >_>
Huh… I guess it is impressive. That never really occurred to me.
….. I find this semi legitimate… which worries me… >_>
lol I’m glad female sexism is starting to be pointed out more. Been bugging me for like a decade. Only in the last year have I seen things like this. ^ I mean I’ve been pointing shit out like this for years. I’m kind of a pioneer for
Heh. Save me a seat friend.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Oh word puns… you slay me.
This made me laugh WAY too much…
Don’t judge me… I had to post this… had to.
I swear to god Tink… yer gonna give me a boner bigger than you…
lol That last frame SLAYS me…
This disturbs me greatly…
Ya… happens to me all the time…
…. *resists*…… *resists*…. This picture….. *RESISTS*…. makes me….. *strangled gasp of effort…* HORNY! XD
lmao…… That would make me fucking NERVOUS….
Automatic love… if that happened to me for reals…
Ya…. you’ve convinced me…
lol Why can’t I meet cool people like this on Omegle? I just meet giggly teen girls who annoy me or penis. Thats about it… =_=
……. *goes to stick his thumb out until this happens…* Call the cops if you don’t hear from me for a couple weeks…
…. please tell me women and gay men don’t actually have this thought… lol… That seems like a gross thought to have. Hahahaha.
…… got me.
…….. like honestly. Its shit like this that makes me struggle to be an egalitarian some times… lmao
…. ya that ruined Mickey for me for sure….
Im a little worried that this turns me on so much…
You had me at 1.
This is actually pretty accurate. And thanks for wanting to fuck me three times.
…. teach me.
Omg… takes me back… <3
…. I would make you cum 5 times before I ever took care of myself if you said that to me… yer a doll. xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox ***Disclaimer: I didnt screenshot fuck all. Got this off a website. Shut the fuck up in advance thanks. ;)
…. Safe to say this movie will never be even remotely scary/creepy to me ever again…
…. dude… company picnic with an Office Space moment… FUCKING HIRE ME.
…… this gif makes me want to try this SO incredibly bad…
… this makes me laugh a lot for some reason. Heh.
Ah logic. <3 Honestly… it fucking pisses me off when people who are overweight call themselves curvy. Look. Weight has NOTHING to do with being curvy. Its hips and tits people. I’ve seen curvy women who are like…
…. from what I’ve seen… dumb men with tans, muscles and accessories… generally have this technique. Makes me pity the women all the more. =D
Sigh. This makes me so happy.
Not even going to question why this turns me on…
