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pancakiest: drunk makeouts, now with extremely lazy colouring don’t look at meeeee
fyeahlilbit3point0: If you ever question why I love New York, I just went into a deli at 10:15 at night and found a drunk man in a Eli Manning jersey loudly complaining about Emperor Napoleon to the cashier.
lissabunnyx: Alright Im getting on cam, come buy my smut and get me drunk
natural–blues: blogtimevortex3: Damnnnnn 😂 tennant, stop looking at me like that😳
oylmpians: “UPDATE - BREAKING NEWS - JUST IN - NEW -” me:
chapdietostie: pizzamattersnotyouropinion: campwolfes: heeeeeelp Me drunk at Christmas dinner
pyroluminescence: Sometimes I want to crawl onto someone’s lap and purr at them except I’m not a cat and this bothers me a lot
artandemptypasts: There’s a difference between being shy and being an introvert—and though I’m not quite sure which one I am, it’d really help if you just tried to not shun me for it. I promise, I get better with time.
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
but l,ets talk abut that keyring [okemon I never knoew that ther would be a pokemon that was a set of keys and itreall makes me feel weird about litwick and pikachu
I feel like im that friend that everyone uses when they need someone to listen to them. Be it either sober drunk sad happy etc. But when ever I speak I’m that annoying friend who should just not say anything. I’m the perfect listener but
That drunk bathroom selfie though! #hadablast #welcometothenewyear
jsantagato: Me drunk
syntactition: eleanorputyourbootsbackon: solobagginses: depressed-dudewitch: We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡ Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin William Blake wrote this I had to return my ticket to see the Avengers tonight because of a
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: …to me it is. And it’s been a long time, too. I’m a frustrated man. And Lust is the perfect naaaaame. Hopeless. You’re fuckin hopeless, Havoc. If you think
Due to drinking more than half of the large bottle of wine my mother just went outside singing ‘talk dirty to me’ to the dog. I’m also rather tipsy and Sue and I came to the laughing agreement that if a cop showed up, we’re going
evilfriends: beanerofficial: o1w1o: girlsgraveyard: richrie: the dead silent crowd makes this 10x scarier this is the most ugly thing i think ive ever godamn seen This is me drunk and rambling about some shit at 3 am in the alley why does she
mikeyaj: Just an old one of me drunk lol
meghanmclovin: If you’re ever curious about how I feel about you get me drunk
gggsus:ME DRUNK AF >
twerkswithwolves:This is me drunk at an Italian restaurant. A couple hours later I was dancing like a hussy to anaconda. Exactly the opposite of what my post surgery instructions said to do.
freshtopher:#me #drunk
mildredfierce: Hi me drunk 👍🏼
sharkmagician: don’t let me near alcohol
awful-critter: A couple of watercolors and a filler image of me drunk and falling down
fatallyneon:“Coffee? Could I order brandy instead? I’m much more open and freer if you get me drunk.”
impactings:take me drunk i’m home
Anonymously ask me "Would you..?"
Every Friday night i get chatted up by some drunk person stumbling into my back seat.
lewterran269: flowers-warm-winds: thegoldendemigoddess: Here’s a video of me drunk dancing in a forever 21 in Vegas 😝 Yaaaaaaaas Wow, is all I have to say! Mmmmmm! 😍😍
fonzworthcutlass:me drunk in the club bathroom mirror
arabperspective: Here’s a selfie & some ass on this beautiful Sunday. 😇 Had a delicious brunch, and my waiter got me drunk with free mimosas & I drunkenly agreed to let him eat my ass tonight. 😂 Happy Sunday everyone! So HAWT😈
Waiting for my bus back to New Bedford. Getting drunk. Nbd
Silly Daddy with a shop vac
I can handle my whiskey but holyt fuvks when you give me rum I turn into a pile of gigggleas
solobagginses: depressed-dudewitch: We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡ Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin
reattachment: If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.
A Drunk Mouth Speaks A Sober Mind
henny-oh-henny: pizzamattersnotyouropinion: campwolfes: heeeeeelp Me drunk at Christmas dinner This cast is iconic
here’s a selfie from last week before i got drunk and cracked my ribs x
I’m tipsy. Someone come fuck me.
meghanmclovin:If you’re ever curious about how I feel about you get me drunk
septbouquetmika: Tumblr shirts KING 01 QUEEN 01 NORMAL IS BORING TAKE ME DRUNK, I ‘M HOME NEED MORE SLEEP OUT OF THIS WORLD YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US THE 1975 DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP. I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON
claraosmin: chvrrylips: turtleneckmom: mvths: combusken: grantaive: missblurryface:add up the things you’ve done and the total with be your title.1. had sex: บ.00 2. smoked: ū.003. got drunk: ů.004. went skinny dipping: ŭ.005. kissed someone
nellymirikitani: kellymagovern:English Bulldog puppy loves his new bed [x]this was me drunk one night in 2007. i jumped on the bed and flew off it getting stuck between it and the wall naked. just like this puppy.
Quantas vezes você segurou o choro porque não queria que soubessem o seu estado? Drunk Dreams.
dips-go-home-ur-drunk: datadonald: What if for summons instead of Disney characters Sora can summon his other selves like Roxas, Xion, and Ventus nO BUT THINK ABOUT IT LIKE SORA SUMMONS XION AND THE ENEMIES ATTACKING FORGET WHY THEY’RE ATTACKING
weiweipon: another drunk gavin comic because it’s that much fun to draw [x]
chronokid: I made this last night because of my love of Tali and Bioshock. Drunk Tali is Best Tali.
Idk I’m drunkand likepobably not gonna fishin thisbut likeit’s about this girl I knew in high school who was always pretties and more poerfect than me and was justall around #goalsidk
sonsandbrothersusa: Dad got me drunk last night cause he found out that I broke up with my girlfriend. What can I say, she never put out. So dad took it upon himself to make sure I got a hot fuck that night.
blonddnamedhandz: solobagginses: depressed-dudewitch: We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡ Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin @spiritspodcast
Someone get me drunk out of my mind
prayfuckdie: ..but if you get me drunk enough.. maybe.. ;o)
sexywetcock: haydenssissysubbottomplaypen: Yes Daddy I will smile for the camera. I am your stupid whore. Your cum makes me drunk and dumb! More please! Very HOTT
arabperspective: Here’s a selfie & some ass on this beautiful Sunday. 😇 Had a delicious brunch, and my waiter got me drunk with free mimosas & I drunkenly agreed to let him eat my ass tonight. 😂 Happy Sunday everyone!
emcxnt:How to get me drunk without alcohol.