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“We went on a roadtrip with my parents, and we went to this church that had a Saint, that was supposed to do a lot of miracles (…) I put my hands in the holy water and went ‘Please Jesus, give me some boobs!’”Thank you Jesus.
“Daddy… This bandeau used to be a perfect fit and now look at it… My boobs are spilling out everywhere! I guess you were right - those massages really do work…. Daddy? Can you please make me bigger?” Submission by itschocolatecandy -
sfmpestilence: Max Warren NTR (Animated loop with sound)Had some dark whispers from someone who compelled me to experiment with the NTR genre. I expect I might do an escalation of this particular scenario at some point.Mega Download (720p) Great
Never felt so good in my life! After all that shit you made me do…all night long? Hell YES, I wanna be hypnotized again!!
I’m really sad and all I can do is draw this shit to make me feel better I guess.
Ok, I gotta go do that stressful thing now so wish me luck. Everything will probably be fine but I could use good vibes if you’re willing to share themThanks for goofing around with me this morning gabbing about cherries and stuff, it was silly
Folks, I am old and I am tired. I have numerous real life things that are draining me and I just plain do not have the energy to get involved with every problem or bad thing that happens. I’m sorry, I wish I could but its hard enough to keep my head
I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”
I can’t put too much pressure on my abdomen (it’ll either be extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful, depending on how I’m doing at the time) which means I can’t let my dogs lay on me (since they’re both almost 80lbs)
I gotta do something kinda difficult for me today so wish me luck
inkays: me: i dont really see the point in anime figurines?? i mean what purpose do they even serve other than to just sit there and collect du- *sees figure of fav character* me: holy shit
i forgot that space dandy is over and frick what is a person with no social life supposed to do on saturdays now.
I really do like it when people tell me about themselves. It doesn’t matter what, it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. I like knowing about people, in a way, it makes me feel like they trust
After all this, it hits me once again. It sucks. I try so hard but nothing good ever happens. And when I stop trying and let faith do it’s thing, nothing changes the outcome. I’ve gotten close but there’s always a twist. And eventually those twists
theblacktroymcclure: kngshxt:deehenn:Never in my life … 😩 This is DEADASS the realest post on this site What do we say to the pussy in this situation? “Not today.” So it’s not just me…
corbeezyyy: fierceblackwomen: aalante: naaraixo: kill-samurai: !!!!!!!!!!! When you have 2 jobs and still broke ^ when 99% of your life is spent working but you’re still broke @crime-she-typed us When you have two good-paying jobs, your wife
Dear Tumblr, My life has been spiraling out of control. I don’t know what do anymore. I always look at myself in the mirror and judge. Im fat and I know it. Im ugly and i know it. Im stupid and i know it. For every note this get’s I promise to loose
conservatarian-megaman: please-dont-drop-the-mic: screwthisnaming: badfoodnetworkpuns: Me doing anything FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life The definition of optimistic pessimism me
warchiefgrommash:World of Warcraft means a lot to me. I spend so much time on it and so many people tell me my life is wasting away and I could be doing something more productive with my free time, but they don’t understand that this free time is spent
This tag line from the London Olympics inspired me to inspire those around me. In life we all want what is best and we all want to succeed and I think these games did just that. They inspired a generation of young people to do the impossible in a time
When i don’t get questions i feel like I’m my followers mom, like they never come visit and say hi. Like what shitty followers do i have. It took me 5 seconds to post that picturesque picture and THIS is what i get in return? Spoiled selfish
Okay I lie.As soon as I lay down I became wide awake. So maybe putting together a queue will make me tired.
dragonnova: it-all-started-with-amouse: stephduke-in-disney: Words of wisdom from Walt. This quote will get me through fall applications. This quote has got me through life Do you know how very important this quote is? This is advice to take, from
riseofthecommonwoodpile: This tiny man inspires me. He has pride, charisma, and joie de vivre. He’s going places in life. We should all strive to do the same.
traps-are-my-life: “just hurry and stick it in me ready. I need to cum really badly and your dick is the only thing that’ll make me do so!”
hanneflute: zenpencils: James Rhodes - Is that not worth exploring? This made me cry a little. The number of people who tell me they used to play the flute but that they weren’t ‘talented’ enough or they gave it up to, you know, do life… This
contem-1-drama: Mô vem cá? Vem sussurrar todas aquelas palavras que me deixa completamente boba aqui pertinho do meu ouvido… (mysecond-life)
seriousjones: gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options? me:
grizzlyhills: flightcub: interretialia: life-of-a-latin-student: ratwithoutwings: i’m so upset I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!! I can’t
brolinapproved: rawdibunu: phantasmsystem: armadillo: its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager oh my god No it doesn’t don’t put this kind of pressure on people?? you can absolutely fuck up in your teen years
cuttlefishculler: sinbadism: pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding
artcoven: sometimes ya Gotta realise its time to stop beating yaself up about not being ‘successful’ or in some sun-kissed glittery ‘best days of your life’ state of euphoria rn. u are doing your best
studypetals: master-elder-fiber: the-good-lemon: beanarie: raeseddon: elvenclub: roane72: geekyangie: brolinapproved: rawdibunu: phantasmsystem: armadillo: its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager oh
averagefairy: i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier
tinykittenfist: I need more supportive, kind, artistic girls in my life who will fiercely protect me and hope for my success and will let me do the same for them
I’m so tired of this. You say I don’t talk to you and it’s ture because every time I do you aren’t listening to me you don’t hear anything I say. Why should I love someone who doesn’t make me feel loved.
akaashie: me: *drawing*me: i have no idea what the fuck i’m doingme: *finishes drawing*person: woah how did you do thatme: i have no fucking idea
no-pares-hasta-alcanzarlo: do-not-wake-meup: open-your-mind-and-see-like-me: dream-oncalifornication: holiholoholahoooole: :O por la mierda :O esta wea me traumó yo lo encuentro tan hermoso♥ yo no lo encuentro hermoso, esa nunca es la solución,
dicks4tmywind0w: no, thank YOU. thank YOU for being there when no one else was. thank YOU for making me laugh when I felt like crying. thank YOU for stopping me do things that I would come to regret thank YOU for saving my life.
hollroden: I can’t wait for something crazy to fucking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to fuck me over! Do you know what I mean?
legendarilyinvisible: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
averagefairy:i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier
Listening to Phoenix reminds me of second semester Freshman year. You were everything in a way. Things were so good. We had the next 4 years ahead of us. My grades were really good. We hung out every day, with endless time. Running miles everyday with
Okay I never realized it, but the past few days have made me confirm my serious commitment issues. Like damn. Now I know why it was so hard for me to commit to my job. And to quit doing things that I did for so long like piano and even Kumon, which I
date: I spend half of my life being lonely and the other half wishing people would just stop talking to me. do you feel me?
infusing: pink-pale: letskissalittle: d-ivum: If a girl did this to me i would kiss her and make it the most passionate moment then any other moment in her life, and deeper in love she and i would fall ^omg I will try that now…. i do this
wordsthat-speak: “Surely, there were others like me, born without an inkling of direction. The wanderers, the amblers, the dabblers, united by our purposeless mantra—I have no idea what to do with my life.” — Coffeehouse Angels (Suzanne Selfors)
yesterday darfin was very touchy and wanting me and I was being a jerk and teasing him because we couldnt do anything but everytime he tried to stop he would end up looking down my shirt or grabbing my ass so I decided to be nice and just go about life
my friends on tumblr, my friends in life, my friends that I haven’t met yet– it makes me so sad and feel awful when I see my friends in pain, especially when I can do literally nothing to help them. if any of my friends (you know who you
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
ps if you’re friends with fucked up people delete them out cha life because anything anybody else has to say about it is irrelevant as fuckkkkkkkk
supnoah: I regret opening up to some people and it just bugs me knowing there’s a few out there who didn’t even deserve to know me like that but do
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
evsbniiice: Fuck me so good that I pass out on your chest afterwards. Then wake me up to do it all over again and again and again.
ken-nuh-dee:babyphatjeans: do i actually like this nigga or am i loving the attention he gives me: a memoir by me my life
flamingheadphones: Feminist Brain: This show is full of powerful female role models and contains almost a majority of positive queer romances. It’s a win for women and the LGBT community.Lesbian Brain: powerful pretty women please punch me in the throat
beardtv: me everyday doing life me at work
If you find someone’s personal profile that you know ~in real life~ and either A) shame them for the content or B) tell others when you have no business doing that, you are the LOWEST kind of person when it comes to social norms. So it’s totally fine
