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I’m not going as a character for Halloween. I honestly just want to dress cute but used. Maybe I can get @shanedog09 to give me a bloody lip. I just want to be big eyes and bloody lips.
qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me
controlledeuphoria:meanfaggot: Paris: “yah” Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
alrightevans: person: i know lets have a harry potter quiz!!!!! what year did the battle of hogwarts take place!?me: 1998! my turn! How well do you believe Sirius Black was equipped to be a parental figure to Harry during books 4 an 5, and to what extent
I bought this unusual necklace because it reminds me of someone special. I wore it on my very last day of work today and everything went smoothly. I’m so glad to be done with my shitty job and I’m looking forward to 2020.
Physically and emotionally, I feel like I got hit by a train. Today I received my ultrasounds from the hospital and my friend bought me flowers. I’m trying really hard to be okay.
Tell me if you like your lady in my color, Can I be your type, yeah?
I want to be the best… #pokemon #me #halloween
Me Being Me
machines-of-radiant-design: bootyaficionado: snapchatting: this is very important RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.
i want to be with someone who can sing the entire local native’s gorilla manor album with me.
if my boyfriend don’t smoke paq like me, he prolly won’t be my boyfriend for long. sad sad ugly truth. it hurts.
This is me. Prepping my resume for the (potentially) 6 interviews I have tomorrow with PwC, E&Y, KPMG, Deloitte, American Express and Grant Thorton. After the 3-4 hour trip back to Binghamton with my wonderful Big that will be interviewing also. And
Me and this sexy bitch took over nye
Me finding you attractive is one thing. Me being excited to hear from you and always wanting you around is another...
foodchewer: if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
It’s so goddamn frustrating when people won’t agree with me about being a horrible person.
lushlorn: tigridie: ivour: dandeliea: caraize: relusting: elaphant: “I eat flowers, because you are what you eat, and I want to be beautiful.” love indie/vintage you have no idea how long it took me to find this picture with the
kirigirei: i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
swoobats: my parents can be so childish and petty sometimes gosh it makes me so so so angry i cant wait to move out of here
I’ve been sad a lot lately so I wore my flower crown to school and halfway through my first period I was breaking dress code because it could be considered “head gear”. I passed by the lady that once almost sent me to ISS for wearing
tightvaginas: if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
neongenesisevangaylion: i have spent a real long time worrying about how my life isn’t dramatic enough for me to be a writer instead of savoring the years i have without the anxieties and grief of the mature adult world
distractful:excuse me for being dead inside
freshprinceprs:somewherinneverland:rainashizas: meloetta: stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me Stage
hempkitty:can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
pastelastrology: me trying to be optimistic
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autumnablaze: I am such an Autumn person. Give me a quiet, cozy spot with a simple view of gorgeous trees with colorful leaves on a crisp September day, fuzzy socks, a warm drink, and a good book and I will be in all my glory.
jessdrawz: Does anyone else have this terrible, nagging feeling that you should be drawing 24/7? Or is that just me???
sachimo: i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
remyripple: i want to be scarier than the things that scare me
orlandobloomers: me: stop being racist please family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
hate: is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time
deathgripsforcutie: tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon me: what is this tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh
kateordie: dexbonus: phantasmalfawn: i can’t wait til 50 years from now when there’s gonna be grandmas with china cabinets full of anime figures me Everyone I know
possiblybpd: loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry
madeoflesbians: me waiting for new episode dates to be announced
skyl3r-f3lts: really just wanna be held for a couple hours ya know
nickfuckface: parents: “u should be more active”me:
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
anaukin: someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you. me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool
keishanoocole: born-to-be-the-best: This describes me almost every morning before school. 😂😂😂 deadasss
stairwaytodatass: Sometimes I think I’m really cool but then I remember that I want a fictional character to be my boyfriend
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
pink-natural: Farmers: What is she doin’ out there? Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
attencionn: person: what’s wrong? you suddenly got all quietme: idk lolperson: you MUST know what’s wrong!! there HAS to be something!!me: listen buddy,
Me @ sgt hatred in S5 E2 (or just. anywhere)
Don’t be a skinny dude riding the metro w/o long johns on 😷😨💀🔫 #me (Taken with instagram)
Me Being Me. My fantasy land.
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