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tankenabard: kmckayhi: Corny jokes will be the death of me “And they’d both like to give you some feedback”
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saturnine-powerbomb:hexpress: aupamplemousse: Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™ Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker. me n my friends are homos and we’re like
thai-red-curry: When you talking nasty to me, be more graphic than poetic. I like that raw shit and I reciprocate. That corniness is for the birds.
kernjosh: when i took one self portrait per day for a few weeks in december. sorry for being too.. corny but i have too many of them and they make me too happy
Ugh now I just really want to write Rhodey/Steve rom com-style fic with Tony as their best friend baggage.
moral-event-horizon: @captainfancyhat commissioned Pearl and Ame getting human married– I used Opal’s color palette for the tuxes because you can never be too corny! :) Please commission me– I got medical bills to pay and I need to replace my car
sexynakedblackguy: thai-red-curry: When you talking nasty to me, be more graphic than poetic. I like that raw shit and I reciprocate. That corniness is for the birds. #facts
I need my OG who just broke up with his girl of two years so he could go be a corny ass, almost 60yo player to see this shit cause he striking out chasing these new chicks while his girl heartbroken over his corny ass. Talking bout “she smothers
tankenabard: kmckayhi: Corny jokes will be the death of me “And they’d both like to give you some feedback”
misconceivedlyricist: KELLEY Y U NO TELL ME U RE-BLOG THE POEM. Those were my corny poem days… I’ll be posting some “good” ones up soon… Y SHOULD I TELL U
oooh-gurl: colormetamu: can i be corny real quick ? Such a look👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🌸🔥 Um excuse me how dare you do this to me
Soo that kid I’ve been seeing? Things have become official and its weirdd to be back in a relationship. But he’s so, so amazing. Its insane. For once its not just me saying the sweet corny things. Amd hes really smart. And amazing in bed.
pure:pure:alright the US Army is tryna be hip with kids on social media by posting corny memes and acting like weebs and it’s upsetting me and my homegirls. imagine being recruited into the wackest terrorist group on earth with no swag dressing up in
justfortheheart: 06: “Honestly, it makes me so happy that God gave me people in my life that let me be as weird as I can get. People that enjoy my dark humor and my corny jokes (and my Teletubby costume :D).People that know I hate exercising but still
lexxx-x0: Ok this is too corny for me but I’ve always wanted to be proposed to over looking a big city at night
dovelani: virgogirl: dovelani: what are your kinks this is kinda Out There.. but…. love and support from people who love me as much i love them corny…anyways I wanna be choked
rvancoogler:Cant believe that by 2048 tom holland will be typecast for action movies & my grandkids will think hes vaguely charming but corny & only my generation will remember the momentous cultural shift that occurred the moment he stepped out
I’m such a hopeless romantic. But future guy, I’ll be sure to be corny & set up cute places like this. Just don’t dump me after :’).
guccimanesbartchain: tiddyasshandsintheair: ganjflavoredcleats: trillogwithbonuscrack: This speaks to me. Right fucking now! Shit My new excuse for not texting back on time. Love yourself. Go outside. Stop being corny as fuck.
littlee-akumaa-deactivated20221:some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.
Happy 18th to this awesome girl!! @julsnguyen thanks for being the most annoying, lame and blondest friend ever!!! Love you!! (your corny cute birthday message will arrive with your gift 😉)
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
I feel so lucky to be loved by you. I’m sorry for how corny this is but when I stop and think of the way you are, the way you treat me, the things you do, I just can’t believe how lucky I am to be with you. You are too good for your own good.
898: some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion
I’m gonna try to win you with this little corny mumble , if you hear it, it’s delicious ,as you can see I’m also humble. I can be sweet if you let me; the way you blush, so damn sexy.. Let me distract you from all of your depression; I want to
