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jesuschristvevo: *drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*

thesolitaryfaery: *remembers literally anything at all*nnnno

urgentcum: fuck capitalism! *goes shopping*

*makes a list of shit i need to do instead of doing it*

flickerman: woluf said: *proposes*

piratequeenintraining: College students only have 2 levels of stress: 1) I don’t give a fuck 2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS There is no in between.

meadowkitten: *points to ur lap* is this seat taken

sexy grandma fight snakes with fists - YouTube

drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

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Even Artichokes Have Hearts

dewgongo: *squeezes own ass* nice

waspabi: “i like a girl with no makeup” yeah well i like a boy with no opinions so i guess we’re both disappointed

shipsnamedenterprise: *planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

goatmeats: *watches a mother and her baby at the store* *smiles gently* i cant wait to absolutely never have one of those things

pleasurewithpressure: MEEEEEE

shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don't speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it's nothing but intense love.

vodkapapii: I don’t wanna seem “down to earth” I’m tryna hit deep space boo

all smiles here

frostlawyer: Things I Should Be Doing so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing any of that

pajamaben: *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

*accidentally is a bitch*

my new look: healthy hoe, reads more books and eats more fruit than u, goes outside

zee: [texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

wine from a box

dunflower:the problem with procrastination is that it’s so comforting. While also totally anxiety-inducing, the act of avoidance and doing nothing productive is so dangerously soothing

dragonpajamas:*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*

ig: skypewilliams

smolmzd: things i’m bad at: eye contact expressing feelings making decisions telling someone what i want explaining why i act a certain way getting motivated to do stuff knowing what i want paying attention to people

It's Time I Become My Own Hero

fictionalphina: *intentionally turns on airplane mode*

cactsus: i literally don’t even wanna be a hoe i love hoe culture but i am simply an ally

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it: hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

infinitiy: i am a HOE for pens/notebooks/highlighters/pencils/school supply shit

internetexplorers: *puts on my bitch face and walks like a stuck up in public to mask my anxiety*

audreyheckburn: cute first date ideas: investigating paranormal cases across the united states and uncovering a major government conspiracy to hide the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials

capuletcas: *starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

fantasy-galaxy: Tips on how to get a good sleep at night. Peppermint tea, or chamomile. (Whichever you prefer) 7 blunts smoked one after the other.

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