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“Hey Erin, is your tongue pierced?”I don’t know why but I get asked this about 5 times a day, but yes, yes it is, and to answer your next question, yes apparently it feels amazing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)My Tumblr / My Private Blog
stannisbaratheon: Djimon Hounsou for Calvin Klein, March 2007. Apparently he recently split with his wife, Kimora Lee Simmons, and is now single…… any takers?
hachidraws: and on that fateful day, the pizza delivery boy had a crude reminder of just how seriously Connie takes his bets (psst, pizza delivery boy was Bertl, you’re welcome) SO apparently it’s a special lil’ somebody’s birthday today *squints
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I’m a couple of days late for a Halloween post but hey!! Happy Halloween!Cat Noir’s been poppin up on my twitter feed lately (IM LOOKING AT U, ELI) and I got so curious I looked him up?? Apparently Eren’s VA is gonna be Cat Noir’s VA in Tales
Tabitha @ X-Art. She’s amazingly beautiful and she’s done a sex video with her boyfriend. Apparently it’s the only one she is doing. Mmmh, slippery slopes and all that. Anyway I’m starting to feel a bit jealous that I don’t
You. Me. Bed. Now. || arkytiorthebadwolf
Wet t-shirts aren’t a bad look apparently
seedy: guccier: scoutingleijon: panickyintheuk: panasonicyouth: kimcrow: lord—loldemort: tophatkurt: homemadedarkmark: teppelin: This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment. WHY WOULD ANYONE
digifreaks: Persona X Detective : Naoto From Persona Magazine Vol 2. Ok, so there’s apparently a spin-off novel of Persona 4, based on Naoto. Aka Naoto is main character. Takes place 1 year after the events of Persona 4, when Naoto is in her final
wejourneyinsidemymind: tinyfistsofdoom: Tiny’s kind of humor! I laughed so hard my family asked what I was reading. When I shared they just stared at me. Apparently I’m the nerd of the house!
onedirection-damnthoseboys: People: Why do you ship Narry? There isn’t anything going on between them. Me: Apparently you need glasses because you can’t see the things i see!
breathplay kink suggestion - with some roughness thrown in…(I’m sorry but Peri is into it apparently)
So apparently I have a fucking daddy kink
(sorta off topic. but apparently moss bought old xian and tan jiu each a condo in his building. source is their weibo)
ksuriuri: WELL….since I just got a donation for Overwatch (ILU <3)….guess who’s gonna be playing it? Apparently I am VERY BAD XD(is there an option to change the text’s color? cuz I cannot see shit in there)So far did the training, I
hey! This is a heads up since I plan to make time to draw again soon, and when I draw I inevitably draw porn, lmao. So.THIS IS MY NSFW BLOG.It’s for me. I’m not drawing stuff I think other people will enjoy; this is my extremely self-indulgent porn,
I made her when I was a kid.If you think she’s creepy already; you ain’t seen nothin yet.Apparently, I thought she needed a butt crack… For some reason.Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why I wrote steamy unicorn on her back.It&rsq
cynegetic: Apparently thick thighs save lives They sure do, saxonviolets :)
Giving a new blog aesthetic a try with a new picture and new colors! It looks weird to me rn but I’ll prolly get used to it soon.
“Eleftheria in Bed,” 2018Find this special series of my shoot in Athens, Greece and all my other uncensored photo sets only on my Patreon!-Find me on PATREON and INSTAGRAM
“Graytone,” 2018Find this special series of Jesslyn and all my uncensored photo sets only on my Patreon!-Find me on PATREON and INSTAGRAM
drankinwatahmelin: thiccthompson: imnonbinary: phd-bitch: YALL YALLL YALL so apparently guys call girls the second she gives them her number to make sure its the right one when the fuck did this start happening? like i saw it happen last night and
So apparently making an honest point that you don’t enjoy what someone posts to apologize for unfollowing them counts as being an attention seeking asshole, GG tumblr gg
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
luxwing: npc016: Apparently Zarya is based on a Blizzard employee called Tamara Bakhlycheva. I am not ok. is she single tho
maxiesatanofficial: dracenines: OK so apparently a bunch of people with throwaway email accounts have been going around and submitting a music video from some underground garage band to people (the band has already said they’re not the ones doing
yeah uhh ped/o/s don’t fucking tag me? fuck off and die instead thanks k bye
tittytron: family: *says something incredibly racist* me: thats racist family: wow that is really offensive calm down and stop attacking people please your radical liberal beliefs are tearing this family apart
lazei-artist:A picture of Bowsette farting on Mario. Did this back when Bowsette was a thing and this was the picture that got me apparently suspended from DA. Had it on my patreon for a while now, but seeing as I’m open to posting Nintendo stuff again
surfacage: anon requested mikasa or levi in a suit. naturally i couldnt stop so uh the mafia AU where the ackerman family is trying to capture police officer eren because he apparently regenerates or something. mikasa, having just been inducted into
So APPARENTLY I’m not eligible for health coverage through my employer for THE FIRST 90 DAYS of going full-time! Oh, and I can’t see the prices or options until AFTER that 90-day period. Isn’t that lovely?So, what’s a girl to do? Apply for
fromgeek2sleek: fatmaninalittlesuit: lady-fett: I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me. APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!? I am doing this from now on. Fellas
heads up guys, tumblr is apparently turning safe mode on without telling you so if that’s not what you want you should check your settings maybe
So apparently I get around? Idk. I never fucking do anything with anyone nor do I care to try because I’m just here to dance and drink and then BAM I get laid. And I’m just like woah where did this come from. I don’t even know how I
Happy Thong/Thigh High Thursday from us. Apparently, my dogs wanted to say hi too. It isn’t quite a thong shot, but I thought that it was close enough and wanted to post it. ;) If you are so inclined, CLICK HERE to get your thong or thigh
frickfrackitschloe: broadstripes-and-brightstars: goddessoframdomness: preachthepowerchord: nikktheconqueerer: are you fucking kidding me apparently america is not readygive us a gay princess anyway not just a gay princess, a gay everything, give
So I was always like hmm..my old suitemate COULD have deleted her fb, or just blocked me Apparently she blocked me since we moved out. That’s just so sad and pathetic. Do you really think I would care enough to look at your Facebook and try and
You guys apparently like my face 😅
midicontroller: shrinkrays: shrinkrays: a lot of horror portrays kids playing pretend (or even just playing in general) as something creepy which is really funny to me apparently having fun is scary kid in a horror movie: want to PLAY??? me as a
hey-sass-butt: i-am-the-ka-rohl: death-limes: vondell-txt: http://www.mafa.com/Frozen-Anna-Brain-Surgery ???? okay i played this and it is a fucking adventure lemme tell you apparently MRI’s exist in 1800’s Norway????? you shave her fucking head
radical-as-fuhk: shoutout to all my mentally ill people with memory issues who are shouted at and told they’re lazy and disrespectful for not doing things when/how they’re told to because they forgot because apparently that just isnt an appropriate
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
Admitted to my friend that i don’t like going out of an evening with a big group of people because it makes me anxious and i now feel even worse than when i made up random excuses every time she invited me out (like, embarrassed rather than guilty)
nwfur: nwfur: Was gifted a lovely Nasty Pig jock from my wish list by a great friend. Early birthday present to me! Apparently you guys like me in a jockstrap. 😅
flaccidaffairs: im-still-big-redd: cumberbatchaddictsanonymous: cheekbonefanclub: C R A P F U C K I’m sure this wasn’t meant to turn people on, but I didn’t let that stop me, apparently. OK! Wow! This is hot. I want him to man-handle me.
filthylittlefuckingslut: I told my brother that if I ever passed out during one of his parties, he and his friends had my permission to do what they wanted with me.Apparently, they frequently took me up on my offer.Once I woke up with dicks poking around
sushinfood: goofle: She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently okay this one made me laugh
lil me was apparently always high and sick of your shit
cummbunny: lil me was apparently always high and sick of your shit
L.m.a.o. A customer just told me she has a friend who she thinks I’d go good with hahaha apparently this guy is Lebanese….this is just too weird…
dude boyd’s story is AF CUKING SHAME! I knew he died from tumblr spoilers, but his death struck me like it struck me
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:Oh and btw, that picture was a gift for an awesome…wait what the fuck happenedI got a rather rude message concerning the piece I did for you and it insulted me quite a bit but im good now cuz of all the lovely
gaylittlerocks: And what is this may I ask? UPDATE: This was released on the Cartoon Network Anything app… Apparently…
janeeedoe: lettingmyselflove: I want someone to choose me and never stop choosing me. Apparently too much to ask for these days
acosmiclullaby: Your name is Dirk Crocker and, unlike your orange counterpart, you like to keep your hair tidy, HAHA JK YOU WOKE UP LIKE THIS (( this took me a long ass time to finish and apparently in that time, there was an ASKBLOG that popped up for
mom: for ur birthday we’re gonna see a movie me: *gasps* ghostbusters? mom: secret life of pets me: ……………….k
I think my cat resents that I’m in his favourite spotHe’s trying to push me out and looks mad at me lmao