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You need to be put in your place after an evening of walking on your hind legs and talking to me like you’re people
And, honey, what are you going to do if, as your boss said, he fancies me, and I also fancy him?.
Every time you sit on this couch you will remember: her boss fucked mywife on this very couch, in front of me, as I meekly allowed it to happen.
me and my irl friends according to mikey
"You were..never a trophy to me. And you never will be. I'll always care about you, babe."
You should get naked and hop into bed with me ;)
a lot of personal blogs, full of non porn are following me and I feel like your dirty secret… I like it.
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
uncharge: when you see a hot person and you just can you like not
cataclysmictranquility:do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much
The worst feeling in the world is the moment you realize that walls are collapsing in on your life, and you have no means of escape. My world is collapsing right now, and I feel like I’m at my worst all over again. I’m trying so hard to keep
My dog was returned to me!!! I missed him so much! Thank you to the people who called me and found him. It’s been like 2 months!
perspicaciousbovril: There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
bluefigs: you know when you get to the level of procrastination where you just hATE yourself but you still continue? that’s what i call perseverance.
spector: rereading a story you wrote yourself to satisfy ur own SPECIFIC thematic explorations and such
Do not ever tell me lgbt couples don’t have set roles of top and bottom, only straight couples have those. Do not.
You ever find something totally amazing in the middle of the night but everyone you know who’d find it amazing too is asleep and you kinda just have to reign in your excitement until the next day?
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
blindcaius: When your friends vaguepost things about people offending them or pissing them off and you immediately think it must be something you did you just can’t remember what it is
tomrny: DO YOU EVER JUST GET NERVOUS ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHY BUT YOU ARE
grapejellyking: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: me….. safe and sound…. in my lane….. when everybody on your dash arguing about something dumb and you just scrolling trynna find simple things to reblog
you-can-not-redo-blog: I shall protect Cheria’s precious things!
dirtgirl1999: how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know
fandomstuck: do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
hallebarely: I know I’m not the prettiest or the “baddest” but this is the first time I’m posting without any type of makeup (including eyebrows), facetune, or filters. It took a lot of guts for me to do this but I finally did🌞
Summer is almost over, and I’ve spent it working (as usual). Having 2 ice cream shops isn’t exactly great, when all your friends enjoy summer and you have to work 10 hours a day. But hey, at least once work and daily training are done, I can
kubikajirii: akiozoro: Friendly reminder that you don’t always know what’s going on on the other side of the screen… I really worry sometimes people might be like this when talking to them… please if you’re a friend or anyone really and you’re
fancycannibal: when someone who just started reading tells you their favorite character and you know they’re going to die soon
claire-murdock: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
mvlans-moved: when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
I’ll give you my heart and soul. But i need to know i’ll get the sameI’ve been hurt to many times, and walked away far too often
thedoghouse09: When your partner is at the hair store sending you pictures and you just love them so much. @iamapaperuniverse You are the best!!
Do you ever just let your mind wonder just to see where it goes then suddenly you’re thinking of old memories/people and you like ‘shit reel it in! reeeeeeeel. it. in.’
askboggle: egberts: do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
auricwarden:“i would die for you” this, “i’d walk through fire for you that”what about “i’d live for you” romances? what about “i never thought i’d be worth the work it would take to piece myself together”?what about “i don’t
plasticbagvevo: me and my friend: you and your friend:
fishadee: When you’re around your friends and they talk about “““weird kinks””” and you gotta play super cool.
willow: Me: :( Clouds: *start raining* Me: thanks, you get me :)
lindsaylohoean:i want someone who will go on roadtrips with me and listen to a playlist we made together and sing every song with me like its our last one
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
And it was me and you, and a whole town underwater, and there was nothing we could do.
sniffingrainbowdust: Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Oh, you know, just me and Dimebag chillin like villians. Smoking reefer and whatnot.
my ex found my instagram (the bunny one, not my personal one) and started following me and liking my pictures AND I DONT KNOW HOW HE FOUND IT AND IM SO CONFUSED. also people are liking posts I made like two years ago with hardly any notes. neither of
me and darfin literally just got in a fight because I say ZEE and not ZED
stillcaptivating:I’m just the girl who wants a man to grab my throat and tell me to lose my attitude.
I know no one cares but I hate feeling like I’m ~catfishing~ by posting posed photos of my body or filtered photos that make me look more attractive than I am. You really don’t need to PM me and tell me how I should be or should do. So yeah,
It’s just so overwhelming for me and such a struggle to think of my body in positive ways. But im at a point where I feel it’s my body and my mind haven’t kind enough to see that. A small but none the less important step.
hipster: it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
satans-knitwear:This look seemed more complete without the miniskirt tbh 🤷Treat me ~ Tip me
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
narcotic:cuddle me and tell me I’m cuter than your exes and I’m all yours
narcotic: cuddle me and tell me I’m cuter than your exes and I’m all yours
People: “I’ve had it so hard that I have the right to be an asshole because no one ever apologized for making me the way I am.”Me: No, you sure as hell have had it easy for feeling the amount of pretentious, self centered arrogance and
christophrevans: zerachin: theongreyjoy: that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time. #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2 am:
Another booty pic 😊 feel free to message me and let me know what you think! 😘OnlyFans saw it first!
let me call you daddy
And now to play the oh so joyful game of seeing who speaks to me on my birthday out of who ~should know~ today is my birthday without having to see this post as a reminder
