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twentysomethinghussy: When I logged onto tumblr this morning I saw that I have 1,000 followers. That’s incredibly exciting and incredibly unexpected. If I could thank each and every one of you individually I would (especially those who have asked
When your boss commented that you were in the back seat, your wife said, “do you think that a man who hasn’t dare do say anything about how openly I have flirted with you in front of him is going to be man enough to stop you from fucking me?&r
When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is this?'...
Me and my foster sisters fuck each other like rabbits all over the house. We known each other years before it got sexual. When I was six years old. I met my foster mother and dad who were white like me, it was love at first sight. The fact they already
When my girl is at work and misses me ❤️. She’s so naughty
When I was a kid, me and my friends knew of a small, quiet boy with long hair, who along with his older sisters, were home-schooled by their mother in a very feminine household. There were all kinds of rumors about him, that he wore girls clothes and
when i die, bury me in a landfill with the rest of the trash
When I’m feeling jealous and possessive I want nothing more than Daddy to get grabby and pushy and rough with me. To show me just who is Boss and who has the say.
daddyslittleflower69: naked-yogi: no one is ever on campus in the evening and it’s fucking g r e a t Remember when you took me to your campus late at night after we had been drinking?!?! We made out and Dada fondeled you in the library?! That was
My secret twin @kittyexmachina. She is the evil one of course. Photo taken by the wonderful @enieledamerotica . Who aside from being the best big sister is also an unreal cook, singer, and hostess.
When Amber decides to lower the love between me and THE ONLY GUY WHO LIKES ME DAMN IT. I could have at least made him totally happy but no. Nothing ever goes right. Getting real tired of your shit Amber.
When i get married i hope my husband cuts the crust off my sandwiches and cuts them in half
Who told me to watch wolf children this movie is ruining my life and im barely halfway in
aaaah :) Doing laundry. Someone left a hoodie in my room. Dunno who. Half the clothes and underwear I have is from people leaving clothes at my house. I get a serious face when I listen to Chelsea Wolfe.
Who needs friends like you?
And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m
heritance: Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
But who do I ask? Who do I tell? My heart is lonely and I don’t know how to fix it. lower-case-numbers: [It’s ok to ask for attention when you need it.]Sometimes when I want attention I feel like I shouldn’t ask for it because people shouldn’t
when i was younger i had a weird relationship with this lady who had kids older than me and it was real awkward going over to her house to do what we did and her kids would treat me like they were my dad asking about my homework and shit and id be like
Fuck I started a conversation with him and I shouldn’t have. I want to tell him that I’m sorry I couldn’t do it for him; be his everything, the man who lives the rest of his life with him, the one to make him feel better when he’s
I’m not going to lie. The life I have lived so far has been privileged. When I’m with my family it’s as if I get the utmost respect from people all around. One, because we truly help those who are in need and try to do what we can for
nostalgiaultra: Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
me, seeing my own rp blog reblogging my art and tagging it as #faceclaim: who the fuck are you?
alteanlance: alteanlance: me when im working on something: oh i am so fucking genius, me looking at the completed work: absolute fucking garbage who allowed my hands to make this me coming up with concepts and ideas: this is so fucking good wtf me
skytroops: who the fuck falls onto their back like this
anyone remember my camboy au with noiz and mizuki. because i do and i’m suffering for it.
sergeistrelka: no one save me from rare-pair hell im content here
booweiner: when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps
fancycannibal: when someone who just started reading tells you their favorite character and you know they’re going to die soon
tanetaneisland: posting a text-only earthbound gif is always interesting because a bunch people who havent played the game reblog it thinking its some dramatic quote with tags like #me and #negative when whats really happening is a giant floating head
highly-opinionated-nerd: Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten. “That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”
petertwerk: When your teacher makes a reference to classic rock and you’re the only student who gets it
daenerystargaryen: “You would not only be respected and feared, you would be loved. Someone who can rule and should rule. Centuries come and go without a person like that coming into the world. There are times when I look at you and I still can’t
Who and when was your first kiss?
commanderspock: dondarrion #cackling because of those joe dempsie tweets from a while back #about the lady who was crying while working out next to him #and then yelled at him when he tried to ask if she was okay #i know that feel lady #i know that
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you.
gaydicks420: when i was like 7 i rly liked inuyasha and i talked about it a lot and one time this girl who really hated me pushed me into some mud and said “your precious inuyasha wont save you now” and i cried
fakings: who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
hornysexcouple: Me and the GF yesterday, couldn’t wait when she got home so I fucked her in her work outfit..
who-locked-dean-in-the-closet: So me and my cousin were watching Teen Wolf on Netflix with subtitles on and we had to rewind something and when we played it again the subtitles froze on the line ‘Am I not attractive to gay guys?’ and oh my god it
nice-wig-janis: do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
So the pic I posted the other day I also posted on Facebook just enjoying the evening … roomy and our friend who’d been visiting for a couple weeks until last night hitting me in the feels .. it’s stuff like this that keeps me going when I
zayniepaynie: i honestly really want to be zayn’s best friend and get the privilege to being in his life as someone he trusts and cares about who he can sit and talk about nothing and everything with. like i want to be someone he goes to when he needs
My mom refuses to believe me when I say that Martin Freeman and John Simm are different people. Even though I’m the one who watches Doctor Who and Sherlock while she couldn’t care less about either.
racheldotgov: i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer
Me: I hate baths, I prefer showers /People horribly gasping in the distance trying to get instruct me on how to properly take baths
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
: When you’re an introvert like me and you’ve been lonely for a while, and then you find someone who understands you, you become really attached to them. It’s a real release.
When I said I wanted people to say random stuff to me and entertain me while I smoke that doesn’t mean I want the kid I haven’t talked to since elementary school to message me on Facebook SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THIS AT 4AM I’M TRYING TO
Need that day when I can look at myself and see a pretty person.But what if that day won’t come…
People who can just talk with other people are so powerful and mysterious. My mind is just always blank when meeting a person I’m not even sure it can be called being shy. It’s something else and it hurts me more than I’ll admit
maherissey: shoutout to all the kids who - grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened - are so bright but just cant focus academically - are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont
With this ring, I promise myself that when you become my girlfriend, I will: Be devoted to you and give my all in our relationship. Love you and give you all of my heart. Only flirt with friends who know it wont go further. Stop sending nudes for good.
When I’m screaming your name and when I’m warm and sore tomorrow I will not forget who I belong to
avatarskorra: “yeah but when you’re with her you’re thinking about me, aren’t you?” THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT ITS SO FUCKING BOLD LIKE WHO THE HELL HAS THE GUTS TO STRAIGHT UP TELL A GUY WITH A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU KNOW HE WANTS YOU INSTEAD?????
When I was in high school, I had a history class with this guy who would sit beside me and give me the most incredible hand massages almost every day. Wherever you are man, I miss you.
And now to play the oh so joyful game of seeing who speaks to me on my birthday out of who ~should know~ today is my birthday without having to see this post as a reminder
![But who do I ask? Who do I tell? My heart is lonely and I don’t know how to fix it. lower-case-numbers: [It’s ok to ask for attention when you need it.]Sometimes when I want attention I feel like I shouldn’t ask for it because people shouldn’t](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5b2c666e6bfd5fb18fbf73ec6a38ec94/tumblr_nr803ets371sg72qoo1_250.jpg)
