me and my shit lol
NSFW Tumblr
find me and my shit lol on porn pin board
me and my shit lol clips
demonzillah: neopianangst: eollis: So, I went on Neopets after a LONG while. First thing I see. NO, FYORA, YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR TOILET. BRING ME THIS TOILET AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED. I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT. MY FAERIE SHIT WILL BE YOUR REWARD.
xxx tumblr
Why am I suddenly getting so many fishy messages trying to get my email or click on some shit, fuckin leave me alone
naughtynicegirl69: Wow…fuck me this way and call it a night…maybe…;0…lol…this picture is so fucking hot…it peaks my interest…makes me soooo wet and yet scares the shit out of me at the same time…lol…you always stretch me and make my
whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag
naughtynicegirl69: Toes painted and all oiled up…I had a bug bite me twice…lol…one under my boob and one by my tattoo…the little shit…lol…;0
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
THANK YOU JASPER FOR SENDING ME THOSE LOVE LETTERS <333I know u love me soooo much since u’ve sent me two X3((and I’m so sorry I didn’t respond earlier omfg I so wanted to draw some sort of response ;w; ))
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
Wow what a night I drank a lot at a bowling alley with some people, a lot happened there, then came back to my stressful home and got shit there but w.e I’m drunk have chillin time 😎
miniar: bloodflowerswillneverdie: I’m assuming this person blocked me since I can’t respond, which just proves my point that otherkin are fucking childish. I have nothing to do with otherkin and their shit blogs keep popping up on my dash. If you
Me: *doesn’t reblog anything in a whole day* Me: Uhhh… where are my notes??? everyone must hate my blog now :////
It has come to my attention that Sombra wears those foot shoes So here’s my prediction of her personality~ And if you think I’m making this shit up, go look at the most unfashionable people you’ve ever seen… they also run this website~
daddycakes21: Muscle Booty… It’s hard to make it jiggle because is so hard.. KIK me @ kaygee21001 and oh yeah.. REBLOF MY SHIT!! Lol
I’m bruised, battered, and exhausted. This shit was hard. Now all I want to do is to spoon with my boyfriend, with his dick hard on my butt, titty in his and say helll a yeahh! Maybe let him have some fun too. Lol ;)
rezeverydayjunglist: Maria La Del Barrio” hahahaha. In 1995, my parents tortured the shit out of me with this epic soap.Lol. ..and holy shit, she was one crazy ass bitch! LOL.
sketchysecchiscribbles:monstre-rose:monstre-rose:When you’re sleep deprived and you think you’ve drawn something awesome, then you look back at it…. OH MY GOD I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK AND BAYUM ain’t that some shit lol Me me me me me me
itsexclusive: ghdos: damnhebig: blackmatterr: sendeccentric: Damn this nigga practically made it let this be a lesson to all of you fuck a cougar and make her fund your dreams. OMG lol Goals Just wow. Living the dream.
fapgoddess:curvedbullets: farfrompaid: farfrompaid: lucidnee: shwagerr: BYE @ WHO EVER MADE THIS I’m chokingggg lol this is killing me like how did they hear that and think “j holiday bed” my chest hurt IM SOBBING HOLY SHIT Yall niggas
oneoakdutch: afropenubian: ourmomentsinlove: cleophatracominatya: oldschool-unticorn: iamjacofalltrades: Some GREAT AcroYoga sessions with my gyal Sandy! Tons of fun with this Kween i want to do this thatwhiteshameremu this could be is but I’m
simonalihee: chief-sundiata: sonofaneptune: montainmcmxci: codenameswagg: focusongaylove: When You and Bae is hungry af Accurate😂 I like bacon on my shit 😂😂😂 Dead ass feel like this gone be me and bae What the fuck that nigga say
I need you to moan and talk shit in my ear when you fuck me..tell me ..
icegrill: brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna” that shit fucked me up and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent i was like “damn……” i brought this line up once and my friend
thot-witha-blog: thetrillestqueen: me and my set THEY REAL AS HELL.
bigeisamazing: bigeisamazing: My homie is dating some white 40+ year old woman with big ol fake titties and she flys this nigga out everywhere and buy him all type of shit. Told him if she got friends tell them hit me up. I need to be pampered like
thabootyscholar: itsmisspickle: bae–electronica: pashionforfashion21allday: zvytoven: pussy-and-pizzza-x: ridinhanzsolo: blackmalehair: importall: ankhpapi: sobeitjay: tarynel: revyspite: snapfordakids: horse pony man will have a bitch
meatfighter: healingisneeded: https://soundcloud.com/moistbread/she-succ-me-in-the-uber jesus lmaoooooooo This actually happened in the backseat of my car one night while I was driving for Uber. I ain’t wanna turn around and confirm, but I know
bae–electronica: fonzworthcutlass: Wild. 😲😫 You would have to cut me a financially-freeing check (a gang of zeros on that ho) and provide me two fifths of Henny Privilege to get me to do this wild shit with my parents.
dirtylittledamsel: my eyes and mirrors: there’s no car in your blind spot its safe to merge my anxiety and inner self doubt:
beachdeath: taylor swift invites me to her Reputation Secret Session listening party. i know that this means taylor’s read my blog, and she must know i’m not super happy with this album cycle. so i’m on my best behaviour, trying hard to be nice
jehovahhthickness: 😂😂😂😂😂 Ok and? You ain’t announce yourself and even as my boss you ain’t making me do shit. That is fucked up tho 😂
meatfighter: shootmeadub: corny nigga slides in my dms and says some corny nigga shit me: Bruh
nottsoperrfect2: 😂 That’s when I say “that’s a problem for tomorrow me” and crank that shit back up
wersomefreakss: Wersomefreakss is my snapchat !!!!!! I haven’t posted in a min because all my videos getting stolen and I’m not hallmarking shit lol I think tumblr police let me sneak this one on !!!!! Follow my snap have regular and prem ask about
My mother deserves the world.
ileftmyheartinwesteros: My mother mailed me my seashells:) All of these were found on the beach or in the ocean at Virginia Beach, VAPlease do not repost the-wandering-kind said:Giraffe? Yup! It was a toy I found on the beach lol. I was 9 or 10 and
lol i told y'all i would release my nudes. this is a rare collection. rare rare rare. i’m still husband material don’t get me fucked up.
missespaintadventures: when you have a shit blog and someone follows you
tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE
osirisingold: trinathewolf: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life unmute this holy shit If I showed my girlfriend this our baby would be out and we could leave the hospital , I almost pissed lol
wersomefreakss:Wersomefreakss is my snapchat !!!!!! I haven’t posted in a min because all my videos getting stolen and I’m not hallmarking shit lol I think tumblr police let me sneak this one on !!!!! Follow my snap have regular and prem ask about
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
april-26-15: My ex continues to talk shit about me and I’m just sitting here not letting it phase me cause I still love him. I guess my love was real lol. If he’s talking shit then he didn’t really love you, sometimes I hate my ex but
april-26-15: spooky-wombat: candycoatedcowgirl: april-26-15: My ex continues to talk shit about me and I’m just sitting here not letting it phase me cause I still love him. I guess my love was real lol. He’s a poopbitch. You’re much better
april-26-15: mossyoakmaster: april-26-15: My ex continues to talk shit about me and I’m just sitting here not letting it phase me cause I still love him. I guess my love was real lol. If he’s talking shit then he didn’t really love you, sometimes
mvcsvi: diamondssrosegold: kushandwizdom: staytrillcunt: I promise you this will be me and my wife. Honestly, this will be me but worse lol I love this. 😊😊😊 this the kind of shit i look forward to.
tccarson8439: samsungsandiphones: At my Cousin house had to use her laptop! and this was on the desktop….. Get this shit!! She sitting right next to me And showed me and ASKED!!! to put it on my Tumblr!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is wrong with my family! LOL (im
nvbianprincess: Last night I got drunk and my roommate made me a microwaved sandwich of just bread and Rolos and I ate that shit Just like chocolate spread….with a little caramel? Not my cup o’ tea lol but next time try it in a sandwich
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other
This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even
siouxerz: cj-sewers: this is literally my thought process like all of the time HOLY SHIT LOL I was at the top of this post like HELLO AGAIN FAVORITE PoST EVERAnd there I amDat me and my words and my old URLStill accurate
varsitypink: holy shit that’s me and my ex ex ex lol talk about a throwback
Gonna be finishing up my current commissions (Which are stilll open btw) sometime tonight and I want to get something else to do so…. Most people that have followed me for a while know I sketch a ton of shit(most will never be posted lol) and
delvg: @jen-iii drew this for me at school today and i cried it’s beautiful. I believe I really captured her essence of emotions
It’s been 84 years..Since I last drew Steven Universe and I come back to my boi having a NECK HELL YEAH!!
I don’t care what people think, my blog my rules, lol. I’m so sick of everything. People are mean to me and are treating me like shit, I have no friends because I keep pushing them away when they can’t handle my emotions, my family
I’m thinking about this anon who messaged me talking shit about the photos I take and post here. I didn’t bother finishing the message as soon as I could see their intentions, but I do know that they referred to my self-portraits in quotation marks.
