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I bet you miss me now baby, I bet you’d kiss me now baby.
Aug 2015Here’s a photo for all of you guys who keep hitting on me, calling me sexy, and such…I’m the 280lb, grey hair, bearded dude, with a beer in one hand, and a babe in the other. Still think I’m sexy?
Who would like to feed me to get these rolls bigger?
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve
Me molesta que alguien me odie sin conocerme. Me quitan la oportunidad de hacerme odiar.
amaranthdesires:Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written
amaranthdesires:Giving up the idea of finding a woman that could want me.Wasted to much time being rejected and not finding anyone interested in someone like me.
I love how much love I’ve been getting from all you sexy women lately. So in return, I figured I’d show you all what I look like when another woman eats me out
❄️⛸ Party Girl on ice…… now this can get dangerous ….❄️⛸ Who’s going to cum warm me back up????
❄️☃️ Can’t pass up a little snow day fun…… who wants to cum join me. I promise you won’t even notice it’s snowing outside ❄️❄️Enjoy PG
In the car on the way back from the gym and just seen how I’ve got some new followers! Thank you to everyone who’s messaged i’ll get back to you all asap. Always feel free to drop me a message saying anything, i always get very horny
Who wants to cheer me up and give me sunflowers :/
The man who sleeps next to me every night doesn’t seem to have any idea how isolated and lonely I feel. I told him that I’m thinking about seeing a therapist again because I don’t feel like myself anymore and all he can say to me is
People Who Have Social Anxiety Disorder Are Terrified Of:
Yeah, so, I may not be gorgeous or stunning or anything like that, but I like these a little bit. I took them a couple of weeks ago, but I wasn’t that confident about them. But people who love me tell me I should be. So…I will.
ask-oncies-jizz:who else missin this shit every day of their goddamn life for the past 10 years
ahollowyear: fuzzykittengladiator: spacesharkadventures: teabirdy: therightnippleofarcher: terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my
prospectkiss: iwritebetterthanispeak: maruthor: writingsofateenageshadowhunter: imaginesjoker: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. This is 110% me each time
puffpuffpowa: dankmemeuniversity: me rn
To the anon who messaged me earlier thank you for pointing that out to me, I was unaware of that at the time and have hopefully taken care of it.
mangotrash:me: i won’t get jealousme: who…that… :+)… .…
Guess who’s hair is fucking purple?!?!?!
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
My dog was returned to me!!! I missed him so much! Thank you to the people who called me and found him. It’s been like 2 months!
shouty-y: makes a good drawing: My time to shine has come… I finally maximized my art skills, I’m a true Master of Art™ Michelangelo who? Da Vinci whom? They’ve got nothing on me! makes a bad drawing: *already crying* so my true self is showing….
I liiiive!Working retail since we moved takes a lot out of me, especially since my manager likes me doing many things while there are other people around who can do it to. I must stop being a good employee.The produce manager has stated he feels bad for
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did-you-kno: If you really dislike conflict, you might be more content as a single person. Although research shows people are generally happier in relationships, it isn’t true for everyone. If you’re someone who always avoids conflict, the
Who?! Please tell me who!!??!
Who the fuck is putting cum on ice cream? Who’s cum is it? Are you eating your own semi frozen cum? Or is it like a hot fudge sauce situation? Why are guys like this?
juststonecoldgay: Guess who’s newly single? Guess who’s still a Thot?
This is the face of the girl who just added Blue’s Clues, The Addams Family, and The Munsters to her Instant Queue on Netflix. Also who felt like she got maced in the eyes, hence the glasses.
who wants to spank me Who wouldn’t want to spank you? Thanks for the submission.
sullied: i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
typically-unique: I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
fakings: who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
pastel-chaos: Who I want to be: Who I actually am:
dongoverload: sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE PEOPLE THAT KEEP BULLYING LINUS HONESTLY EVERYONE IS SO NICE WHO THE FUCKHE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS
virgintears: who wants to run away with me and start over
talkdowntowhitepeople: idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of
fandomdeluxe: puckish-agent-of-change: shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at This is serious.
Little firewood adventure , loving my pnw life. Who doesn’t love a man who can work to keep the house warm😏
And they worshiped the beast saying… “Who is like the beast and who can fight against the beast?” And It opened its mouth to utter blasphemous words against God.
catliketendencies: there are two kinds of people in this worldthose who can watch a video with the cursor on the screen and those who cannot
I just want to thank everyone who showed aro/ace love today. As someone who’s asexual it was such a nice thing to see so much appreciation. You’re all lovely and I hope your Valentine’s Day was wonderful ♠️♥
dollymyfolly: I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t
snapbacksteven:People who believe in Steven vs People who are tired of seeing Steven pull dumb shit like this
feypact:feypact:did you main super, who, or lock back in the day if youre tagging this with “none i had good taste and was better than you“ i know you have skeletons in your closet its okay to laugh about it
Maybe prejudice..… but more and more i think that people who throw around the saying “Be whoever you want to be, those who love you will not mind and will support you.” Do so because they are attractive and have something to be loved for. Wish
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This is the technological era, with people who when uncomfortable, keep quiet and communicate their misunderstandings to other people who won’t move a muscle to resolve any issues but their own. Most of the time people don’t communicate, they
Someone keeps spoiling me with tons of Amazon gifts & I can't find who it is to say thank you
Who wants to answer all these for me? Hah.
