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jobenn-bestbenn: weloveshortvideos: canadian wildlife DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG
brooklynbookgirl: workmanpublishing: Geese of Downton Abbey? (They just make us happy!) Hmmmm…I feel like I saw this coming. But why…? A moment of silence for the brave person who somehow wrestled these damn geese into the outfits.
geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
I really need to know why multiple “goose” are called geese… But the plural version of moose…is moose. It pisses me off.
Riddle me this. Goose…geese. Moose…moose. Why.
lexxgotthejuice: jervae: streetcat1887: julietteandthejet: sixpenceee: War at the watering hole. It me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The back kick has me rolling. Proof that geese are the devil
thisisnttrevor: seriously-youknow: homoofspace: farorescourage: WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERSFIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETHON THEIR TONGUESDO YOU
brennacedria: adulthoodisokay: you’re gonna want to unmute this I have problems with both geese and swans, but it comforts me that this swan looks like it’s about to ruin that goose’s day. The enemy of my enemy, my friend.
jeanmoreos: why is it always crows or ravens in ya literature??? is it because they’re scary and foreboding?? you know what else is scary and foreboding?? geese. show some originality, give me a book with philosophical quotes about geese
thezelbinion: murakel: gretchensinister: Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love @mrv3000 @bitchwhoyoukiddin
murakel: gretchensinister: Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love
al-the-grammar-geek: john-seed: Untitled Goose Game - Co-Op Geese [Image description: first gifset is from Untitled Goose Game showing two horrible geese causing the town no end of trouble. Reply from me is a screenshot from The Fifth Element of Leeloo
weatheringtea: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping,Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying,♪ Five golden rings ♪, Four calling birds,Three French hens,Two turtle
farorescourage: WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERSFIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETHON THEIR TONGUESDO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? “AWW IT’S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE
fantasiawandering: thisisnttrevor: seriously-youknow: homoofspace: farorescourage: WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERSFIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETHON
hollandrodenisperfect: gallifrey-feels: juicyjacqulyn: tastefullyoffensive: [thegentlemansarmchair] as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street take your geese back,
Went to the park to feed the geese between hospital appointments and bloodwork and this bastard bit me because i wasn’t giving him enough bread lol
kickin-jeans: ayatollahkhomeiniofficial: I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you fear god me addressing the huge fucking geese sleeping and shitting in front of the entrance to my college
popikat: brennacedria: adulthoodisokay: you’re gonna want to unmute this I have problems with both geese and swans, but it comforts me that this swan looks like it’s about to ruin that goose’s day. The enemy of my enemy, my friend.
lolsofunny: geese hAVE TEETH ON THEBR TONGUES N o Maybe now people will stop laughing at me when I say I’m scared of geese via lolsofunny=)
today I crossed the street and took a longer way home because there were 5 geese in my way
genericnarutoblog: They say Chidori sounds like 1000 birdsBut the manga never mentions a specific species of bird.Like, it could be 1000 honking geese? 1000 duck quacksO N E T H O U S A N D S C R E A M I N G C O C K A T I E L SShit bro,
areyoufromdjibouti: chibisokka: reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS Damnit the geese got me
hotsabrinal: Joining the geese.Let me know if you like this post: http://bit.ly/appreciatethis :)
geeses: all I wanna wear is T shirts 10x too big for me and knee high socks