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maxhockeyjock: Thats right bro… dumber. Ur gettin dumber by the second. Dont fight it bro. Your brains are just drainin rite outta u, rite down the drain in th middle of ur skull, wet n warm out of ur ears. Your gonna start forgettin some of those
brainlesshimbos: maxhockeyjock: dumb as fuck bros uhhhhhhh yo bro sup nada bro sup with u cool bro remember when u was smart? uhhhhh nope hahahahaha Exchanged their intelligence for athletic ability, they did, hoping to go pro after college. They proba
maxhockeyjock: That’s what happens when you try to remember your old life, bro, or think about taking off your gear. Football is your life now. Football is everything. You open your mouth to talk and somehow you’re always talking about football.
maxhockeyjock: He was so confident I couldnt take him down, the swagger, the smirk. He said he was smarter than me. I showed him. It was so satisfying to watch the intelligence drain out of his eyes, like a candle slowly dying before turning to a gray
maxhockeyjock: This fucker thinks he can take me down. I’ll fuckin show him. Keeps sayin that he’s changin me, taking away my brains a little at a time? I’ll have him yelling for his mommy by the time I’m done with his ass. Yeah, that’s right.
jocknotized: maxhockeyjock: “Hey, bro, you better get goin or you’re gonna be late to class.” “Class?” “Yeah bro. English class.” “I speak English bro. Don’t need no class on it.” “Dude … what
maxhockeyjock: fraternityrow: ΔΤΧ “Do just like I do, bro. Dress just like I do, bro. Everything’s about to get so much better for ya. Feel your brains melting? Feels good, huh? Like how my sneakers fit on ya? My white socks? It’s like
maxhockeyjock: He just wasn’t feeling very smart today. Of course, that dope he’d been smoking hadn’t helped much either. Fuckin fratboy weed. Shit was pretty dank though he couldn’t seem to stop smoking it. What had he called it? Blue Dream?
playernumber16: playernumber37: maxhockeyjock: That’s what happens when you try to remember your old life, bro, or think about taking off your gear. Football is your life now. Football is everything. You open your mouth to talk and somehow you’re
musclelover4826:maxhockeyjock: We’re gonna take your brains and split em up between us. I’m gonna be a doctor, Cliff’s gonna be a lawyer, and Brian’s gonna be … uh, somethin else smart. You? You’re just gonna focus on your muscles and
maxhockeyjock: He couldn’t explain it: for the past three days, getting stronger & louder each day, his thoughts kept snapping back to these three things: - I belong at the gym - I need to lift - I am … kind of a dumbass No matter what else his
maxhockeyjock: So. Fuckin. Dumb. Bro. “Y’know, I think I’m gonna skip work today. So fuckin what if I get fired. I’m sick of bein smart bro.”
maxhockeyjock: Hey brah heard you joined the Gym today. Good for you… you’ll see how awesome it is pretty fuckin quick. When all youre thinkin about is liftin everythin else kinda fades away. I can see your thinkin it now, too, just liftin and liftin
dumbjockflex: maxhockeyjock: Huhuhuh… thats me, Im that stere… uhhh… Im that guy! So right !!!
dumbjockflex: maxhockeyjock: “See, I told you itd feel fuckin awsum. Your never gonna wanna go back to bein smart again. Jus a dumbass muscle bro like me, forever.” Oh Yeah !!! So right !
paradisaic: jocknotized: maxhockeyjock: “Hey, bro, you better get goin or you’re gonna be late to class.” “Class?” “Yeah bro. English class.” “I speak English bro. Don’t need no class on it.” “Dude
maxhockeyjock: i never used to know the names of all my muscles but now i find myself repeating them under my breath all the fuckin time like a chant or somethin… lats delts traps bis tris abs obliques glutes quads calves…
