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A great caption because this is what it’s actually like! Reblog if you’re in a hotwife marriage and you smiled when you read this one because you could relate!
Yes, that’s me in the picture caption! 😊
Not that the caption is totally awesome, but I had to reblog this one because I have had this conversation many times! Some guys get giggly and aren’t sure how to handle it, some guys get weirded out. Most guys think I’m unhappy in my marriage
Marriage is so much more fun when hubby doesn’t mind sucking a little black dick.
Often incorrectly captioned “Universal symbol for marriage.” Actually correct caption is “Universal symbol for lucky guy.” Caption credit: Uxorious Husband
Look at the little munchkin… I can’t stop staring at him. He’s so handsome and so happy. And I’m happy I have him. I love him so much. Ok, must stop staring… Game face … HEY LAZYBED! Get yourself out
No, I’ll never let you beg to get out of chastity. I will let you beg to get into chastity. But just once. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me you had a French maid fetish? Boy I really got the wrong end of the stick, huh? Still, me wearing this does seem to get you in the mood to wear yours and do a lot of cleaning. So get
You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to pay to get me out of it. And the more you have to pay after you get me out of it. Start paying. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Caption Credit: contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.com Pleased to have found this: earlier on I gave up and made my own version!
I own you. It’s safe, sane and consensual. But I own you. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of great advice for wives starting on a female led relationship. While you are giving me a footrub you can explain those financial domination fantasies you were posting about. Caption
You are kidding about thursday night, sweetheart, aren’t you? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Let’s find out how well you cleaned the floor… Crawl over here … If your white jumpsuit is spotless you can have the shoe and foot worship treat you were begging for. If not, … Well you’ve begged for that kind of
Let’s see if you’re right… If my new bra is that colour, yes you can come after I have tonight. Of course only an exact match counts. There are an awful lot of colour names out there, aren’t there? Caption Credit: Uxorious
Sure Sandra, that’s no problem at all. Sorry you can’t come round to dinner tonight. And don’t worry, I have not spent all day preparing a four course meal. No, I haven’t spent any time at all on it. Caption Credit: Uxorious
You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you don’t get punished for bad vacuuming. And before you ask, yes I marked it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom instead of just closing the door and letting you sleep alone… I’ll give you a clue… it better involve me coming and you not. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Caption Credit: Subservient Husband http://subservient-husband.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/captions-fye.html
Caption Credit: Subservient Husband Source link: http://subservient-husband.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/more-captions-fye.html
You are going to get up here … but you’re going to suffer first. So be a good boy with the chores so that I don’t make you suffer too much. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your chores? Add five points to the punishment total on the fridge. I think you know what that means. Then go away and find more chores to do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is that the key to my chastity belt, or the padlock to the punishment toybox?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. You’ve got 10 seconds to
I will gently stroke your ball. I will beat you. I will let you serve. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I don’t care that your dad didn’t take you into the woodshed when you did your chores wrong. Your wife does. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home and do the ironing. I will be inspecting a random item for the tiniest crease, as usual. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Even if you had already shaved, you wouldn’t be coming. Run along and shave now while I think about how you can apologise for not doing it earlier. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband
It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his initials on his card, and that he’s a doctor. If his card said “Mr John Smith” I might get funny looks or even queries. Now, I wonder where Dr J Smith will be shopping next?
Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing up, which was chore number 1 on your list? Apparently you’re right. You do need a very strict female to train you to be a good servant. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you want to have your eyes open, you better start begging… … to be my slave husband for the next month… Your choice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher. When I’ve gone a month without having to clean a single dish, then I’ll let you use the dishwasher. Now count the items I had to put in the dishwasher and report to me for punishment.
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re sleeping in the back seat of the car in the garage. For the rest of the month. Or do you want to renegotiate and offer me more services and submission? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husban
Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing. Oh, and take your pants off. I need a better view. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie you could dream of. But now you’re locked for me, I find your obsession with my body is the same whatever I wear. Tell me again how hot I am. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling it “our car”. It’s mine. And no, you can’t drive it to work. If anybody at the bank asks why your driving a clunker while your wife is driving an Aston Martin V8
I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take you a long time to get out of the trouble you’re in. And maybe your dreams will come true. I might enjoy it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh yeah, cos that’s going to happen! Another month for asking. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband
And point 17, you didn’t… Hey! You’re looking smug. You better have been paying very close attention. Remember you’re being tested on your faults later. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I also love the way letting you watch me do it makes you so submissive towards me. But don’t waste your time, get on with my footrub. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I know some people look at me thinking I’m eating all alone. If only they knew what I had hubby doing at home in his maid’s outfit, and what he’ll be doing for me later when I get back. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Yes honey, this chores spreadsheet I’m editing is getting very long, isn’t it? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Don’t worry honey, I’ll untie you soon. Now that you’ve told me all your banking security codes I just need to change them to ones you don’t know and then I can let you go. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Joey, I enjoy it so much more this way. I could order you to pay your salary direct into my bank account. But making you watch while I transfer it every month is so much more fun. And yes, Joey, you can thank me later. You know how. Caption Credit: Uxori
Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you have soon, darling? Caption Credit: Joey
Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission” did you forget?Get down on the floor and wait for me to come back to punish you. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband into my slave… Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m going to be the personal trainer of your dreams. I’m going to be the personal trainer from hell. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m locked out?? Three failed access attempts on Mr A Jones bank account??! Either it’s been hacked or you tried to guess what I’d changed your bank password to. For your sake I hope it’s been hacked. Caption Credit: Uxorious
Oh, you’re home. Get on the floor. I’ve decided it’s a crawling night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you earn for me. Your discretionary spending privileges are revoked. Bring me your credit cards and scissors. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Caption Credit: Contemplating the Divine Source URL: http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/if-your-idea-of-oral-sex-is-good.html
I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t weigh yourself any day in the last week. Your calorie allowance is halved for the next week. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Funny! The idea I’d relinquish my strongest hold over you on the first day of marriage! Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Funny! The idea I’d relinquish my strongest hold over you on the first day of marriage! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
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flr-captions: They’ve taken almost all the red phone boxes away in Britain. A bit like the orgasms in your marriage! | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
This is going to be a good marriage. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/adult-attractive-beautiful-beauty-235585/
flr-captions: This is going to be a good marriage. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/adult-attractive-beautiful-beauty-235585/
Our wife-led marriage will be the same as boring people’s marriages with one difference.Caption Credit: Uxorious HusbandImage Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/wedding-bride-groom-bridegroom-19641/
