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“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
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“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
thequeenofpinup: December 11th marks the 4th anniversary of Bettie’s death, I can’t believe it’s been that long. I still remember waking up at 5AM that day to the news anchor saying “Legendary pin-up girl Bettie Page has died.†I was so, terrib
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
borntobetamed: I hope her owner waited for the pavement to heat up really hot before putting her there. Then the metal will heat up as she is lying there under the sun. Oh and the imagine the cool tan lines and slight burn marks she’ll have!
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curlycrls:I’ve been sitting on this pic for some time. Trying to think up what I could say about it and the one word that kept popping up was “Hate…”. I hate my stretch marks, I hate the squish that my tummy has, I look at all these other pretty,
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