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zooeyclairedeschanel: the friendzone sounds like a cool arcade with skee ball and endless capri sun and cool motorcycle racing games yeah man i’d love to go to the friendzone
carelesslycareful: ridge: heysimba: i know this sounds sick and twisted but it really is amazing that one man could convince millions of people to believe what he believed. in reality he’s a bad guy but he actually thought he was doing something
vgkait: dj-smackdown: valokilljoy: altimateginger: glittergirl86: This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet. AOL…..my old enemy…..we meet again. god I still hear that fucking dialing sound in my damn dreams. fuck that shit man
queersinhiding: satans-spooky-booty-juice: anomalousdata: Nicki Minaj just delights me . i could just hear the beautiful sound of her heels as they crush a man’s spirit. ILY Nicki
thefirstpaganking: Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer (Father of the atomic bomb) Truly the face of a haunted man and possibly the most poignant sound byte ever.
that-stupid-tardis-sound:there’s a rly loud overconfident kid in my class who makes snarky remarks and jokes at everybody and he doesn’t do that to me so i was like “what’s the deal man do you hate me or something i wanna be included” and he
girlslovebigcocks: sullyher: A few good minutes of the sounds your wife makes while taking another man’s dick. Then swallowing his load. Then round two, because he can, and she will. Such a slut, takes it brilliantly.
luxxy-chan: mojo-flojo: “when im in it i make it splash like a sink and the sounds of the bed go clink clink clink" lyrical gold right there Jesus fucking christ, man.
majorassweg: ziseviolet: la-hermosa-china: 追鱼 by 东边云 There’s an original story to go with this photoset at the source, which I’ll translate/summarize here: A fish falls in love with a man, quietly listening to the sounds of
jerkstyles:hollowweiners:If you don’t know what a real lion’s roar sounds like, here you go That man looks like a mother trying to keep her cool while her two year old is screaming bloody murder in the check out line at Walmart.
veggieblt: 8bitbowtie: brentrx: Never change, Weird Al. 👍🏼 “New Toy” Weird rubber man, videos OF COURSE WEIRD ALL OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE COULD TURN THIS JOKE OF AN ABHORANT SOUND MACHIN INTO A LEGITIMATE INSTRUMENT
markusholdings:taintbending:3reyr: asongofsexandsociety:there is an unusually low amount of fucks given here I still love this lol Not to sound like a meninist trash but like if this was a man tumblr would be up in arms about how horrible he is?? But
allystruggles: Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed
robinade: anderwelt: WATCH IT TILL TO END Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound* *camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*
boybuttxxl: When your butthole sounds like it’s deep throating your mans dick
littlexgirlxblue:Word to the wise: If a man tells you to “be reasonable” or “rational” about your rates/allowance, this is his way of telling you that he cannot afford you and wants you to lower your standards for him, in a way that makes it sound
sasquatchgang: Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill spray painted “Kurt smells like teen spirt man” on a wall in Kurt Cobains apartment because that’s the type of deodorant his girlfriend wore and he didn’t know it was a deodorant and thought it sounded
the-sauce-man: John Frusciante’s background vocals sound like 1,000 angels entering your body and carrying your soul to heaven.
socialnetworkhell: I wore a sexyish costume on Halloween and this guy on the street ran up to me and made like he was jacking off and making obscene sounds at me and I was horrified so I changed into my silly banana costume and a man came up to me and
sunflower-mama: sound-of-selah: This is a photo from the time I ran away to Spain with a man I had met the week before, to live on an abandoned olive farm on top of a mountain. No neighbours, no electricity, no running water, not reaallly a house. But
cravingchocolatee: The sound my man loves to hear oh so much 💦
objects-for-male-use: A man takes his woman whenever he wants. The only sound he expects to hear at the end is the thank you for filling her with cum.
autisticstevonnie: marvelcolm: lymepretz: marvelcolm: i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me. what did he say “you’re fired” why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor
dieblogdie: “Man, sometimes it takes you a long time to sound like yourself.” - Miles Davis “It’s like I’m getting the punchline to a joke without getting the setup” - Sue Buck, one of my undergraduate Senior Comprehensive Project
There’s a new tall, beautiful black man that works at my favorite coffee shop. He was talking and laughing and he sounds just like kidjune so now I’m more in love
stuffmomnevertoldyou: saladinahmed: “A Fair Acrobat Soundly Thrashes A Man” (1898) Get him, sister
the-sins-of-sinister-sound: Man, I love and relate to this film way too much
cantfightnature: inneedofr: asiangirlforfuntimes: Finally feeling accepted for who I am Kinda sounds like what my heart feels like when I was first cummed on by a White Man :) Asian girls are overwhelmed by an unfamiliar happiness the first time
basil357: xlethaladonisx: yellow-boyi: cxxxbi: slipperyywenwett: gettingplowed: ….friends…. ….that sound…😜😜😜… Love this #luckybttm Holy fuck Well damn damn Man this is everything Yes sa mmm hot
princecharmeddd: amierdiego: The sounds of good Sex!!! Damn man 😍 dam mmm
uglybootyhole: 1rulenodrawz: masculine-man-meat: That slurping sound pulls the nut out of me every time 😥🔥 Big dick + wet ass = gushy pussy dude putting it down
fat-feminist: sleepmurder: psychedelic-physicist: Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer (Father of the atomic bomb) Truly the face of a haunted man. Possibly the most poignant sound byte ever. dude
courtfucius: arkhane: The Ring, You cannot pass, Welcome from Lothlorien, The horn of King Helm sounded, I am no man and The Return of the King The Lord of the Rings illustrations by Jian Guo I’m literally getting tears in my eyes because
sleepmurder: sleepmurder: psychedelic-physicist: Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer (Father of the atomic bomb) Truly the face of a haunted man. Possibly the most poignant sound byte ever. This is one of my most reblogged posts ever (I don’t take credit
groovygaysex: Your brother sounds like a fine young man and I cannot wait to meet him.
badluckkitty: eurotrottest: 2andapossible: man i HATE when niggas do this shit OMG LMAO fun fact: soldiers will call “febreeze!” or similiar sounding words to fuck with each other and make everyone in the room go to parade rest
jackademic: can-i-tap-it-for-mana: dr-finn-lee: johstarrr: someone give this man a raise I JUST REALIZED HES FILMING HIMSELF THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS WITH SOUND OMFG HES FILMING HIMSELFF
omarnorthtower: Student: Hey, Scotty! (Scotty turns to the student) Student: Jesus, man. (inspirational-sounding music plays) @captioned-vines
ocfos: officialleoneabbacchio: Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow] Second cat slowly looks at the camera. Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry! I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn
im-a-deceptikhan: ocfos: officialleoneabbacchio: Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow] Second cat slowly looks at the camera. Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry! I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and
spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! - you know what they say, it takes a bushel of
radicalapollo: kaijuno: Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan You can’t show this without the sound it’s illegal.
blasianxbri: ghdos: honeydewhearts: 20daysofjune: videohall: Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed. BRUH :O that was amazing I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing. I’m over this man for making it
broken-down-sluts: She pushed down, firm, hard, throwing her weight into it…. feeling the shuddering and struggling as her best friend choked and gagged. The sound of her best friend drenching the man’s cock, and the sight of her covered in spit
slutsbow2sir: heart-of-filth: viking210: There’s something beautiful about the sounds of a dumb cunt gagging and retching at the hands of a man who knows how to use a whore… One of the best moments in the history of porn. Period. Treat your bitch
aaronitron replied to your post:I am ridiculously horny right now. I need a man…. Come over ;) God, you don’t know how delicious that sounds. :x
ivebeenlickingdeanwinchester: chucksandjumpers: ghastlyboy: ghastlyboy: what if instead of farting the sound was just someone with a deep manly voice saying “fart” please stop reblogging this never omg i’m crying
monkeysaysficus: kintsukuroi-silver: the-nakedniall: spoonwalking: creepypiper: hell yeah Sounds good. Im not plugging my charger into a woman The last comment actually just killed me. Y: The Last Man?
msjewbooty: i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man
rwby-teeth:ultrafacts:vancity604778kid:ultrafacts:Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7Follow Ultrafacts for more factsTHIS MAN IS A LEGENDSome of these sound like Bill Murray wrote them himself
t-a-n-man: hello, my names Dylan. I’m almost 16 and I live in Australia. I’m guessing your all thinking I’m just another teenager, who thinks life is fun & games, right? wrong. a lot of people message me like “your hot”. I know that sounds