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You ok? You need me to eat you out? Make you a sandwich? Talk to me
nostopdasgay: thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
aid9192:She tell me, baby i make food for you , when i ask what you make me, she tell me a big sandwich <3Follow us:aid9192 I want to taste that sandwich ;)
greedyofficefatty: Dunkin is trying to make me fat….I got three donuts and a sandwich today but there is a sale so…I ended up with 2 sandwiches and 4 donuts. And then my drink was overflowing with whipped cream. …and that was just my lunch ;)
cyanoticfallacy: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich
fivepenes: just making a standard peanut butter & JAM sandwich.
breakitdownnat: I just realized I sent the exact same message to two different people by accident, possibly making me look like an ass, sorry. CURSE YOU XKIT cc hypno-sandwich enscenic Apperently me sending messages is down right broken, woohoo.
….. if any woman is wondering how to get me to marry you… make this for me….
aerophonophiliac: nostopdasgay: thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad
coffeeandcastiel: bogleech: IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF THIS MAKES ME MAD JUST READING IT
black-buttercup: imsoshive: Me : Ma, what’s for dinner? Mom: Go make you a sandwich. Me: I don’t want a sandwich. Mom: THEN YO ASS GON STARVE! Me: 😫😫 @litaqutie
luidilovins: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich
deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich” Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this
deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich" Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on
asklelemonylenny: askfiercedeity: temple-of-time: pretty much sums up everything. ((excuse me as i reblog stuff i find on my dash that relates to my life)) ….No one has ever actually told me to go make them a sandwich. o-o -Lemony Lenny
xadievelauncher: nostopdasgay: thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad
fuckingrecipes: spreezpz: spreezpz: Therapists are just…. Common sense filters Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich
“Come get some,” Delvin instructed, and Maurice slid out of my mouth, allowing Delvin the freedom he needed to spin me around until my back was on his chest and I was in position to receive Maurice, making me the meat in a big-dick-nigga sandwich.
thebigkuma: gamebroreviews: exhalelight: Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
sassbuttcas: deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich" Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14
kiltedpatriot:azhole29:That big ottoman immediately reminded me of a grilled cheese sandwich. After I nail her on that ottoman, my new sub can make us some sandwiches. lol!
tightpussy-thickdick: Korean wife riding her Latino husband. Afterwards, in the kitchen where she belongs for some water and to make me a sandwich. She’s trained.
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: fun. ;)
snapchatting: itsmydarkesthour: snapchatting: mango? why not womango? end sexism now womango make me a sandwich :P
destispell: men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha! women: those aren’t funny. men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol women: i drink the tears
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: lesexyblog: Although it’s not my thing, I know this is some women’s (or men’s) fantasies, so enjoy ladies :) It’s totally my thing.
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: mmm. I want her. womennextdoor: For more visit: womennextdoor
chalkos: In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich" shirt let that sink in.
