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nothingman: xsoulsucker: Danny Trejo is nearly 70 years old and he still looks like he’d kill you with his bare hands. Machete don’t age
petit-poids: Adriaan Machete
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highth: machete-dont-eat-ass: samisaur78: vagisodium: jeargumedo: Why would he drive a toaster if he lives in a toaster? Who drives in a smaller version of their house? You know? why would he live and drive inside something that cooks him alive
parenyzia:mistress-negs:seinfeld2: ravenxarisa: tramampoline: callurn: thestarkwhoskateboards: callurn: Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know how do you figure that uncle machete from spy kids
ohmygodsuicidegirls: Machete - “Golden”.
bluedogeyes: Machete Kills (2013)
do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep: Machete (2010)
bonsaidesign: Machete Kills
natalikoromotoart: ✨🔪Machete🔪✨
parenyzia:mistress-negs:seinfeld2:ravenxarisa: tramampoline: callurn: thestarkwhoskateboards: callurn: Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know how do you figure that uncle machete from spy kids is
iheartchaos: IHC After Dark: In case you’ve been left behind in the Rapture, watch this You must be full of fear and despair. I know. Grab a hatchet and a machete and get busy, because things are gonna get ugly. Via
coldheartsandhotnights: COSMONAUT SURVIVAL MACHETE
machetecorgez: There’s nothing better in life than those moments when you’ve made your dogs truly happy and you know it. 😁 Machete loves fetch and Knives loves chasing her brofur, everybody wins! 😂 #knivesthecorgi #machetecorgez
corgiandapsofriend: machetecorgez: washedupat18: Corgis rule everything around me. haha, this is the first time i’ve spotted machete in a random tumblr post that is not one of our original posts. also, CORGI IN DOGGLES! YESSSSSSSS! BAHAHAHA doggles
machetecorgez: machete sez: hoodie season is coming!
machetecorgez: machete actually LOVES corg snorgs™…
qwn68: 5centsapound: Martina Bacigalupo: Umumalayika Artist Statement: I heard about Francine’s story over a year ago, while working in Burundi. In 2005 her brother in law hacked off both her arms with a machete. Assisted in every way possible, this
machetecorgez: machete really loves this weird swing, man.
machetecorgez: today is machete’s bestest and most favoritest girlfriend cali’s birthday!!! she is one-year-old today, can you believe it! we love this funny, feisty, fluffy little girl so much. hope you have the BEST birthday ever, cali jean!
machetecorgez: this is machete’s “please give me that piece of apple” face
machetecorgez: Corgiween is coming and Machete still has a lot of costume choices. What should he be?
machetecorgez: machete rockin’ his fancy birthday boy tie yesterday, because he spent the day at work with aragorn.
machetecorgez: temperatures have been above freezing for a few days now, we’ve even had some sunshine in new england! and no one — i mean NO ONE — is more heartbroken about it than machete.he’s all NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
knivesthecorgi:machetecorgez:Only three more days until Machete is an official big brofur! #machetecorgez #corgi #bestwoof #dogsofinstagram #weeklyfluff #corginstagram #cute THREE DAYS!!!
machetecorgez: machete + stick = TWU WUUUUUVVVV
suicide-ink: suicide—love: Carrina & Machete.
suicidegirls: Machete in “Romper”
idreamofsuicidegirls: Machete & Carrina idreamofsuicidegirls.tumblr.com
nude-celebz: Jessica Alba nude from Machete
grandtheft-autotune: solid-shane: albotas: This is a machete spatula. paging Danny Trejo Danny Trejo in Barbecue With A Vengeance
fetish-bdsm-russia: Модель: Betty Machete
iamthepizzaslut: iamthepizzaslut: one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic
fuckyeahthewalkindead: “ There’s guns in it. AK-47. 44 Magnum. Automatic weapons. Nightscope. There’s a compound bow and a machete with a red handle. That’s what I’m gonna use to kill you. ”
themiscyra1983: divinefestival: Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife,
vampireapologist: curface: purkinjebastard: purkinjebastard: Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let
sixpenceee: On Friday, a man armed with two machetes attacked a military patrol at the Carrousel du Louvre, an underground shopping centre in Paris. He injured a soldier, and was himself wounded in the stomach by bullets fired by another soldier.Donald
eddieholly: Machete Kills
randomitemdrop: purkinjebastard: purkinjebastard: Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for
babaswole: ratcoded: options boots has a voice that absolutely belongs in an r rated flick. full machete or breaking bad or tarantino. boots has killed before and you can tell. they paid danny trejo to make monkey noises into a microphone for several
alicentsgf:alicentsgf:imagine you’re just sat their with your popcorn enjoying frozen 2 and a bunch of teenagers whip out machetes and start basically sword-fighting each other in the aisles. like im not saying i condone it but i do appreciate the
headspace-hotel: linguisticparadox: curface: purkinjebastard: purkinjebastard: Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue
What did the panicked nazi say to the jew coming at him with a machete
berandomness: What did the panicked nazi say to the jew coming at him with a machete Jew making me scream
fang107: berandomness: What did the panicked nazi say to the jew coming at him with a machete Ice cream for you to stop.
neural-entropy: lucasrobledo: Mechas + Machete = Juarez 2045 *BREATHES HEAVILY*
hobgoblinhero: lang-wich: angremlin: samuelwinschester: heartofalifer: what was this movie even A cinematic masterpiece. I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete
snakegay:(me looking thru a sniper rifle scope at the dude whos at point blank range and is currently stabbing me with a machete) ENEMY SPOTTED
Usar tu banco de colegio como bateria, almohada, silla, calculadora, machete y hoja de dibujo..
gypsychild: merricat: (via her machete)
merricat: (via her machete)
commandersenpai: Go ahead, threaten someone I love. Just do me a favor and wait for me to get out my 15 inch matte black machete
canvaspaintings: Machete racoon watercolor painting illustration drawing digital printable poster funny quote quirky quote positive quote quirky typography by NotMuchToSay (5.00 USD) http://ift.tt/1GiyYtp
bigblack-machete: Another hungry bitch
kingjaffejoffer: Haitians be the grimiest niggas with regal and proper sounding french names. You’ll see a 6’5 dreaded up nigga with a machete on the news arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, and then the news anchor be like “23 year
gunsknivesgear: Gangster Machete. An intimidating blade from Martin Olexey.
gunsknivesgear: Martin Olexey Tac-Chete. This nasty looking machete seems ideal for the concrete jungle.
