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Well, bugger fucker. Molly’s at the vets to get her teeth cleaned and a mass removed from her chest that near a nipple (it feels like swollen mammary glands). Got a call from the vet who said she needs five teeth removed, a few more are in question
nw948tw4n9cty8w498tcyw849tchw3: michaxl: are you kidding me say it to my face you little fucker
kylegreggy: Amen.
Met my dad’s girlfriend’s horse yesterday. Got to ride for the first time in five years. I was one happy fucker! And then there’s this… My brother, ladies and gentlemen.
thiinka: neathdote: pocahontasthelittlewanton: #NAILED IT THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS FLUENT IN MULTIPLE DEAD LANGUAGES, IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE MOST MAGNIFICENT LINGUISTS OF HIS TIME AND HAS BASICALLY TAUGHT HIMSELF HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTIAN, A LANGUAGE
64px: pet names for your significant other: fucker
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This little fucker ate my damn homework for my psychiatrist. I have been charting my behavior before, during and after my PMS and found my damn chart…in her pen…eaten. Arumi and I are always butting heads because she’s such a
the-dual-trio: let-fireandwater-collide: thequadrupletsisters: multiverse-roleplayer: negakuura: desperation-kills: sweetpaintings: The mother cat kept licking the kittens, hoping it would revive them. According to the family that adopted the stray
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mochakeki: I love how tumblr doesn’t even tell you its updated its just like spot the difference you little fuckers
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: iatethelastofthecorn: fandomacepilot: Repeat after me kids: A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. #FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FUCKERS
westbor0baptistchurch: WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS
zoeykoko: thehellofitall: The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better Bum Head Fire Duck Purple Rat Bird With Leek and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs you forgot some of my favorites, man Ball Eyebrows Ball
punacceptable: I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
thcure: Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers
I am one follower away from my favorite number - 666. C'mon, you know you wanna follow this blog And you get this lil’ fucker on the side, especially if you roleplay (casual or nsfw, cause he likes that stuff) Isn’t he cute? Although
many-cups-of-tea: azamack: yazzdonut: TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2 OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: deckthehallswithkomahina: when you wait for something to happen and it never does you fucker
belaroos: Now dance, fucker, danceMan, he never had a chance
beckettsbitchface: impala-pond: sams-supernatural-dick: snail-monger: snail-monger: jollymermaid: crippledbypizza: thisshitfunny: prettypussyprincess: fuckthisblogshit: Why twitter whyyyyy ???? 😩😩😩😩 no chill the year just started
I’m pissed at this cat for killing my christmas present (it was a live plant) by turning it into a ‘jack jumped over the candlestick’ game and he’s just…
micthemicrophone: pettankoprincess: the fucking look on his face tho He wants to shatter that little fucker’s dream as much as the rest of us.
crawlytheserpent: punacceptable: I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
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ashleylaufeysonfrost: kawaii-uwu: themaskednegro: glitterweave: Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is? Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice. That’s
94ism: “A kid shouldn’t be walking around in the forest alone. There are scary wolves roaming there.”
yungterra: sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
the-writing-jellyfish: braginskey: why send anon hate when you can look at this Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’
agent-texas: Ok I love the new SnK plushies so fucking much. BUT LOOK AT EREN JFC THEY’RE ALL CUTE BUT LOOK AT THIS LITTLE FUCKER. HE’S FROWNING AND LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE MOUTH. HE’S LIKE “CAN I KILL ALL TITANZ?” YES YOU CAN OHMYGOD
inanimatum-archive: when you can roleplay as both cute, shy characters and also roleplay as sadistic, sociopathic charas, really makes you think what that means for you as a person.
phiphiohara: themelmoshow: lacigreen: dama3: baelor: Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death that’s fucking hardcore !!!! This will never be overshared Amazing!
Happy birthday to me…happy birthday to me…Now where is the ice cream cake, alcohol and matches to set things on fire!?
Went to the beach yesterday.Got baked like an egg on the sidewalk.Step-mother said it adds color to my normally ‘pale’ complexion.Yeah. Color of a tomato.
sashajadebraus: magiccatprincess: sleightofpencil: imagineyouricon: However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon. I just had 106 children with an eyeball I don’t want to have 915 babies with a 16-year-old magical boy
miyajimamizy: So like, thanks to specifically thisismouseface (x) and butterflychansan (x) for their hot fics of hot rich men for inspiring these. Richass director/Sugar Daddy!Marco (HGH!) and Punkass/Golddigger!Jean. -shrugs-
anmavilo: ByE.
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spiritguide: WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
katherinethegrape: ivebeentravelling: I’m disgusted, I have a big ol’ mason jar full of wine, and this Southern motherfucking Democrat is about to go off on some rude ass fuckers up in Philly tonight.I don’t give one single fuck about your moral
Mother FUCKER. My poor laptop doesn’t want to turn on. The orange LED light is on, but the monitor isn’t behaving. There is a sound of the hard drive acting up, but that’s it. Ever since Avast decided to automatically renew earlier this month,
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davinky-deactivated20210909:davinky-deactivated20210909:i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPEDcats on a 50 ft tall screen:
my-unrequited-lust-deactivated2:it’s come to my attention that a lot of you fuckers don’t know an aot! au manga exists… so here’s part. I <3⇐ part one | part two ⇒⇐ part one | part two ⇒
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