lol thats me
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lol thats me clips
That reminds me, there’s other gift art and fics I haven’t reboggled yet ;-;
a male run porn blog blocked me?of all the things lol
loveurself2: a man: “let’s–”me: yeah i wont be doing that
What the hell did I just read? Haha I think he’s angry because my bio says I’m not looking for older guys. Not my fault that what I’m attracted to happens to be young/twinkish military guys
notesfromtheorient: i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
faineemae: that-grey-eyed-girl: faineemae: oh it’s 11/12/13 it’s not the 11th December.. excuse me
That's so meme
spoopyfemme: toxicnebulae: excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows: lizard robot merperson a strange buzzing noise alien, I think an insurmountable feeling of dread you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make
spencerofspace: I went to bed bath & beyond last week and there were these cups that you could pick up but not push over and they made me so mad
adr0itness: the-bearded-knight: platonicknifelust: that’s not a fucking cat WTF This fucked me up
forgotten-moonpath: watching someone else’s playthrough more like: “yes now pick up that loot. the loot. it’s right there. pick it up. why are you opening the map already. there’s still loot lying around. pick it up. pick it— wHY ARE YOU
awharrys: awharrys: awharrys: why does the sun look like a ceiling light i just realized the reflection from my window was showing and it actually is a ceiling light this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
aspio: playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again
coluring: i used to think the brain was the most important part of the body. then I thought, look who’s telling me that…
skyfirephoenix:nineteencallme: straight people Yes, I would’ve done that if I didn’t have a panic attack in the middle of a mall This is EXACTLY how gays work right guys? <:3c Better yet, come
omg if i had to do this every time i swear each day including damn which ain’t even a swear word lol then i’d be occupied all day waving my hand around like a cross dam
pleaseletthisjimbetaken: elisamaza: i-hate-my-shitzophrenic-self: elisamaza: WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY This is the opposite of the perish meme
wolfwars: theholleywoodsigns: dankmemesreasonforliving: Explains why I’m so fucking stupid no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher
Finding out that one of your parents was in a homosexual relationship
tsukireicc: honestly… I have nothing to say that will stop you from blocking me
korrasforevergirl:chaoticgouda:“guys have you ever realised that Loki is tumblr’s new sexyma-“I did my suffering 13 years of itOn tumblr
imhavingacrisis: look of the day: that afterglow u get from crying for hours
angfdz: my seduction style is genuinely caring about your life & wanting you to improve & be happy
hokagee: so you’re telling me the entire plot of this fucking manga is that a plant wanted to bring back his mommy?????????????
toodomforyou: emberskittenplaycorner: Got this on fetlife, had a laugh. @lovemysub @toodomforyou Oh, lovely. The “shitty erotica spammed to random women in hopes that they will be inspired to jump into bed with me” Domly Dom. One of the most common
unclefather: why does it warn me that this vine may contain sensitive content
qveenbpd:I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything
It CONSTANTLY amazes me that women never EVER see this obvious and complete logical rebuttle coming… every time I say it they get this shocked feeling on their faces. Like they’re having an epiphany… its great. ^_^
That would SO make me walk in and have a beer. Honestly, it would. XD
That’d work on me for sure.
is there a remedy for that? XOXO ~ Follow me on Tumblr ~Selena Kitt~
tunabatter: knifeandlighter: tunabatter banana peel? will that work? I’d feel less like a wuss buying bananas than aloe. my masculinity is preventing me from buying aloe. but if the burns really bad, make sure to disenfect it once it calms down
fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation
draconym: Any time someone tells you that men or women should behave a certain way because -~~*NATURE*~~-
About to get going to practice. It’s my last day off for a while. I hope everyone is doing well. Wow that was a random series of sentences. Lol
I had so much fun during pride this weekend! David is so sweet, and level headed. First time in a while that I actually have fun with no drama. Lol I can’t wait to see more of this handsome guy.
sludgelady:There’s never going to be anything funnier than this the comedians can try all they want but they’ll never top the raw power of “THE ONE THAT SHOWS THE TRUTH LOL”
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
tnytrtls: Me ✨
I’m gettin a happy trail. 😳 24 and just now getting hair on my chest lol pathetic. I was depressed last night. Stepped on the scale. Weighed 200. That’s down 15 lbs in 3 weeks. My diet has been horrible. So busy with work and not getting
acuriousmancub: Kaa: Jussssst you wait ‘till I get you in my coilsssss!Me: Is that a threat or a promise~? ;)Kaa:
bonkalore: tiinkerbull: The difference between dogs and cats teaching their young about stairs x oh my god #that was exactly what I wanted to see happen
keepfabandgayon: sinkorswimisbullshit: My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that. #at the risk of making a
Sex, Oral And Rock And Roll
Girls that suck dick without being asked are goddesses and should not be fucked with.
gogglechild: spaceace8: idjtits: spaceace8: idjtits: idjtits: idjtits: are pears flammable after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable mum: whats that smellme: burning pearsmum: wha-me: i tried to set
pantslesswrock: sherlockedinseattle: I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
pinkcookiedimples: yoooosir:me(arabian prince) using public restroom 👀👀👀
chicken-grease-peace-nipples: lepetitebourgeoisie: paper-thin-rainbow: slacktory: ryanhatesthis: Well, that’s enough internet for me today. I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness. *Gets up from seat and leaves* its been
barrelr: here-on-this-island: teyaberri: akuthekoboldthatcould: lukethreepwood: believe-in-breathing: This is me all the time. I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THAT WALK This pretty perfectly sums up conventions. IT GOT BETTER Ok, so there
jesus: peklaxdog: angel: asian: plectro: if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7 I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;) you two need jesus i dont think jesus was into threesomes you don’t know me
behindsuchgreeneyes:Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:
quietly-islayem: trashg0d: paninimami: diaryofakanemem: turtle94c: diaryofakanemem: Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭 “Whats your safe word?” That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 “You think I’m
scarypitbullfan: LOOK HOW FLATTERED HE LOOKS LIKE AWE FOR ME what are the chances of that?
superwhitegirlproblems: http://theselittledreamsofmine.tumblr.com/
best april fool's joke ever
scrapbook23: Someone requested Tony or Steve walking in on Spideypool sexy times. I am too tired to screencap that now, so you all just have to believe me (I don’t think any of you will mind this, anyway)
cheshanekoluv: Is it just me, or does Kisa kind a looks like a Shota version of Levi. I mean, just look at him. Ya, thats a Levi.
LOL reminds me when I had chops.. one of the guys that worked the parking lot wouldn’t ever stop saying “ THE ACE OF SPAADES..THE ACE OF SPAADES”
