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stability: jakemalik: tumblr is so corny i love it omg i think staff likes you more than me I think they know me too well.
internetkilledmylife: i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation
dadnotdaddy: *over a grocery store PA* will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me
unclefather: me after i cum: get out. get out of me. get out of my house
bopeep: me @ my bf: dont look at me..this is bad lighting
meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf
ogrl: me making connections to prove everyone i know secretly hates me
lilsoft: puppy95: shylocks: this is like surrealist art THIS GETS ME EVBERYTIME LIKE HOW DOESNT HE KNOW This is me
Me omw to steal ur girl
giantfandomtrashcan: simplyslutty: my-dutifullydelicatebouquet: my friend got me this meme activity book and i’ve been spending all day coloring reblogging this to drop hints to my friends MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT WEEK If my friends don’t get me
Well sign me the fuck up!
sharpayevons: “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom
arufendi: r0wdyruff: help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me, before they I got your message and have snuck my way inside Oh my god, what the
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
Sales clerk: Would you like a gift receipt? Me: …. Sales clerk: …. Me: Hahahahahaha. NO! This shit is for moi!
My horns ASOS headband. Do you see the sinful, devious devil in me? Do you see DSLs? Lol. I’m horny get it?
pettyqueer: pettyqueer: i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun IN THEORY! me lol
ghost-anus: ghost-anus: accidentally offending a good friend purposefully offending a bad friend me lol
this question tricks me every time lol….
gyroslab:me whenever i go anywhere ever yup lol
pocketss:it’s just one of those croissant days me lol
lol the fact that a significant portion of my nudes end up on shock/gore blogs just speaks for itself ~beautiful nonhuman monster club~
zoeyisyucky: lol i hit my prostate so hard today that my legs gave out from under me - it was cool cuz i caught myself but i ended up spraying cum around my room like an oscilating sprinkler 😒 ha ha what a slut
Me encuentro particularmente irritada del hecho que Rabi sea un 05/05 y Lene un 07/07 y aun así me cuesta acordarme cuando llegan sus cumples…
I only wanted to do a short clip of me playing and singing “We are the Crystal Gems” I hope y’all like it! I decided to do the chorus of it btw! aha…Oh you might want to turn it down a little bit too. lol
Got home from the gym and the family was over lol. Also, I’m really proud at where month 9 on my fitness journey has gotten me. Ima keep going and post a pic at the end of the year; before and after.
I just had the absolute best fucking sex in my life a few hours ago. Good God this boy has me feeling some type of way, and I’m definitely going to be back for more. Lol
emiello:Pros of dating mei’m rly soft and squishyi’ll make you hot beverages in bed i’m good at compliments you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names Cons of dating me ummm?? zero i am a goddess
sleepingwithher: Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.
aa-noms-you: pursuingthemeaning: do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.
Who wants to see me correct a widely-held belief on Tumblr and take a huge amount of shit for it?
iswamacrossanemptyland: me: how was the roman empire cut in half friend: idk me: with a pair of caesars
hazelbeewitched:the premise of the green knight is so fucking wild. dude was literally like “whosoever strikes me, even the teeniest little hit, will win the game - but they have to come back to me in a year and ill return the exact same blow to
happafaith: THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
laughingnancy: itsybitsyparker: consultingfilthymcnastyleviathan: moonymoons: give me liberty, or give me butts
thissstuff: Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
drarna: im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
modernpolymath: nazvseverything: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
ottonomics: gingahhh: me at gay clubs me period.
homonerdcupid: miyku: me after 3 hours sleep mother : are you all right?me : I just spit water everywhere
jesuisjohnlee: bruhwat: roshiniii: Me when I Igo to a haunted house 😂😂 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m in tears This. Is. Me.
onyxslaughterhaus: gamecock06cub: canadianslut: zaynsgrammys: emmasduckling: me, tryna hit the high notes from ‘Hello’ like STOP FUCK Me Lmfaooooo!
malachidavenport: “It counts! It pushed me that much harder to better my drinking—never lost again.” Malachi laughed. As much as he enjoyed the idea of taking a break to go inside and get some hot chocolate, then drinking it while he
grinderman2: me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
lol
shayladillard: clialga: dis me up in the club grindin up on ya man me hahahaahaha
shittier: niggaimdeadass: Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them She became the monster!
yelyahwilliams: andreluizbarbosa: dapussnboots: ME VS THE REAL WORLD [ain’t it fun by paramore playing in the distance] lol Same
thatfunnyblog: mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :) me: mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! me:
wtftimmy: snatchedweaves: weloveshortvideos: Me at restaurants with my parents Adrien Michael is an inspiration Me everywhere
marinarusalka: mustangsally78: mudkipkissies: wellgoodriddance: calif0rnia–dreamer: oh god I’m excited so excited help me out roger you got this Please give me my financial aid back, Roger. I need it to go back to college. CHAAAAAAAAAASEMAYBE
simonsayswhatnow: dinoalex: madeupmonkeyshit: j6: quil-ava: uxxxie: got this snapchat from my friend in japan fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all make you SQUIRTLE lemme get a legendary pokemon I’ll take the bulbasaur one,
wingbeifong: majiinboo: flawlessvevo: Yoncé: The Last Airbender It’s time for me to delete THIS IS GONNA KILL ME Y
pizzaotter: erniethegaydork: igglooaustralia: This is the Best thing I’ve watched in a while. Poor Jimmy this is why if you like me you have to say it to me directly. I would totally be Jimmy in that scenario haha Oh my god if I’ve ever related
dekutree: girls: spank me i’ve been naughty me: its okay we all make mistakes 😝
job fair…should’ve gone with outfit 1…
jungsisxaesthetic: iamhoodbooger: necromancerbarbie: lilpicassa: iamwizz: this wild she got the biscuits looking so elegant me as a girlfriend I’m the tamarind candy @7year-trainee KI GET THIS FOR ME FOR MY BDAY!!!!!! @jungsisxaesthetic U need
Cooked quinoa for the first time…and it’s sending me messages
justslowlyblowme: crashyourcrew: ruinedchildhood2: Homer was sippin’ Lean before it was cool. That purple got me slo-mo. dat purple got me turtle