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thisiskindafucked: Library omo prompts Hey but seriously, think about this.- Accidental wetting/leaking in a library setting where it’s so quiet every drop can be heard like it’s 1000lbs on the floor.-Someone loosing control in the middle of an aisle
geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
sirlightbulb: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
sara-crew: Nooooo! There is no way I’ll get to yaoi con this year and I want to buy this so badly! Is it set in stone that it won’t be available online?It’s unfortunately pretty certain. I’ve only printed a short run of them, because
assgod: cosbyykidd: juiciep: whatisthat-velvet: modernpolymath: nazvseverything: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a
modernpolymath: nazvseverything: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
I put an 'LOL' or 'ahaha' in every text...
bakrua: loldodgers: What if Mike was short for Micycle every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle
darth-jada: modernpolymath: nazvseverything: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell This speaks to me on a spiritual level. This makes me cry every time I see
black-iverson: thahalfrican: sleptonshawt-e: thahalfrican: sleptonshawt-e: thahalfrican: sleptonshawt-e: My phone always autocorrects Joey to JOEY, and I’m assuming it’s from every time I find myself scream at you through text @thahalfrican
clientsfromhell: Every now and then I’ll get a “scam” client texting me who has found my information via a Craigslist advertisement.Client: Yes I need you come and film family reunion yes?Me: Sorry, who is this? And where did you find my contact
Sooo I’m n Walmart with this 👵 lady n front of me. Her total CM out 2b about 跌.00 Bt her EBT 💳 card declined.. So y'all know what I did..GOD is definitely going 2bless me 4this🙏it was a lot of groceries Bt I helped her put every single
Every time I match with someone on my sw tinder I ask them to text me a photo so I can compare it to the photos that their tinder offers. This guy wouldn’t send me one lol and told me to fuck myself when I kept asking. That’s all I need to
just waiting for the obligatory “happy new years!” texts that i’ll receive from people who could give two shits about me LOL
ohio-is4-lovers: christmascheer-fandomtears: ohio-is4-lovers: a moment of silence for every text post ruined by someone adding something completely unnecessary LOL, YES THIS XDDD
somedayinjakarta: Sometimes I’ll imagine that Adele, Gaga and Beyoncé have a group text going that they don’t use often but every once in awhile they’ll send each other “lol yikes” and the other two will know exactly what it’s about
I think every other week I sing my heart out to Valerie while I’m driving
It’s crazy to me how people casually talk about being engaged multiple time & I’m over here like, I’ve never been proposed to. Plus every time I brought it up in my relationship they’d meet their utter doom lol My ex literally texted me about
I want a sugar daddy that will buy me a book every week lol
every weekend I never sleep in cause I always have an appointment errmagwawd I hate adulting
westsidegroovetheartist: peachemojimami: templesavage: peachemojimami: I like when a grown ass man grips the bed when he’s getting head Not every females head game work like that 🤷🏽♂️ Hype her up till she do ^nah if we trash
I love giving guys head cause I swear every time I deep throat and go suck his buts and lick right on there gouch they go crazy twitching and spreading their legs like girls
Every guy I ever been with skinny and got clear skin wtf kinda voodoo shit is this
my best friend gave me a pair of her favorite gym leggings & they honestly changed my life lol I can workout without pulling them up every 5 seconds 😩
