lmao u mean me : NSFW Tumblr

HOME | BLOGS | TAGS | CONTACT

NSFW Tumblr

NSFW Tumblr

PinDuck

find lmao u mean me on porn pin board

ClipFuck

lmao u mean me clips

get yourself a lazy girlfriend youll never have to worry about her whereabouts you know she's either sleeping or curled up infront of the tv

Who doesn’t? I mean as long as they bathe…. and are disease free… and dont look several decades older than they are, and wont try to stab me in my sleep, or steal from me, or cant fake an orgasm, or… Imma have to rethink

why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi

Dat me and my twin, Sans….tbh we have TOO MUCH in common and I don’t even mean the looks lmaoJust ignore this lol, I got very bored

Just for funsies as a last hurrah I’ve opened up asks again on this blog - ask me anything!! Really anything lmao it’s the end of days here on tumbles let’s have fun

an ex crush from like three years ago decided to all of a sudden message me and ask to hang out :[ howaboutno

lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM

lumos5001: categoryfourkaiju: brimmy21: orcinus-equus: itsgettinghyakinhere: nneeeuuhhhuehuehue IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME. What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O stay ignorant if

thelonelyscarecrow: foxzes: fakethistoyourgrave: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel do u mean excited I’m so horny for Halloween

xyle: bookslayer13: xyle: *unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that* I think you mean subconsciously no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

simplymonay: The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in

I think whether or not hate based on race is racist is based off of how avoidable it is, someone saying mean words about white people online is so easy to avoid, whereas having an entire system weighed against you isn’t. And in the end if you’re white

ok but just because cops are shitty don’t mean crimes are suddenly cool lmao

slim-turner: me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food my friends, gay: ?????? me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj

knotpuncher:don’t fucking follow me if you have friends I mean they like 21 pilots of course they don’t have friends

negrovisions: queeenslut: negrovisions: look @queeenslut being nice!! im honestly so cute oh my god someone date me “someone” lmao you mean me nigga I’ve been trying for days

00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually

………….. SOMEONE SEND ME THIS IMMEDIATELY. I don’t even care if you mean it…. =(

I feel the same way about every single aspect of myself. I mean… if I just acted myself around everyone and ate properly… you’d all crown me king of the universe. ^_^

lol I’m glad female sexism is starting to be pointed out more. Been bugging me for like a decade. Only in the last year have I seen things like this. ^ I mean I’ve been pointing shit out like this for years. I’m kind of a pioneer for

Honestly… that means nothing to me. Nothing.

royallymad: backgrounds?? haha, what are backgrounds??? what do you mean we dont just live in a floaty white void??

alt-j: when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

theongreyjoys: i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon

fang-wife:fang-wife:the mean brat to dumb pet pipeline the “you’re not the boss of me.” to the “please fuck me, pleasepleaseplease” pipeline.

cokeflow: I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

cokeflow: I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

cokeflow: I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing at robber. She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao “Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again….

997: LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

victorsparade: my-astral-body: coffeeshine: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD this is the post that has cheered me up LMAO Because with everything going on in the world (the Christian

papishanpoo: If I had a dollar every time someone called me ugly I’d have 0 dollars bitch u thought lmao

duragdaddy:thottweiler: SOMEBODY TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME LMAO BYE 😂😂

glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…

hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: lustt-and-luxury: lmao , this will always get me 😩😂 lmao

littlemorethananerd: soylentvanilla: Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too. Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna

discofishstick: xenthylart: my bae is going through hard times. everyone should send her nice messages to cheer her up. she means the world to me. i cant wait to see her in a month <3 IM CRYING AGAIN THANKS

weavemama: courageous–me: weavemama: IT’S TOTALLY DESTROYED LMAO I mean, as much as I hate Trump, was this really necessary? There’s other, less petty, ways to show your discontent with someone. YES, this is extremely necessary

Lmao my bf just asked me turn up means. Love it!

saucefactory: lunsfuhd: When I walk into hell. TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE WOODY’S GONNA START A STRIPPER ROUTINE I MEAN HE’S ALREADY GOT THE NAME FOR IT

pencandy: caliphorniaqueen: lmao I’m dying at how cute this is, omgg ahh she’s too precious!!

I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.

anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all

it’s always a challenge to not have sex when i go on a date…i mean i know i have impulse control issues as a result of my mental health problems, so it’s fine, it’s just a challenge i usually fail though lmao

angwomon: FUCK YOU BRIAN I didn’t mean to have you gave me all the laughs.

^a pretty good description of Jen’s art. (I mean this nicely, don’t shoot me)sorry if it bugs out

dnald: wooden-crow: slim-turner: me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food my friends, gay: ?????? me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj

crimewave420: This clip of Lil Wayne spilling his lean means so much to me

dadvillainy: bonethugsnharmony: dadvillainy: Opening up for @bonethugsnharmony tonight god damn wish me luck What this mean U fake

tamiiland: Alpha love. Not sure what’s going on in here. Pretty sure my good ol’ bro Sunny knows. She’s the dirkjake expert (if you know what I mean). Bro, this is entirely your fault. It’s not even midnight and I’m lamely doodling mild

alt-j: when I say “lmao" I do not mean “laughing my ass off" I mean “lmao"

dildotho: warsquirtle: In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s

sharndraws said: what how can you be annoyed at cats ; w; maybe when I get repeatedly hurt for no reason by said cat lmao milkywayinajar said: oh man dood, cats are like people, everyone is different but nobody is perfect hurting others (me) goes

also thisif Jake apologies to Jane for this I sWEARnone of what he did would justify this, she’s the one who should be apologizingalso since she did mean what she did to some extent and she admitted it herself

trilllizard666: officialfist: Lmao Kojima When He Saw Spiderverse: “This is a masterpiece that reminded me of my own video games in terms of story! What a great movie!” Kojima When He Saw Captain Marvel: “This is certainly…A movie.”

sucymemebabaran replied to your post: djsonarsloadoftish asked:FUN FACT…basically what he’s saying is “I don’t understand the concept of words having multiple meanings”lmaO

Did y'all forget I ship/shipped yang with sage, pyrrha, ren, yatsu, neo, and winter too LMAO I like to experiment for fun ewe sorry~

monica-geller: some of u guys are like. really mean lmao it makes me genuinely uncomfortable but i hope ur havin fun i guess

I love lipstickI can spend 5 minutes getting ready in the morning, look like crap n stick some lipstick on and people tell me I look glamourous lmao

kateordie: miucciuh: i mean the outfits alone… they did THAT Did this movie make me gay and I didn’t know it til now? Jk I knew it: Lucy Liu in that leather teacher outfit

1 2