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geisterwand: mathematicianalias: stingdragon: fartgallery: ACTIVATING DEATH RAY Your death will be quick and pineless My life is now better with this pun in it.
lithefider: savedchicken: drillbot: beautifulbyebye: twin-spica: nyokren: Sh*t Cosplayers Say Jade pointed this out. I may or may not have died laughing. DO YOU MEAN MY LIFE> NO! NO! Those are FABRIC SCISSORS!Sadly, I’ve said just about all
deebott: pixelatedboobs: lmao My life lol
Story of my life bro… story of my life…
Possibly the most ghetto thing I have ever seen in the entirety of my life…. >_<
I can trust @rexpinn with my life.
maburito: dashingicecream: blake belladonna: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life me: i know this, and i love u
carbonatedeyeballs: charlesoberonn: What have I done… Prick is important to me - And that’s how you fuse, BITCH!Prick is the most important thing in my life now XD[also it’s a joke from the Rick&Morty show, it isn’t here to offend anyone!]
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A PICTURE TO THE WRONG PERSON IN A TEXT….on the good side, they played it cool and insisted they had no idea and didn’t see anything - i’m okay with that!!!!
I got up to make tea and almost slipped and fell on my back because I made a puddle on the floor
I am seriously considering buying a body pillow for 50 bucks this is what my life has come to
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name* me:
annabellehector: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Too wasted to buzz
timecurry: hellohelbig: justindonuts: lets-get-krunk: “I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography “Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel “Now that I’m out,
unfollovving
chiveburger: me: tumblr is such a joke I should just delete also me after not being able to open the website for 45 seconds: my blog…my brand…my life, all gone…
Me: *tries to do something to move my life on and get out of my current cycle of not doing anything with my life* Mental illness: but what if no.
kony2012official: withdrawnlyricist: guess who my favourite character is This is the funniest thing in my life right now
my kinda boyfriend just passed out drunk with his dick in his hand lollllllll
Word Skillz.
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
it’s 3:30 AM and I’m sitting in my closet wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket listening to One Direction and crying because it’s finally snowing welcome to my life
problematicwhitetwink: me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21
………….. I’m using this every chance I get for the rest of my life…. *hugs the internet*
…… checking every single fountain drink and straw for the rest of my life now. Thanks Tumblr.
Story of my life. Sigh.
…. like I just want to MEET a person this dumb one day. Honestly, Canada isn’t all genius people or even all people with average intelligence but I have never in my life met someone this stupid here…
OMFG… is this LEGIT? …. this would end my life worse than a cocaine addiction.
I have never been so amused by something religious in my life… kudos.
…. sigh. Honestly… how does America even exist. Ive asked this so many times in my life…
…. I now, for the first time in my life, wish to read the Bible… >_>
lol….. SHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE GIVING AWAY MY LIFE SECRETS.
Ya. If that ever happens to me in my life it will prolly look something like that. =D
I’ve literally done this hundreds of times in my life.
I feel like the person I’m going to spend the rest of my life with and love is going to have green eyes. I don’t know why, but they’re going to have green eyes.
velvetybooty:It’s like being in an alternate reality seeing the real picture in this post lmao
inthelandoflesbianism: monosexuals: What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over??? What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life Why am I laughing so hard
al-the-stuff-i-like: youarewortheverything: a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself: idonothavegreeneyes: allyzoop: tfios-changed-my-life: tfios-changed-my-life: belovedcreation: The Fault in our Coffee “That’s the thing about coffee. It demands
that was probably the most formal message i’ve ever written in my life.
i watched the first episode of uta no prince sama and it was probably the worse decision of my life.
kokoro-chan practice!! i still have no idea how his hair works tho tbhi didn’t like how this was turning out so midway through i just said fuck it and here i am lmao
pumpkinmcqueen: donkeydickjess: sloth-king: blue-blackboy: sloth-king: pumpkinmcqueen: sloth-king: pumpkinmcqueen: sloth-king: blue-blackboy: I need a long titty chick in my life. Say no more fam NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT Aye man i just
So I broke my new phone a while back and I’ve been using my old phone because I’m too cheap to shell out 赨 for a screen replacement lmao but last night the battery and/or charging port on my old phone finally failed so I guess I have to go get
Welp they scheduled going to the field JUST at the right times. He’s leaving 3 days before our anniversary and 3 days before my birthday, for a month each. So it’s going to be up to me to drive by myself up to Denver to pick up my little sister. At
gingerhaole: actuallygrey: crybabychan: devpastel: spxmano: oi-flyboy: My first time at starbucks be like fucking wild this is so accurate? What. The fuck. LMAO I am crying Okay. Having worked at coffeeshops for approx. 10 years, I’ve seen
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
My life
mysteriousmally: lethaladonis1:Lmao my life was just taken with this lmao 😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #samsmith #grammys #adele Death.
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littleballofpunk: redheadevil: fucktheworldsmokeweedeveryday: tranquil-sound: Me as a husband Marry me This is me and my boyfriend 1000% This is the kind of man I need in my life.
radoedipus: Biggest plot twist of my life, I remember looking at my mom when this part played thinking “oh no, what do I do” like it was some how my fault
newjork: *throwing my life away* “kobe” I say as it misses the trashcan
ediebrit: this video saved my life
rosebeaches: me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it
lmao going through my tweets from last night, i do not remember tweeting half that shit and then i realized i texted my mom something that i meant to tweet, on accident omg lol
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I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
i think instagram is my favorite social media outlet rn. wish i was more creative but sadly my feed stays a mess like my life.
weloveshortvideos:My life in a simple quote
Isn’t it Love?This whole sequence honestly added 5750 years and 8 months to my life