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good-dog-girls:My wife bought me this extremely round coyote bank. It is the roundest doggo. My friends on IRC are amused by fat doggo>It’s so fucking happy too, it’s adorable.>That’s what happens when you eat too many chickens>chubby doge>wha
jadenvargen: ive wanted to draw this for 6000 years and finally i was tired enough to do it
headphonepoe: stevedusa: gestopft: is this what the kids are listening to these days? Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t. I’m cackling
spicybutthole: Hey sup I just worked out for like 2 hours cause it’s ~beautiful~ today
whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag
lmao omg did they finally make it into the basement in SNK? idk why thats hilarious to me its like, fucking finally !!!
jdongle: Since an anon asked for a new selfie, here ya go lmao
shibafro: shibafro: When it hits 10 notes:
me, being sentimental the last day of my college program thing: you guys this time tomorrow were not gunna see each other…………. im gunna be all alone in my room……………………&hel
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Someone called me a Neanderthal because I don’t shave my armpits. Who wants to take bets that it was a man who doesn’t shave his armpits either? Bid starts at ŭ raises in บ increments. Ends when I call it.
jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
It’s 3 in the morning and I’m fucking screamiNG jfkskckskkds
So I my ex boss invited me to a pool party today… 5 mins in, looking around her house, I see this… R.I.P. lmao!
I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called
itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there
iamthemeep: sodamnrelatable: trying to talk to someone you really admire I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
knightscrest: love it when mutuals i dont really talk to like one of my posts bc its like “glad i brought something to the table that you liked please dont leave me”
yungterra: You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”
aimematch: well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower
chessys: i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it
sadwhore04: if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man
mothurs: friend: you look stressedme: haha yeah it’s the stress
glitch420: brokenautomaton: memeufacturing: i can’t reblog this because CK has me blocked but this is. Honestly amazing, It’s funny how people harass someone based on their opinions, but then kick and scream when that person defends themselves,
Me: *tries to do something to move my life on and get out of my current cycle of not doing anything with my life* Mental illness: but what if no.
felix-the-snow-cheetah: doitsuki: greenquee: thecheshirecass: darthvcder: darthvcder: i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^) seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s
persianartkid: asthetick: background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere. my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were
It CONSTANTLY amazes me that women never EVER see this obvious and complete logical rebuttle coming… every time I say it they get this shocked feeling on their faces. Like they’re having an epiphany… its great. ^_^
ashestoashesjc: me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down caveman brain: it is so many spiders
nbconline: fatwink: a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed
misadventuresofmila:if I text you some wild outta pocket nasty shit there’s like a 10 min window before I’m over it. Don’t text me back 30 mins later cuz the mood has passed that was the old me!!! I don’t know her anymore
aobabe: imagine noiz trying to hit on koujaku in german. “wie gehts, baby." "the fuck you just say to me." this is my most popular kounoi headcanon and i’m really happy about that.
come play cocoppa play with me you nerds.c:
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
some piss ass anon: “incest is wrong and ur disgusting for shipping it.uwu”me: *aggressively ships incest ships even harder*
it took me about 2-3 hours to finally level up to level 10 and then there’s a stage change.orz the whole reason i was doing it was to play rainmaker.TT_TT
texanredrose: friendbot: princessrobocop: raccoon-butts: wow i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage oh boy prices you can trust, products you can’t Graphic Design has gone so minimalistic it’s morphed into Uncanny Nondescript. My brain tells
My boss took this picture of me at work the other day and for some reason i really like it lmao.
lazy-peaches: me: babe come over bae: i can’t, it’s fourth of july me: my parents aren’t home ;) bae:
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
danefonda: defendpizza-eatpoppunk: danefonda: being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha no it doesn’t.
lmao people unfollowing me because of my Sasha spam, bye you’re hella weak.
kobetyrant: me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!! me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
552: bae: why are you mad at me? me: it’s on the syllabus
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: “I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga. “Want me to call it?”“It’s on silent.” A tragedy in three parts.
rosebeaches: me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it
saucefactory: lunsfuhd: When I walk into hell. TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE WOODY’S GONNA START A STRIPPER ROUTINE I MEAN HE’S ALREADY GOT THE NAME FOR IT
lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re
justinhammer: #dear diary: today littlefinger came to my tent #i told him i didn’t like his face #brienne patted me on the back after #it felt good #and then i told loras what i said and he told me i was a really clever king #i don’t like your
forgetyeahcomics: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
goldyfishpool: thebibliosphere: #Reminds me of a bird of paradise the only problem with this video it’s that it ends
colachampagnedad: friend: you ok? me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life* me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
endocrinez: exam: it makes me so mad when a good post is ruined by someone saying something like “this is awesome” in the caption like yes we all knew that it was awesome no need to fuck the post up ^^^THIS
techykisses: there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs they’re happy to wear their sign in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice you know the second reason why you piece of filthy t r a
my parents tricked me again!!! Wtf!!! I got a new iPod touch ;_____; it’s been /THREE YEARS/ I’m so..weeeeeeeeeehehehee
shout out to that one time when neptune lost his thick brows for the duration of his conversation with jaune in V2 rip i never saw it called out and i never forgot
@ blogs that have blocked me: IM SORRY FOR INCONVENIENCING UR DASH IN ANY WAY………….. IF ITS FOR SPECIFIC SHIP ART OR W/E IM NOT REALLY SURE but sorr yyy;;;;
i like how one of my super popular txt posts was secretly abt me wanting to draw more neruka LMAO
Friend: So what did you do today? Me: I watched Daredevil and stretched my arse out hbu?
