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I can’t even laugh at this. *shivers*
Old people give no fucks. I can’t wait to reach that level.
lol This happens more often than I can credit.
…. sigh I know people are like “Wow this guy is brave and this is cool.” but every time I see a picture like this all I can think is “You. Are. Fucking. Stupid.” =_=
lol As a tall person I can confirm this.
Ya… you can’t skip the sick loops people. Thats no way to live your life.
Wait…. you can ASK for BJs??????? SERIOUSLY???? IS THIS FOR REAL!?????
As a Canadian I can confirm the legitimacy of this information.
lol Add the fact that time isn’t even linear to that and you can multiply the mind fuckery two fold. ;)
My roomy just can’t seem to get it right either. Sigh.
Well… I can’t argue with this. *shrug*
He’s not wrong. Still… Im open to marriage. As far as I can tell those statistics are the way they are because people get married to individuals they just “like” or are “comfortable with at the time” or because “its the next
I can’t unthink that question now…
lol Honestly every time someone is whining about something and I can just tell they have zero convictions in this regard. They just want attention etc. This is exactly what it sounds like to me. This… crass.
… this can’t be safe…
You can tell they really care about their customers though.
Legally speaking I am an expert witness on PB&J sandwiches… I can tell you with 100% certainty… they are not… and anyone who thinks they are… has a double digit IQ.
awesomacious:Trafalgar Sqaure traffic lights London lol I literally grimace when considering how much whining by a small amount of morons can effect an actual change like this. Fuck man. These people are a plague. (These people being morons
justbadpuns: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard.. Ha.
Lets be honest here. Its not better than nothing. I can do it better myself. By a huge margin. =_= Stop the myth that handjobs are good for anything!
…. Can you imagine the fear though… lol
godtricksterloki: innocent-69-mind: omg lmao I can’t even begin to tell you how much this made me laugh LOL. I say again, DON’T FUCK WITH MY PORN! YOU FUCK WITH MY PORN, YOU FUCK WITH MY FEELINGS!
anti-disney-inc:the fact that so many industries are propped up by actual broken transactions lmao. hollywood can only turn a profit by abusing special effects people. restaurants were undercharging for food BEFORE the pandemic. pink collar workers and
rwfan11: Goldberg- smoking hot! …just look at the steam coming from that body! LOL! :-) …so is this an example of a ‘DILF’? :-P …..something tells me he is always the ‘top’! LMAO! :-) Golberg can top me anyday! ;)
pochowek: 37q: eva-420: how do i lower my real life resolution? i want other people to observe me in 144p i want my body to just be a horrid collection of jpeg artifacts. i want my voice to just be the most compressed audio file you can imagine
k1sh1be: Osomatsu boys and rock legends. [x]i can’t get enough of these designs. i need a karabowie au ugh
vetor2064: Even more. This time featuring Tetsuo. Mostly…Not gonna bother with a link this time. You can just find the clips on youtube anyway.
mental-insanime: narutos-dick: trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president! Reblog it while you can
igotyourfav: refriedbeams: thagoodgood: OMG 😨😨😨😨😨 Unreal Lmao I can not !
nookwhiffers: “hahaha lmao i can’t wait until these sjws experience THE REAL WORLD” why do you think we’re so angry
agenderyuripetrov: ~selfies of 2014~ By which I mean….I grabbed 9 fave selfies off my phone & they’re all from fall-winter lmao what can u do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lanimalu: “Can you promise that I will come back? - No. And if you do, you will not be the same.”
demigirljoseph: I’m trying to watch Haikyu!! But its also making me think of my ex so its kind of making me feel like shit… lmao I can’t stop getting hung up about this. why the fuck did my ex assault me I just wanted to watch an innocent
demigirljoseph: I did it…….. I preordered Makishima…….. I cannot belIEVE they’re re-releasing onoda, so I preordered her, too lmao…I’ll have mother and daughter together I’m overjoyed.
pseudo-gloriousbastard: phiife: This is so innocent lmao I can dig it.
mothurs: AP US HISTORY EXAM: to what extent did christopher columbus change the history of the world?me: first of all lmao… christopher can suck a dick…. second of all, who is christopher columbus? the end
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guysforthecamera: INAPPROPRIATE BOOKS FOR KIDS…..THAT REALLY EXIST!! Lmao I can’t
doomsurfing:ronindrew:portraitofadumbassonfire:Lmao, what is he saying??
mazokhist: me every day that’s not t day: can’t wait for my next shot me on t day:
pearswhy: sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off. me: hmm.. ok…sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned onme: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up
hollyjolly-jolteon: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
accursedasche: Rosiel (Rose Quartz + Toriel Fusion) 582 years later, and I decided to finish this for Easter!I had to stop myself to add more details. lmao. You can find more of my art on my Deviantart, or follow me on here.
agender-unicorn: skepticalwitch: calypsos-island: twohourartist: isitsafe: fandomsbecrazy: oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that
asparagays: “i can’t sleep” “just close your eyes lol” wow thanks for that a+ tip how did i never think of that
im sure alotta women can relate to this
when your friends think they can tell you what to do :D yup. childhood ruined
funny thing is i can hear/see her saying something like this
luvisblack:Some of y'all can be so Petty. #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG
luvisblack:Oh just that I made you smile. Most don’t understand how sexy a genuine smile can be. Knowing that I caused that smile and made your day just a little better. MAN!!! #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG
luvisblack:🤔🤔🤔… That Glaze before the eruption. Get you one that can do both. #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG
linrenzo: oohsnap: whoisahmad: fileformat: vagisodium: I will never not find this funny bye Gets me every time Lmao I can’t!! You musty bitch lmfao
theabcsofjustice: dead-kaworu: packetofcrackers: taiey: sarah531: I just realised where Kylo got his name from: Ky = sKYwalker Lo = soLO Ren = literally just his birth name with an R which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord
trained-chimpanzee: uptownfunkyouup: intel-i386: uptownfunkyouup: intel-i386: someone: I don’t listen to Beyon- tumblr user: The amount of ppl reblogging this like “I’ve been through this 😫😫😫😫” is so ridiculous lmao like sorry
askkaibaseto: Okay so yall know that trope where person A is in a coma and starts waking because Person B is talking to them, begging them to wake up? Kaiba is Person A and no one can wake him. Mokuba, Yugi, Atem, even Isono have sat in there for hours
post-coitalcigarettes: ccatty: red too sexy lmao how can anons call you ugly omg
soulvibe: luvhugsandhiphopsoul: trvst-issves: ofwillgkta: THIS IS THE BEST GIF ON THE INTERNET lmfaoooooooooooooooooo hahaha, had to. Yo…… LMAO I can’t.
azealiabanksweb: On the Azealia Banks’ show tonight they threw a weave on the stage and she picked it up lmao I can’t
ayedne: j2ndson: cottoncandyfroyum: jjsinterlude: trebled-negrita-princess: felinetsunamii: chillniggaville: thedudedre: crying.. But really tho lol This bitch buggin Bruh , #Waka2016 LMAO #BYEHILLARY Can Michelle run for president PLEASE.
lieanndesu: zsasusaku123: lieanndesu: laetia: these two, is2g AND I FVCKIN’ S2G CHOUCHOU WILL APPROACH SASUKE WHEN THEY SEE HIM. LMAO I can see it: OMG. I AM YOUR SISTER!! XD CHOUCHOU: Hey Mister Handsome, are you my real father?SASUKE: ….SARADA:
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